Customer: make sure my sausage egg is separate from the rest of the packaging.
I wait for her to finish ordering. She doesn’t say anything.
“I am sorry were you done?”
Customer: no I wasn’t.
I was still waiting.
Customer: I want you to make sure it’s separate!
Me: ok. Like was your order a meal? Separate bag?
She makes an impatient sound.
“Or separate from the hash browns?”
Customer: there is just one meal! I want it separate!
By now I feel so dumb!!! I have no idea what she wanted.
Customer: I have an allergy to wheat! So keep the bun separate!
I throw a coffee bag at the wall in complete disbelief! Come on! How hard was it to tell me that!
” how about we take it off altogether?” I suggested “next time you can order no bun?”