Me: would you like just the sandwiches or the meals?
Customer: what do you mean, meals?
Me: sir, you ordered two sandwiches and fries would you like meals?
Customer: no I don’t want the drinks!
Me: the shakes are the drinks!
Oh my gulay! I always have to draw pictures when taking orders. They still haven’t figured out a meal is: a burger fry any drink!
Customer: I want a grill chicken no bun with lettuce.
Me: I am sorry are you asking for a lettuce wrap?
Customer: no I asked for a grill chicken no bun with lettuce!
Me: so a lettuce wrap.
Customer: yes how hard is it to understand?
Me: apparently very hard because I asked if you wanted it and you said no!
Fuck me sideways! I need a drink!