I feel as though this would be something Irene Adler would have to make Sherlock’s coffee. An interesting impression.
Tag: Coffee
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Sweet mother of pink! Who drinks that?! A psychopath?! I would hate to be the person who has to make it!
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After I was very clear; to the point of drawing a picture, not to put caramel in my ice coffee she does it anyway.
I almost went behind the counter to cram the ice coffee down her throat!
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Apparently “half and half” is supposed to mean a “double double!”🤷♀️
-Wtf learn how to order your coffee! 🤦♀️
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Whenever I hear someone order “I will have a large black” OR “or a large black americano”
I suddenly have dirty thoughts. -
“do you want this coffee or two day old coffee?”
When its busy and people go out of their way to stress they want FRESH anything and have a fit when they are waiting for it.
I am that ridiculous!😂
That always get them to stop their pretentiousness.
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Customer: I will have a small regular vanilla ice coffee. An extra shot of vanilla!
Me:???
Customer: I said I wanted a small regular vanilla ice coffee!!! An extra shot of vanilla
Me: do you want regular or vanilla?
Customer: vanilla!
Me: so a small vanilla ice coffee!
Customer: no I said small regular!
Me: that’s what I asked!
Customer: just a regular sized!
Me: ok so let’s order a regular vanilla ice coffee extra vanilla next time!!!😠😠😠😠
For the love of God!
Customer: I want a small skim latte no sweetener.
Ok. No flavor.
Customer: no sweetener!
Oh my god!😠
Just chill!
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A customer always complains how expensive our coffee is.
“You are worse than Nova Scotia! Their large coffee is $2.10!”
Buddy, there is nowhere in Canada where you are going to get a large coffee for under $2 and get unlimited free refills!
So I replied “You are up North where there are Jobs and cost of living is higher, right?”
He blinked.
Obviously he hasn’t been up by the Territories where eggs and cheese are almost $12! Juice jugs are $26.
But hey.
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woke up this morning
need coffee
work
NEED MORE COFFEE!!!
4 episodes of Young Justice
I cried!
need more coffee
the barista blogs are my life blood
I laughed!
need more coffee
I’m trying to blog!
NEED MORE COFFEE
its bed time!
Why did I drink all the coffee! -
when someone who doesnt read the menu, orders a food item and then when I ask them to clarify it is what they want they get all in my face with their diva attitude!
Because I work here, I have no clue what am I doing! Thanks tho!
The guy walked up to my window. He started to order all this food. He then ordered a breakfast wrap!
For some reason, people seem to think a burrito is a Breakfast wrap. Like it would be more sophisticated. Ok sure! Its not a breakfast wrap. Doesnt even look like a breakfast wrap.
“Is that a burrito or a breakfast wrap?”
It was if I asked him a jeopardy Question!
“Excuse me?”
I gestured to the menu “The #10 or #11?”
Ooh damn! The look I got! I expected him to hop over the counter!
His look said: “You think I dont know what a breakfast wrap is? You dont think I know how to order? You think I am some low rent ratchet ho who doesnt know how to read?”
As it was the question alone was confusing!
The guy’s eyes were bugging out, glaring at me then glaring at the menu board. “The burrito!” he snapped. “I wanted the burrito!”
Oh yeah because that is so what you ordered!
Then there are the people who think Dark Roast coffee is some sort of art form! Bitch its just Folgers being served at Tim Hortons! So they get so offended if we offer espresso instead of Dark Roast. No Dark Roast is swill water compared to the Espresso ok?!
Customer: I would like a Dark Roast please.
Me: we don’t serve Dark Roast. We have Espresso or Regular.
Customer: is Espresso stronger than Dark.
Me: yes. (trying to keep straight face)
Customer: I will have 2 smalls please.
She received the 2 small americanos. She sat down.
I watched as she took her first sip.
Her expression was priceless!There was me laughing hysterically!
“What is your problem, Rebecca!” A manager asked.
“A customer wanted Dark Roast! She took a sip and she doesn’t like it!” I laughed.
The manager walked over and we watched her fix her americano with cream and sugar.
She took another sip, and it seemed like she enjoyed it!“It wasnt that funny Rebecca!” the manager complained.
Yeah it was!