YOU MEANT PUNCH, RIGHT?


Coworker: oh my god! Becky just stop! Matt will you plow her please!

Matt: what?

Coworker: plow Becky!

Matt: do you realize what you just said?

He was so embarrassed! His face was red! I’m laughing.

Coworker: what? What is so funny? What did I say?

Matt repeated the entire conversation.

Coworker: oh my gosh! Did you tell Becky!

Me: I was standing there!

Coworker: oh for Pete’s sake!

Me: hey I am awesome ok!

Derp: just because your mom always tells you that doesn’t mean it is true!

Me: she never says that. She says I’m the sharpest tool in the shed. Very blunt!

  • when a coworker unintentionally makes a sexual innuendo.

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