Because I had nothing better to do but fix the 63 bad links of 163 stories on my fiction page!!!!


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except for sleep! 🙂


Can you answer these 13 personal questions about yourself without lying?
How do you hope to change as a person in the future?  Being motivated. i want to be more goal oriented.
What keeps you up at night? The world. How can we as people keep hurting each other. We are supposed to be accepting of each other. We are supposed to love one another. Yet we do everything we can to destroy any prospect of peace because we want oil, land and money. and we want more. always more. How about we work on acceptance, love, peace and not greed?
What’s the most surprising self-realization you’ve had? That its ok not to be perfect and its ok not to sweat the small stuff.
What lie do you tell most often? That I’m ok. That I am fine. And I am happy.
What do you regret not doing? Going on an adventure. well I went to California. But I want to explore!
What do you most often look down on people for?  For not being grateful for what they have. They complain about not having this when they wanted that! well, do you have a job? Do you have money to enjoy the things you want? Do you have food to eat and sleep in a comfy bed? Of course, you do! but others don’t, so stop being a bitch and be grateful!
What do you think people look down on you for the most? probably my no-nonsense attitude, sure I am funny and crazy, but I do not put up with bullshit.
What gives your life meaning? my faith
What bridges do you not regret burning? negative nancies.
What are you most insecure about? My body
How do you get in the way of your own success? I don’t go for it I stay in the same place because I’m scared
Whats one thing you really wish you could go back and undo? who knows
What are you afraid people see when they look at you?  I dont want to be a horrible person in their eyes.  That I am mean controlling rude. I want to be the kind person who brings a smile to someone’s face.


Parked at A&W in Chetwynd on our way home because someone had to have a pee break.

Can we back out the same way we came out?

me: what?

can I back out?

me: what are you talking about?! Of course you can!

well some restaurant won’t let you go out the same way you come in.

me: what?!

you don’t travel much do you?

me: oh my god! Will you drive!

how do I get on the highway?

me: oh my god seriously how do you drive when you are in town?! Drive to the stop sign

are you sure?

me: drive!

but I don’t want to back track.

me: what?

i don’t want to back track to where I went.

me: yes You do.

How come I have these conversations?


On a road trip to Moberly!

i saw deer 🦌

and unexpectedly there were illamas sitting by the roadside


I want your hands on my body, your mouth on my skin

Thinking of you makes it hard for me to concentrate

every part of me wonders what your touch will feel like

my body aches for it. Craves the heat of yours.

at the thought of you possessing me

making love to me ♥


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Last night had been full of angry dreams.

One was of an old crush. One was of serial killers finding redemption. One of work.

I had been in a deep sleep, laying on my back when I caught the scent of men’s cologne. I smiled sleepily, rolled over onto my side reaching for him, “you smell so good” I murmured.

The confusion began to chase the sleep away. Him?

My brain was trying to get me to wake up. But I was happy. I was snuggling up to my love.

My Love?

There was no one supposed to be here. Beside me.

I bolted up, afraid of what my brain was telling me.

I was alone.

I knew I smelled cologne.

It was quite strong. Enough to trigger my fight or flight responses.

I smelled my sheets. My pillow. My comforter. Myself.


I laid back down.

When I woke up BobCageyon by The Tragedically Hip was on my mind.

15 Reasons Why I Could Never Work At McDonald’s

“What do you mean the shake machine is broken?!”

Source: 15 Reasons Why I Could Never Work At McDonald’s

A co-worker tagged me today with this on FB!

I never laughed so hard, because it was so true.

Especially with today’s sheninagans.


Oh well, there is smart then there is smrt.

On a better note, a little goat came through. He was so cute.

Brown and white. So adorable!