BLACK FRIDAY: I AM MANIAC


It was the best day ever!

I managed to do some online shopping before work!

I got to crush people’s dreams!

I was in my cage laughing hysterically like a crazed lunatic!

“Becky why are you laughing like an idiot?!” Steve asked finally.

“I’m crushing people’s dreams!”

“Why did I even ask” he groaned.

“I’m a maniac a maniac taking orders” I sang.

Why was I behaving like a lunatic?

Not only was it Black Friday!

There was no school. Parents had to take their kids with them to the sales.

And if they wanted to take the edge off- ahem stress- off?

None of our espresso machines were working!

And then they were asking if we had almond or oat milk!

It was brilliant!

People were absolutely going bananas and there I was revelling in the glory of chaos!

The sadistic part of me was loving it.

The only time I had to use my Big Boy voice was when a guy tried to pull attitude with me and I quickly nipped that in the bud. I put him back in his place. “I was asking if it was two meals!” I raised my voice “thanks”

It was a perfect day!

DID I BLOCK OUT THE TRAUMA?


Drinking Ginger Turmeric Tea with honey and cinnamon while in the bath. Of late I felt as if I have a catch in my throat. Do I cough up my internal organs, or vomit them? Either way it’s a constant nuisance!

It was a wonderful beautiful day! I was so excited to spend the day enjoying the sunshine!

I was in a wonderful mood until the stupid people woke up and made their appearance!

  • “I will have the muffin meal” ok what kind!
  • “What kind of ice drinks do you have” pick one!
  • “I have a code” this woman kept insisting she had it after I asked her to give it to the cashier. “Am I speaking gibberish??” I finally shouted. “I dont want your code! Now please order!”
  • “Oh I don’t have rewards points” no one asked you for any.
  • “Are you ready to take my order?!” I didn’t say “hello” to have a friendly conversation, bro. Oh my goodness lol
  • “Why are you guys so pissy?!” Excuse me?!!!! The girl was mortified that I heard her.!! “No not you! Oh my gosh”
  • “What part of my order didn’t you get?!!” None of it! Because you didn’t wait for me to greet you and you didn’t clarify anything like drinks or what nuggets meal !!

When I finally clocked out? The sunshine was gone and it was dark. What happened to the sunshine!

I’m cackling evilly!

Tomorrow is Black Friday!

I don’t wish that hell on anyone!

I can’t wait to shop!

I wonder if we have Black Fridays as bad as the states? As far as I can I remember we don’t.

Or maybe I just blocked out the trauma!

NEVER TOO HOT NEVER TOO COLD


I feel like Goldilocks from the Fairytale (or is it a parable)

I am either too hot, too cold never just right.

Not just temperature wise either.

Am I hungry or full after a few bites.

Is it good? Or is it bland?

Am I congested, ill, or anxious?

Am I tired or just bored.

Am I being high maintenance, indecisive or getting old?

Why am I up at 3 in the morning pondering this, when I have to get up early to work.

My body’s rebelling against my evil regime.

In other words, I think my body misses my ovaries lol

I sure as hell don’t.🤪😆😂💕

-random thoughts about nothing in the early am

Suddenly needed to listen to this song 💕🤪

A CHRISTMAS MOVIE IS NOT GOING TO MAKE ME FEEL EMOTIONS


I was watching a Hallmark Christmas movie: The Angel Tree.

If you don’t know, I dislike Christmas movies. Especially Christmas in July movies. I have a few Christmas carols that I enjoy, I love how homes are decorated with Christmas decorations but in its entirety I dislike the Christmas season.

However while eating my lunch and watching the movie I had a sudden inspiration for a story. And I began to cry in my butterscotch pudding!

Now I am sure it’s been done before but one never knows..

What if a man passed on. Leaving a wife. His wife became bitter about love, relationships and became a true Ebenezer Scrooge/ Grinch. The man was determined to find his wife happiness. Everything he tossed at her, puppies, dates, Christmas, she dodged.

Until one day she bumps into an equally grinch Ebenezer Scrooge and the husband knows that this man is perfect for his wife!

After hapless incidents with the new man, his wife finds herself falling in love.

The husband finds himself at peace

Damn sappy emotions!

TINY BUBBLES IN THE BATH


I’m falling asleep in the bath as I write this.

I’m exhausted!

My cats have been mischievous lately. Which was wonderful Medicine after a rough day!

My mom visited last night. She wanted to see the cats, not me. (I had been over to the house for dinner)

After much spoiling the babies, my mom left. Or so I thought. All of sudden she popped up outside the balcony door calling for Willow.

Willow ran outside, excited to get some pets from grandma. She turned around and presented her ass to my mom!

My mom, meanwhile had reached out to pet her. When she realized her hand was about to be up in Willow’s ass, she let out a screech. “Willow, no!”

I laughed hysterically.

“Becky! That’s gross! Her ass is so dirty! Clean her ass! Willow stop it!”

Willow was so proud of herself!

I have been training Willow to bathe herself before climbing into bed. She does alright. She sneezed all over me. Then nestled closed, under my chin. I was so happy! Daisy will not cuddle up like that!

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!

I thought my day would be so much better than yesterday. After all I had a wonderful sleep. I was sleeping with my babies.

The morning began well.

Until the entitled Kevins’ drove up in their big ass diesel trucks!

After greeting one customer I asked him to turn off his truck because I couldn’t hear him. He ignored me and continued ordering.

“Please turn off your truck”

“I’m not turning off my fucking truck!” He exploded.

I was not going to be putting up with anyone’s bullshit! Especially some country heehaw bumpkin who couldn’t even order a damn coffee. “I asked you to turn off your truck. It’s a diesel right?! It’s loud, right?! I can’t hear you over the damn diesel!” I shouted.

“Right” he was a bit more subdued. But he didn’t turn off the truck.

“So what do you want”

“I want an Americano!”

“Alright, thank you! You can go now!”

YOUR ABLEISM IS SHOWING:

Another customer mumbled through their order over their diesel. However they turned off the truck when I asked.

Still mumbled.

“I’m sorry did you say a banana muffin”

There was a tsking sound “are you fucking deaf?!” The customer shouted.

Well that triggered me. “Yes, I actually am! Thank you for pointing out my handicap!” I shot back. “That is why I kept asking you to repeat yourself!”

There was a moment of silence. The passenger was so horrified “oh my god!”

The driver didn’t apologize but spoke clearer.

Phew! After I was finished that order, I was wondering how could customers not be embarrassed and mortified by their actions Flashback in time, when a customer told me he was deaf and I was rude for not making eye contact and speaking clearly so he could read my lips!

I was absolutely mortified! I must say I am forever grateful to that man! His critique helped me so much! I try to make eye contact and read my customers lips as well.

I am surprised I even finished this post! I kept falling asleep in the bath!

Good night 😽

I WOULD NEVER SAY NO TO FOOD AND WAIT


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Oops! I wouldn’t wait for the Prince! Not if all that delicious food was waiting for me to devour it!

I have a feeling unless the Prince was very understanding, I would be spending time in the dungeon or I would be without my head!🤦‍♀️😂

ITS A GOOD MORNING WHEN


The restaurant was closed

Perhaps I get to start late because all the systems are being updated.

No customers. I’m just eating my food now

MAYBE YOUR HORMONAL


I remarked to a coworker yesterday that if I had my ovaries? I would have had a bad case of PMS.

Hmm maybe my testosterone hormones decided to rear their ugly head, I raged like a mother chucker

  • Say it! Say it! Don’t wait 8 hours to tell me you want 2 meals!
  • I don’t care about your numbers!
  • Shut up! I already told your total!
  • Will you spit it out already! My god, I am falling asleep!

The interesting thing about my conversation with my coworker was how we recovered from cancer. It was so nice to talk about it, and hear other people’s recovery.

It never fails to astonish me, how different other people’s journeys are. How brave they are. It is so remarkable how our different the symptoms were and how our bodies react once given medicine. Although there is one certainty. Pain.

My coworker burst out laughing when I told her I felt like I need my rocking chair because my body felt rickety now. Entirely my fault though. I haven’t been stretching.

Maybe today will be better.

Maybe I won’t need the 4 cups of coffee, and coke to get through the morning!

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE BATMAN


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I thought this was a scene when Kevin Conroy guest starred on Batwoman during the Infinite Crisis crossover.

Was it a Mandela effect? I thought

Then I continued watching.

I face palmed myself.

It was Batman vs Batman.

Kevin vs Tim Daly.

Keen observation skills,bro!🤦‍♀️🤣

RIP Kevin Conroy

THEME SONGS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES


THEME SONGS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES..

And the fact I am no longer a spring chicken

Enjoying my Sunday with my babies.

Curled up under the comforter, the sunshine is beautiful! Frankly it’s heaven, at this moment.

The snow on the ground, clear skies it’s absolutely perfect!

There is something comforting re-watching a tv show, the tv theme song a memory or two comes to mind.

I love theme songs. Even if I can’t remember a whole song, I can always remember a theme song!

Perhaps it’s just me but I wish my books could have a theme song. in fact, I enjoy it when authors include the music playlist they used for their writing inspiration!

My theme song: Baby’s Got Back- Sir Mix-a-lot

My favourite tv theme songs:

  • Gummi Bears- Gummi Bears
  • Brand New Day – Lie to Me
  • We Used to Be Friends – Veronica Mars
  • Another World-Another World
  • truly outrageous-Jem and the holograms
  • Sailor Moon
  • Inu-Yasha
  • On Top of The World- Girl Meets World

Ok there are a lot! I wasn’t including Korean Dramas because Kdramas have amazing themes!