Obviously!!!

~ Rebecca Dawn

Customer: I want 2 sausage muffin meals.

Me: were they with or without egg?

Customer: excuse me?

Me: we have two kinds. Sausage and sausage egg. Which one would you like?

Customer: did you say without egg?

Oh my god buddy!!! This isn’t rocket science! We have a menu with pictures and numbers for a reason!

Me: yes. 

Customer: why would you ask if I wanted without egg!

Me: because you ordered sausage muffins! That doesn’t come with egg!

Why me?!

Customer: obviously I want with egg.

Obviously!!!😠😠😠

Published by Rebecca Dawn

Rebecca Dawn, I live in a small northern city in Canada. I’m outrageous, dramatic, impulsive, unique. I am always there for you, willing to listen and help. I'm great fun to be around and always makes you feel happy. I love to write and needed the creative freedom to do so, which is why i started blogging over five years ago. I write about anything and everything provocative. I believe the way to happiness: Keep your heart free from hate, your mind from worry. Live simply, expect little, give much. Scatter sunshine, forget self, think of others. to count your blessings let go of what you cant control listen to your heart just breathe One Heart One Love, its a song that should inspire us all. I love Iron Chef. The original! :) Don't like pizza, cinnamon or nutmeg, anything with mint in it. could do without ice cream but I love Iced Frappucinos. Iced Coffee! Yum! I love mysteries. A good romance. Anything that can make me cry or laugh. I love animals especially cats! Amare sine timore - To love without fear.

4 thoughts on “Obviously!!!”

      2. Lol that is so awesome! I love sexual innuendos!! And working in the food industry gives a person alot of material! 😉

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