Dad: hurry up I have to go home and watch Trump.Me: what?! You’re kicking me out of the truck so you can watch Trump!
Dad: everybody is watching Trump!
Me: yeah? They are moaning about what a big mistake they made.
Dad: no that was Obama. He didn’t do anything.
Me: that’s because they kept shooting down his bills.
Me: yes and the only reason Trump won was because of the Electoral College.
Dad: that’s the most important vote of all.
Me: no! Popular vote! Electoral College goes against the people’s constitutional rights!
Dad: get out!
I climb out and do a little dance! “Trump sucks!”
Dad: that’s it! I’m telling your mom! She won’t make supper for you anymore!