I loved this (giggling guiltily)
because who has not read about horrible orgasms in books. Ahem 50 shades.
however I did read one erotic short story, the writer described the woman’s pussy as a knoll. A knoll. Like a grassy hill -knoll. A woman’s pussy is not a knoll!
Although when I was younger (14) I would describe it as a quim. (so embarassing) I read a lot of historical romances! ♥
I am horrible at describing orgasms even now!