“It’s complimentary, My dear Watson!” someone drawled sarcastically as if I was the dimwitted one. “Its not as if I am Sherlock”
I was completely dumbfounded by what she had just said. I slowly turned to her. “What does complimentary have to do with Sherlock!”
She sighed, rolled her eyes. “Sherlock always said to Watson, ‘It’s Complimentary!'”
“No, Sherlock had never said complimentary!” I argued.
“Oh, really what did he say?”
I couldnt believe I was having this conversation. “Its elementary!” I snapped. “but he only said it in the films!”
“It hurts” she said.
“Doing two things at once”
“you mean thinking and walking at the same time?” I shot back.