Customer: I want 2 sausage muffin meals.
Me: were they with or without egg?
Customer: excuse me?
Me: we have two kinds. Sausage and sausage egg. Which one would you like?
Customer: did you say without egg?
Oh my god buddy!!! This isn’t rocket science! We have a menu with pictures and numbers for a reason!
Customer: why would you ask if I wanted without egg!
Me: because you ordered sausage muffins! That doesn’t come with egg!
Customer: obviously I want with egg.