BREATHING IN THEIR CANNED COKE


Walking to work, listening to “Xanny” by Billie Eilish. The sun hurting my vampire eyes.

This is what I was singing: Breathing in their canned coke

Instead of: still drinking canned coke.

Wow. Is this how my day is going to be?

Have a wonderful day!☺️🤗

SING WHILE YOU WORK


A wonderful sunny day.

I had enough energy to get through my shift.

In a surprisingly good mood.

I had to work. Ugh had to dirty these lazy hands. And be nice! Totally against my nature!

I won “Perfect cone!” It had to be exactly 5oz and 4 swirls. Everyone’s mouth dropped in disbelief. “20 years of awesomeness!” I smirked.

“Becky won perfect cone?!” Derp was incredulous. He looked at me. “You won perfect cone?! You?!”

Everyone laughed.

I was reminiscing about my previous positions back in the day. “Ugh I remember when I used to clean the grease troughs” I began.

“Grease troughs?” Annie was puzzled “what are those?”

I pointed out the end pieces on the grill that caught grease when the grill top was being cleaned. Annie laughed “Becky, that’s not called a grease trough. It’s a grease trap.”

“No”

“Yes it is!”

Annie and I stared at each other. “Let’s ask my brother”

BVS also claimed it was a grease trap.

“It’s called a grease trough!” I insisted.

Annie smirked “fine, we will ask Derp. He will tell us”

I groaned. “No dont. He will explain what it is, how it works, the origins, he will retrain us!”

Annie ignored me and asked Derp.

Derp frowned. “Those are called grease troughs, the grease trap is downstairs.”

Annie stared at me, she was speechless “Becky, you were right!”

“Bro, I’ve only been working here for a millennia!” I shook my head. “Don’t you think I would know the difference between the grease trough and the grease trap?”

“No!” Everyone answered.

Sometime later Annie and I were singing various songs when she broke into “I wanna dance” Whitney Houston.

My eyes grew wide. Oh I love this song! Now I’m not great singer, im pretty sure I could shatter glass because I am so off key. It didn’t matter! I began to belt out the lyrics, while I danced.

“Becky! There are customers!” Annie stopped singing so mortified that I was now singing and dancing.

I shrugged and continued dancing.

“I think Cyndi Lauper sings this song” Annie remarked to another coworker.

“No, Cyndi lauper sings Girls Just Wanna have Fun” I interjected “Whitney Houston sing this.”

“Are you sure?”

Of course.

RUNNING UP THAT HILL


Everyone is obsessing over Kate Bush’s Running Up That Hill because of Stranger Things Season 4. Not me. I’ve been obsessed since Vampire Diaries-Placebo cover. 🤣

I love this song. I’ve been singing it all week 😂🥰

I’m happy it’s Friday.

It’s been a long week even though it’s been a 4 day work week for me.

WHERE HAVE I BEEN?


I’ve been sick the last couple of days.

I was sent home early because I could barely make it through the day.

What is happening with my life?!

Frankly I haven’t had the energy to blog.

I just laid here in my bed, sleeping.

Fading like a flower.

EVERYONE IS A CRITIC!


I was singing my prayer. Way off key. Unfortunately I can’t carry a tune nor do I write songs.

All of sudden Daisy makes this hideous yowling sound. As if I was torturing her! Every time I would begin to sing, she would yelp.

“Really, Daisy?” I sigh. “How rude!”

I need brain bleach now


There is a reason I sometimes don’t give out too much about the physical description of the man in my fantasies, he is real.

however I had a horrible dream that my fantasy man thought i was writing about someone we both knew.

 

 

Star Cast – I Bring Me


This song is on my  favorite playlist. I absolutely love it! 

I had been playing it when I was sick. 

Now while I am still not well enough to sing it, I have been playing it non stop!

What’s your favorite song so I can listen to it!

ALY & AJ -CHEMICALS REACT


 

I think love makes me us feel this way ♥