It’s time for alcohol and I’m 3hrs into my shift.
Customer: I will have a coffee black with 2 cream.
me: I’m sorry? A coffee black or with cream.
customer: I said a black with 2 cream!
me: that doesn’t make sense! Black or cream!
next customer orders a latte then asked if we had a smoothie no sugar with vanilla!
me: I’m sorry you want a sugar free latte?
customer: no! I’m asking if you have a no sugar smoothie vanilla!
me: are you asking for a sugar free shot for your latte!
customer: uh yeah!
me: I asked you if you wanted a sugar free vanilla latte!
for the love of God!