You know a customer has been going to Timmie’s too much when:
“I will have a large French vanilla coffee”
I explain we have vanilla latte and cappuccino.
There is silence. “Do you serve Double Double here”
Then there this was guy:
“I will have an Anus burger. The mighty”
I almost choked. “I am sorry did you say Angus?”
“Yes the Anus burger. But i want the bacon and cheese not the mighty. Make that two.”
I am laughing. “So you want two Anus burgers”
“Are you sure? Do you want bum or do you want burgers”I asked.
“Whichever kind. I don’t care” he says.
“So you want bum?” I asked.
His girlfriend started to laugh. “No. We want Angus!” He said.
Oh those silly Sallies!