eating this burrito and I am suddenly remembering an awkward moment.
I was at a party.
I had nachos with lots of onions.
this guy was hitting on me, trying to be slick, but he was just being an asshole.
He wasnt getting the hint.
he leaned into kiss me, which surprised me.
“what the hell, bro!”
I pushed him away, wiping my mouth.
then I smiled when I saw his expression.
score one for the onion breath!
-random thoughts about how much I love onions.