About to start work and my panties are wet! Horny as fuck!
I was thinking of you. Playing with myself nice and slow. My fingers are so creamy. My clit is throbbing
Just woke up.
wet. And fucking horny.
i dreamt Jordan was fucking me hard and fast. Making me cream all over his cock. All he kept saying was how fucking me was better than he had dreamed of. Keep squirting all over him.
really? Better than GF?! Don’t compare me to her!
Jordan got so mad he really pounded me with his cock, “stop trying to be like James Deen!” I taunted “you will pull another hernia “
I was coming so many times in my dream. I woke up my hips thrusting!😜
I am kind of cringing. Because what if the only reason Jordan comes in is so he can remember how hot his fuck sessions with GF were with me listening?
to be honest Jordan’s only attractive feature was how he fucked.
the thought of you in bed. Blindfolded. Vulnerable. Your cock throbbing in your boxers, waiting for my touch. Makes me wet.
Maybe I should make you wait a little longer. Maybe I should let you feel my breath on your skin. Maybe I should let you feel my lips brush over yours.
I will watch your body react uncontrollably to me
maybe I will whisper all the naughty things I want you to do to me, while I rake my nails over your cock, through your boxers. Or maybe not touch you at all.
answering would you rather questions, breaking all the rules!
- Would you rather have sex with someone who never showers or someone who never brushes their teeth? Sorry to say I rather be celibate! Because Bad Hygiene makes my OCD flare up.
- Would you rather walk around the supermarket in your lingerie or walk around the mall with a strap-on? ooh now if I had the strap on does that mean I can bend women over and fuck them til they cum? Probably not! Sadness. Because that would be so hot. But walking around in supermarket in my lingerie, maybe somebody will help me out of it! ♥
- Would you rather orgasm loudly whenever you saw your crush or be incapable of orgasming ever again? I would rather orgasm loudly! Its not like I have a crush. Well, I do like Johnny, but really no crush.
- Would you rather have a threesome with two semi-attractive guys or sex with one super hot guy? I want to take all the cocks ♥
- Would you rather watch your oldest teacher in a porno or your ex? neither.
- Would you rather swallow cum that tastes like piss or have your partner actually piss on you? ew gross! No!
- Would you rather date someone with the perfect body or with the perfect moves in the bedroom? Perfect moves of course. Make me cum, squirt all over
- Would you rather have weak, little orgasms every time you had sex or have a super strong orgasm every once in a while? that was my sex life with my ex. whatcha talking about. My hand does a better job. So I would say super strong orgasm, and fake it the rest.
- Would you rather get kissed on the lips and only the lips or on every part of your body, except for your lips? wouldnt matter. I was just thinking about kissing. as long as the person knew how to kiss. Not sloppy slurpy over-exaggerated kisses that make me want to puke we are good.
- Would you rather get cum in your hair after you’ve just finished styling it or right in your eye? Sorry I dont do facials. And I dont do the hair. Get it in the mouth or pussy or dont bother!
- Would you rather be told you suck at kissing or that you suck at giving blow jobs? Suck at kissing!
- Would you rather watch your favorite television couple have sex or recite their wedding vows? watch my favorite television couple have sex. Maybe join in ♥
- Would you rather have your boyfriend laugh uncontrollably whenever he saw you naked or cry uncontrollably? I dont think any woman would want her man to cry uncontrollably when he saw her naked >_<
- Would you rather watch your dog hump another dog or have him stare you down while you’re having sex? that would be uncomfortable having him watch me. Or I watch him. so nah I am good.
- Would you rather cheat on your partner or have your partner think you cheated, even though you didn’t. Neither is good. Having him think I cheated, is better than I cheated. But I wouldnt.
- Would you rather have sex on a bed filled with stains or in a smelly bathroom stall? Ugh. Gross. No!
- Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or catch your parents having sex? NO! NO! Oh my god, I am going to have nightmares. Pass! Pass!
- Would you rather have sex with your celebrity crush once or have sex with your “real life” crush for the rest of your life? Celebrity crush!
- Would you rather date someone who takes five seconds to cum or who takes at least five hours to cum? Five hours to cum? He better have made me cum during that time! at least dozen times!
- Would you rather fuck your best friend’s father or your father’s best friend? nooo!
- Would you rather have sex in front of police officers or in front of a live news taping? If I wouldnt go to jail for indecent exposure and lewdness, I would say both!
- Would you rather be horny 24/7 or for only one day per year? I am horny 24/7
- Would you rather sleep with the first person you see at the bar or the first person who hits on you at the bar? probably the first person who hits on me.
- would you rather find out that your “perfect” Tinder date has a girlfriend or has a foot fetish? has a girlfriend. Foot fetish is not really my thing!
- Would you rather have sex with a celeb you hate or with your ex? A celeb I hate.
- Would you rather be turned on every single time you see a man wearing a fedora or every single time you see a man wearing Crocs? Nothing wrong with crocs. So there you go.
- would you rather fart while getting eaten out or vomit while making out? Fart! I am getting so nauseated right now!
- Would you rather bite your boyfriend on the dick during oral or knee him in the balls during sex? Bite him on the dick 🙂
- Would you rather make a sex tape for only your grandparents to see or put your nudes on Facebook for everyone else to see? neither! gross!
- Would you rather date someone who refuses to cuddle or who refuses to go down on you? refuses to go down. I need my cuddles.
- Would you rather cry every time you had sex or burp every time someone kissed you? I would cry everytime if the sex was awesome?!
- Would you rather find out that the last guy you fucked was your long lost cousin or that he was a brutal murderer? cousin! who wants to fuck a murderer?!
- Would you rather have sex in a restaurant full of people or masturbate on a bus full of people? Both!
- Would you rather get caught having sex or kissing a blowup doll? Getting caught! Kissing a blow up doll is just wrong.
- Would you rather be offered a job in the porn industry or a job at a strip club? neither. Unless I was the porn director. 🙂
- Would you rather date someone into intense BDSM or someone who likes super bland, vanilla sex? super bland vanilla sex.
- Would you rather have sex in the same position with the same person for the rest of your life or in different positions with a different person every single time? both.
- Would you rather get a huge tattoo of your partner’s name across your chest or a tiny tattoo of their face on your arm? neither.
- Would you rather give Zac Efron a lap dance or get a lap dance from Zach Galifianakis? Give zac efron a lap dance.
- Would you rather have an intense make-out session with your teddy bear or with a poster? Teddy bear!
- Would you rather be tied to a bed and forgotten or marked with a hickey that your boss will see? Hickey!
- Would you rather sprain your ankle during sex or break your partner’s penis? sprain my ankle!
- Would you rather have a one-night stand with someone you hate or temporarily get married to them in Vegas? one night stand!
- Would you rather bump your head while having shower sex or fall off the bed while having morning sex? this one reminds me of jordan and GF. rather fall off the bed!
When I wake up wet and horny. And all I want is you.