Coworker was playing WAP while I was on break. I began to sing along.
He glanced at me sceptically “Becky, do you even know what WAP means?”
I scoffed “I knew what WAP was when you were in diapers! It’s wet ass pussy”
He stared at me scandalized “it’s so explicit”
Um ok. Should have listened to the stuff I listened to back
“But it tastes so good” he remarked.
I looked up from sandwich and grimaced. “Gross I don’t want to hear about what you and your ex girlfriend did!”
I shuddered at the mental picture.
“No Becky!” He protested.
“Well she is the only you’ve been with so..” I went back to eating.
I had that song stuck in my head all day.
“Seven days a week certified freak” I sang as I walked up the stairs “wet ass pussy make that pull out game weak”
“Oh my god, Becky no!” Out of nowhere Ethan’s head popped into the stairwell. “Why are you singing that song! Do you even know what WAP means!”
I stared at him. “Do you?” And walked past!
These Gen z kids think I am freaking Baby Boomer!
These kids need to educate themselves on music!
Freaking explicit! In my day your mind was blown just by the implication!
- Closer- NIN
- Sex u up- colour me bad 🤢🤮
- All I wanna do – Heart
- I want to take you to the Candy shop – 50 cent
- Short man- Gillette
- How many licks- lil Kim
- Lay it down- Lloyd
- Dedication- Lloyd
- Pony – genuwine
- My neck my back – Khia
- I touch myself- Divinyls
- Sexual healing- by the man himself Marvin Gaye