Thank god my alarm woke me up for work!
I was having a nightmare. I was trapped in Lindsay Lohan’s body. Throughout all her movies I’m trying to sabotage them, by singing, flubbing lines setting things on fire. No one noticed she wasn’t herself!
I was trapped!
And when it was time to star in a movie with James Deen?! Oh hell no!
I woke up.
Thank god I am going to have a shower now!