I had a dream I was living in the Brazilian jungle. I had long black hair, successful with my charity work. I was married to a man who looked like Brad Pitt, Chris Pratt and had the humour of Jack Black. We were “roughing” it as only rich snobby son of bitches do when they want to escape civilian life.
We had 19 children! 19 kids running around like savages. I was lying in the hammock without a freaking care in the world.
I woke up with a severe case of HELL NO!
My biological clock needs to know its role! Stay in the cobwebs where it freaking belongs! This woman aint woman enough to be a momma!