eating this burrito and I am suddenly remembering an awkward moment.
I was at a party.
I had nachos with lots of onions.
this guy was hitting on me, trying to be slick, but he was just being an asshole.
He wasnt getting the hint.
he leaned into kiss me, which surprised me.
“what the hell, bro!”
I pushed him away, wiping my mouth.
then I smiled when I saw his expression.
score one for the onion breath!
-random thoughts about how much I love onions.
A GIRL OUT OF THE ORDINARY 
I used to HATE mustard for this reason. I was on a date and he had slathered his hotdog with the stuff. He wanted to kiss me and I didn’t want him to and ewwwwww. It took a long time to learn to like mustard.
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Lol yikes! I’m always paranoid about my breath but that time was an exception. He was pissing me off. I don’t like guys who are rude arrogant etc.
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