DRESSED UP TO CATCH A MAN

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I had just gotten off work, and got into the car. My mother looks at me. “For once Rebecca, why cant you dress up!” she demanded.

My mouth dropped in disbelief. “What?”

“Dress up!”

“I just got off work. Why would I be dressed up!” I snapped. I couldnt believe this.

“You are trying to catch a man!” she said.

oh my god!

 

 

4 responses to “DRESSED UP TO CATCH A MAN”

  1. Kris Avatar
    Kris

    I read this and laughed. My mum, even now, gets mad if I wear leggings. ‘Kris, you shouldn’t dress like that at your age.’ The skirt I brought which was rather too short? ‘I hope you aren’t wearing that while you are here.’

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    1. Rebecca Dawn Avatar
      Rebecca Dawn

      Like seriously how am I going to be dressed up? Have a designer wardrobe at work and change in a split second without a shower ew gross?!

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      1. Kris Avatar
        Kris

        I know, right??? Parentals. Unless the man is attracted to ‘Scent of Fryer’.

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      2. Rebecca Dawn Avatar
        Rebecca Dawn

        ew now that is a yummy scent! (gags)

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