JUST FULL OF SURPRISES


I was asked what I do on the weekends.

“Nothing,” I sighed “I’m lazy”

“Lazy? She’s too busy with her two boyfriends!” Lane 1 replied.

My jaw dropped. The McCafe person gaped incredulous disbelief.

“Becky, you have 2 boyfriends?!” She exclaimed.

Before I could reply, Lane 1 answered “yes, she has two! That’s why she is always tired! 1 is a sugar daddy! The other is a 24 year old!”

I choked.

“What?!” The McCafé person was aghast. I was flabbergasted she was actually believing him!

“Yes!” Lane 1 sighed “a 24 year old hunky gym freak!”

McCafé person stared at me. “Oh yes, he just loves coming home to little round doughy me!” I replied drily.

“Becky I can’t believe you!”

“I’m just full of surprises!”

I wish!

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