Well Daisy almost murdered me this morning!
I was in a deep sleep when she let out a blood curdling scream! I nearly died of a stroke! I was so frightened!
I bolted up in bed to find her at the side of the bed watching me. “Daisy! What is it?” I was now concerned.
She wanted to play in the bathtub!
It was 4:30am!😡🤬
I had a great day.
Snow had fallen. Nearly 2 feet!
We were steady.
I had so much fun!
The drive thru team were teasing me. After remarking neither would look good with a buzz cut/ bald, Staci and May turned to look at me.
“You did” Annie exclaimed referring to my hair loss to chemo. I choked on my water.
“Thank you” I grinned “you all would look great! You have such great bone structure!”
Staci grinned “great makeup,Becky!”
“Thanks!” Then I frowned “but I’m not wearing makeup!” My eye had bruised yellow and purple!
“Did any of you watch 365 days?” May asked. “My sister says to watch it”
Annie and I glanced at each other and smirked. “I wouldn’t watch it with any family members!” I replied.
“It makes 50 shades look good because at least 50 shades had a story line”
May was scandalized. “Is it like 50 shades?”
I laughed “no worse!” I then saw Derp standing by- eavesdropping. “Hey Derp! Have you watched 365 days?!”
The girls gasped in mortification as he looked confused. “What is that?” He asked.
Annie explained and he grimaced. “Hell no” and walked away!
Cue evil cackling!
“Hey, Hightower!” Steve called out “where is my juice!”
“Right here, Proctor!” (Police academy references) it took a minute for me to realize what I called him. I burst out laughing. I was laughing hysterically. “I called you Proctor!”
“I heard you” Steve replied drily “you are so hilarious, Tacklebarry!”
After my break, it had gotten busy. I was so polite it was scary!
We had nice little lull, and Kiran was giving May some hand lotion. “May I have some too?” I asked.
Kiran poured some into my palm.
“You can’t have any! You are not my friend” May teased.
I put on a sad face “you hurt my feelings. I’m going to stand in my corner!” I cried dramatically. I marched into the corner. “With my wrinkly old people hands!”
May burst out laughing. “Becky! You are so cute!”
While we made coffee Raven said something to May. May turned to me. “She said you can’t drink water.”
I pouted. “What?! Raven is trying to murder me! I will die without water! Raven, I thought we were friends! Here you are! Planning my demise!”
They howled with laughter!
It was such a wonderful day.
Even Daisy was ok.
Until I was in the shower.
I am paranoid about being in the shower and some body will rip that curtain aside and stab me to death. Psycho.
Or I will step out of the shower and someone has crept into the apartment.
I have all these scenarios in my head.
All of sudden there is a blood curdling scream.
I almost keeled over!
I slowly peeled back the curtain, heart pounding!
It was Daisy!
She turned to stare wild eye at me!
“Oh my god! Daisy!” I cried.
I pulled the curtain.
Daisy screamed again.
It was like I was in a scene from the Grudge!
I ripped the curtain open and she was bouncing off her cat tree, the cupboard and toilet. “Daisy! Stop!”
She stared at me.
I got a chill down my spine. What if there was a ghost in the apartment?
I slowly closed the curtain and she ran out of the bathroom. Screeching. Knocking things over.
I hurried with my shower.
Then I frowned.
What if she just wanted me out of the shower so she could play in the bath tub?
Nice try! But I am having a wonderful bath too!