I was asked what I do on the weekends.
“Nothing,” I sighed “I’m lazy”
“Lazy? She’s too busy with her two boyfriends!” Lane 1 replied.
My jaw dropped. The McCafe person gaped incredulous disbelief.
“Becky, you have 2 boyfriends?!” She exclaimed.
Before I could reply, Lane 1 answered “yes, she has two! That’s why she is always tired! 1 is a sugar daddy! The other is a 24 year old!”
I choked.
“What?!” The McCafé person was aghast. I was flabbergasted she was actually believing him!
“Yes!” Lane 1 sighed “a 24 year old hunky gym freak!”
McCafé person stared at me. “Oh yes, he just loves coming home to little round doughy me!” I replied drily.
“Becky I can’t believe you!”
“I’m just full of surprises!”
I wish!