Stop trying to shake down my drug empire! – me
What? Since when? – Ethan
I’m trying to run a low key operation here! You keep busting my chops! – me
How much? – Ethan
You couldn’t afford my shit – me
Really? – Ethan
$100 a gram for starters. You can’t afford it on minimum wage. – me
Breaking Bad much? Nah, just being interrupted during orders
I was in a wonderful mood today until my first order. The customer had asked for a moment.
No problem, I carried on with other tasks. “Hello? Hello? Hello? Why aren’t you taking my order? Hello?”
Annoyed, I snapped “you are not waiting on me! I am waiting on you! Please order!”
Another customer further antagonized me when she ordered a meal then a sausage egg muffin and OJ. “I don’t want fries”
I thought she would like a hash brown instead. So I asked her. “No I said no fries!”
“Ma’am you asked for a meal!”
“Yes, but I don’t want fries!”
I face palmed myself. “Then no meal!”
I struggled to keep my annoyance under control by chatting with my drive thru team.
A customer ordered a number four. “I didn’t want the bacon cheddar angus! I wanted the mighty!” He whined.
Ok. After he finished ordering the mighty “I want a bacon cheddar,”
There went a cup! “Sir, you do know I had that burger punched in already! Next time just keep ordering!”
there was silence. “Oh” he managed “that’s all then!”
“fucking idiots don’t waste my time with your stupidity!” I grumbled once my lane was clear. I found my drive thru team staring at me in astonishment.
“I don’t play around in drive thru. Order smarter not harder! I don’t put up with stupidity!”