IN NEED OF ALCOHOL, STAT!


Me: would you like just the sandwiches or the meals?

Customer: what do you mean, meals?

Me: sir, you ordered two sandwiches and fries would you like meals?

Customer: no I don’t want the drinks!

Me: the shakes are the drinks!

Oh my gulay! I always have to draw pictures when taking orders. They still haven’t figured out a meal is: a burger fry any drink!

Customer: I want a grill chicken no bun with lettuce.

Me: I am sorry are you asking for a lettuce wrap?

Customer: no I asked for a grill chicken no bun with lettuce!

Me: so a lettuce wrap.

Customer: yes how hard is it to understand?

Me: apparently very hard because I asked if you wanted it and you said no!

Customer: oh.

Fuck me sideways! I need a drink!

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