Police say neighbor has dealt with issues for 2 years, including energetic sex that shook her neighbor’s furniture
I laughed so hard when I saw this.
I should have posted this on Jordan and GF’s FB’s!
Do you think she would have gotten the hint?
I doubt it.
the other day I had the strangest occurrence with them.
I had been dreaming when a woman’s orgasmic screaming broke through my dream state.
“Oh my god, Jordan! Jordan!”
Somewhere between confusion and sleep, I knew that it couldn’t be…
“Jordan..” her screaming drew me awake.
I bolted up in angry confusion. “Damn it Jordan!” I shouted.
Only there was silence.
There wasn’t a bed squeaking. GF wasn’t wailing.
Bewildered, I glanced around me. I was alone. I
Shivers of awareness crept down my spine.
I heard them, as if they were upstairs. As if they hadnt left!
I hadn’t been dreaming about them. Or thinking about them
Yet there I was woken up like clock work for their morning sex.
“it better not be early!” I muttered. I glanced at the clock. 4:45am.
I had an hour before work!
“Are you kidding me? “Fuck you, Jordan! You better not be thinking about me while you are having sex!” I shouted to no one in particular.