CHOCOLATE FRIES?


Chocolate fries? That’s all kinds of wrong!

just like the Maple bacon poutine! I couldn’t brush my teeth enough to get rid of the taste!

 

WHEN I AM HAVING A BAD DAY BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE OK


How I should have known my day would go?

  1. A guy  couldn’t wait until I was clear of his truck before speeding off. The light was red!
  2. My tea bag exploded in my water. But I forced myself to drink it anyway. Hm yum ginger and turmeric!😩
  3. Someone locked the bathroom in the change room. So I couldn’t brush the taste of tea away. I had to start work. Just when I thought my day couldn’t get any better I had to be in First over lunch. I think this was  pay back for not working yesterday! I had to change every order because the order taker refused to listen!

A customer gave me six loyalty coffee cards for 1 coffee. All are sticker free. I looked at him “what do you want me to do with these?” I asked.

“They are for my coffee” he explained like I was the dimwit.

“Uh no. Your coffee is $2.50. These have no stickers. You can’t use them”

He scowled “what stickers?” He demanded “I gave you six cards”

Oh come on! We had the coffee loyalty cards for over six years now! “Sir, there are stickers on the coffee. You put one on the card everytime you buy a coffee”

“I’ve been buying coffees for a long time I have never seen a sticker! So you are saying I have to buy 6 coffees!” 

I wanted to throw myself out the window and get run over by a truck. It would be more pleasant than this!

He wanted to see a manager who also explained what I just said. He got the coffee for free anyway. 😡

The next customer gave me two coffee cards and wondered how come the order taker told her a different price. I stared at her “maybe because you never told her you had coffee cards!” I explained slowly.

The one order was so messed up I had to cancel it and start all over.

What he wanted:

  1. 3 mcdoubles. 1 of them plain
  2. 2jr chickens
  3. 2 fries
  4. 1 coke

What he got:

  • 3 mcdoubles. 1 plain. 2 no onions and pickle 
  • 2 Jr chicken PATTIES 
  • 1 fry
  • 2 cokes

This was me over lunch “just say yes! Yes! Oh my god! Yes!” And “a mc chicken! Mc chicken! He said it 5x!”

When I finally escaped my hell hole I was allowed to stay on window. However drive thru was not having it. EM turned to me, her face so upset “you were gone yesterday. You had to be on cash today, you will be on orders with me!”

I laughed so hard “I heard you didn’t miss me. That you were having a good day without me!”

All three of the drive thru team turned to stare at me in disbelief. Scowling EM shook her head ” we missed you”

I hugged her. Her least favourite person was in drive thru and when she kept asking for me, the manager threatened to put her other least person with her!

“I was kidding!” She cried.

I howled with laughter at her predicament and hugged her once more!

Aw I’m loved!

SORRY BUT I DONT WANT TO BE INSTA-FAMOUS!


I had a little surprise this morning.

I woke up to find I had 11 new followers on Instagram.

I dont have Instagram.

Curious as to what happened, I logged in.

How did this happen you might ask?

My niece.

She wanted to be Insta-famous!

Grumble.

I logged in. Ugh! This was Instagram?

Boring!

what is so great about Instagram? Aside from watching the videos and other people’s pictures.

Insta-snoop!

MY LATEST OBSESSION


I have discovered the (horrors) wonders of online shopping.

I have rarely gone online to shop because I know once I do, I will be obsessed with buying all the stuff I cant find in the crappy stores here in town.

And because I hate credit cards. Dont use them. Dont want them. Dont want the pain of a dip in my credit rating!

Then there is the fact I will shop shop til I drop drop!

Which I was doing this morning.

Online. Looking for subscription boxes.

Subscription boxes.

Has my life come to this? Hoping to receive cute things in the mail?

Maybe I need a cat!

 

What I have been looking for

  • Beauty
  • crystals and mindfulness
  • anime
  • books

What I have subscribed so far

Ipsy

 

 

A CUSTOMER’S RESPONSE TO TABLE SERVICE


It has begun!

the nightmare that is table service!

we were the last store to begin it.

It was amazing the customer response to it. I was really flummoxed by it. Out of the 20 customers I served;before my shift ended, only 2 accepted table service!

the response was “why would I want table service when I can get it myself?”

”no I can wait”

then this priceless gem by a woman who was astonished and upset that HO would even think of suggesting it!

”what?! Table service?! No I don’t need table service! It’s not like you all are busy enough! Who is going to bring it to me! Freaking table service! Only the lazy would need it!”

i laughed so hard!

what a great way to end a day!

 

Becky’s drive-thru


a story written by Trip!
Now if only I could have drive thru fun like that!
wow I would be very happy! exhausted too!

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Fiction

Older woman…mid 50’s

Becky offers to coach the woman after hearing her widow story and her fear in ordering.

The woman befriends Becky and then tells her what killed her hubby….finding out that his wife was a closeted bi-sexual with a desire for younger women (about Becky’s age).

SEX and lots of it.

Becky was in first window and the day couldn’t have been much worse. Her eyes had already twitched several times, and she’d already thrown not one, but two cups and she’d only been in there for eighty-seven minutes! Then she got the following customer with some sort of issue ordering.

“Umm…hello?”

Becky sighed loudly, “I’m right here. You don’t have to say hello, just give me your order.”

“Well…I don’t really know what I want.”

Another sigh, “A drink? Food? Dessert?”

“This is my first time ordering, so I really don’t know where anything is on…

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A dream in a dream about Becky


A sexy dream written by Trip! wow!

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Fiction

My wife woke me up the other morning, “Who the fuck is Becky?!”

“Umm..what? I don’t know a Becky the way you’re implying.”

“Yeah. Sure. I bet that’s the slut you’re fucking at work.”

I was exasperated, “For the umpteenth time. I’m not fucking anyone but you. Besides, I spend all my free time with you. When would I have time to fuck anyone else?”

“You better not be or you’ll pay.”

I had been dreaming and it was about Becky. I was holding her in my arms, asleep. My semi-erection was between the warm cheeks of her ass as precum oozed out, making her asshole slippery. The slight movements from her made my penis enlarge, reaching its full length and girth. It also made it sensitive to any and all movements from Becky. Soon I was stroking her ass crack with my cock and this made her excited.

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On my 15


Took off the bra!

oh the freedom!

but I have another one on?

why?

because of the sensitive nipples!

only two hours to go ☺️

COMIC RELIEF


I was in another of my moments. Where I wasnt really paying attention, too busy to care and wishing I was in my bed buried in my blankets!

The sensor went off. I greeted the customer.

“Do you want me to speak slowly so you can understand what I am saying?”

My first reaction was who the hell did this fool think he was talking to?!

Then I realized it was Chad.

 

“Yes please” I replied, giggling. “I am having a rough morning.”

“Ok two large coffees” He spoke very slowly. “Double double. Do you want me to say that again?”

“No” I giggled. “Is that it?”

“Yes, you got it right!”

“Yeah me! Do I get a gold star!”

Chad snorted. “Ok sure, yeah”

I laughed.

Over lunch I switched to the second lane.

When the sensor goes off.

I greeted the customer.

“Oh god not you again!”

I burst out laughing. “Why?! What did I do to deserve this?” I moan.

Chad chuckles “Two large coffee.”

He waited for me to finish his sentence “double double”

I pause “are you having a plain hamburger?” I asked.

“No. Just coffee.” he replied.

ah a bit of comical relief from the craziness of the day!