DAMN SABAN!

The Super c-u-t-e song on the OLD NAVY commercials isnt sung by Kim K! what a relief! but Melissa Molinaro. I guess i should have realised it wasnt Kim K because there was no ass on the girl. lol. but her resememblance to kim k is remarkable, i guess they had to play it up. Making her dress like kim k, her hair is like kim k. the fact Melissa can actually sing is lost because Audio tune is used! 

 Old Navy for using a kim kardashian look a like for your commerical- survey says you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

My review on MMPR – Samurai. I know. MMPR? its in 19th season. Longest running young adult show! Plus i am a big fan. or i was. damn saban!

I was going to be openminded about the new series of Power Rangers. After all it was bought back from Disney by its creator Saban. I was anticipating nothing. I mean this is  Saban, his ideas are clearly from the past.

I was right on all accounts. Take for instance the theme song. oh its so original. Go go power rangers. Go go power rangers samurai. wow. that is so creative. I dont even know where he came up with the lyrics. Complete genius!

Take Disneys theme song for Jungle fury

here comes the power rangers jungle fury.

training hard to be the best that we can. protecting people from the evil daishi clan stand up for what we know is right we will never lose the fight daishi go away we are here to save the day. cuz we’re mighty morphin power rangers jungle fury. we’re fast we’re strong we’re unstoppable.

With Disney most of the MMPR theme songs had an edgy beat. unforgettable lyrics. the only song i liked from Saban was Power Rangers Lost Galaxy.

The theme song aside, Samurai couldnt get much worse right? i was wrong. Casting goodlooking people for a young adult show is ok. i mean hello red ranger. Make sure they can act. Watching Brittany anne pirtle (yellow ranger) was like getting a pap smear. Not pleasant. In a way it was similar to a  casting version of the MMPR in Space. TJ, Carlos, Cassie, Ashley, Andros.

Comparing them to the Samurai. TJ -Kevin. Carlos- Mike, Mia- Cassie, Emily -Ashley. The red ranger Jayden – Andros. i see a pattern here. its sad.

True to form, Saban protrayed the yellow ranger as an irritating blond ditz!

Saban,  not all yellow rangers are blond ditzes.

Disney cast their yellow rangers as blondes with attitude and hobbies. Kira (dino thunder) and Ronnie (operation overdrive)

Disney didnt have Bulk and skulk but Saban resurrected Bulk and his little sidekick spike, who does a horrible impression of Skulk. probably because Spike is Skulk’s son. what the hell?

Disney tried to be original. Saban stuck to what he knew best. To the past. boring and staid. predicable.

Samurai will be the theme for two years. if saban doesnt shake things up, MMPR will be come stale. 19 years of awesomeness will crumble away because of a creators inability to be original.

I watched 10 minutes of this episode and i couldnt finish watching. It lacked depth, originality. most of all the rangers suck! Samurai forever can blow balls!

Saban what were you thinking buying back the rights to MMPR? Survey says you are the weakest link goodbye.

CLEAR FOR A GO?

HOW FAST CAN I WRITE A STORY? HMM HALF HOUR?

CLEAR FOR A GO?

Apprehension formed a heavy ball in Whiskey’s stomach. Something was wrong. She could feel it in her taut muscles. Her fingers itched. She hated that. Something horrible always went wrong when her fingers itched.

Sweat curled the fine hair at the base of her nape. It was hot under her helmet, she wore a bandanna underneath to keep the tangled mass of her hair out of her face. It was already beginning to dampen with sweat. Her black matte frames felt tight on the bridge of her nose, it deflected the glare from the sun. She re positioned the Remington against her shoulder and checked her sights.

From her position on the North east side of the building, Whiskey had  her target entering the concourse. Flanked by four members of Alpha team.

Something resembling pride swelled within her chest, as she noted Alpha Team’s careful regard of their surroundings. Whiskey – herself was a rookie, having worked hard, had earned herself on this operation, a high angled position. In a building across from the Seasons hotel.

The Seasons hotel was four story high, with an open concourse that had an outdoor cafe, a little swimming pool and hot tub. All of which in Whiskey’s mind made it easy for someone with her caliber or lesser of skill to open fire on her target. She had suggested that the Target enter the building from Charlie- from the rear of the structure. Operations had disregarded her suggestion, in fact disregarded the need for a safe house altogether.

Whiskey clenched her jaw. “Phoenix, what is your David.” she muttered. Phoenix had secured the building, maintaining his position at Charlie to maintain cover. The radio cackled in her ear. “This is Phoenix, the perimeter is cleared.” a disembodied voice grated out. “You are a go November.”

Whiskey grunted. With another cursory scan, she checked the rest of the area. Lobby, elevator. mezzanine.

her belly was aching from the uneasiness that was relentlessly growing. She could hear November’s acknowledgement. November hated Whiskey using the Ten Code, much less over a radio. Once a cop always a cop. November was moving the Alpha Team past the pool  now, their target tight between them.

You are a go!” the voice shouted. She made another check. The four men moved into her cross sights. Dress sharply in business suits.

“Looking fine, Alpha Team.” Whiskey commented offhandly.

“Inappropriate, but noted. Keep radio silent. Whiskey.” came November’s reply.

Movement out of the southwest corner of the building below her caught Whiskey’s attention. She swung her sights down. “Hold up Alpha team.” she muttered.

Fauna obscured the entry way to the elevators, but she was sure she had seen the doors open.

“Phoenix,I thought you said it was cleared.” Whiskey muttered. She shifted her weight, her sight on the elevator. However the Fauna made it impossible to see anyfurther.  “Alpha Team hold your position.” Whiskey swung her sights back on the Alpha Team. They had taken the Target out of her sight. Out of the line of the elevator. Shit!

“Alpha Team what is your David!” she demanded. there was silence, just a cackle of static. Then came November’s voice.

“On your Delta!” which meant on the right side of the building. There was barely cover. “Phoenix! Confirm the elevators are clear!” November hissed.

The gnawing sense of uneasiness was clawing up her throat. Her heart was kicking hard in her chest.

There was silence. “Phoenix! Confirm the elevators are clear!” Whiskey demanded. There was too long of silence. Her fingers were itching now. Something was definitely wrong. Her instincts were screaming at her to get out of Dodge. To pull her team out. Her instincts were rarely wrong.

She adjusted her sights again, re positioning herself to get a hard cover on the elevator. Her fingers were really itching now. “Alpha Team. This is Phoenix.” the radio cackled. “Elevator is cleared.”

Whiskey frowned. The elevator door  had not moved. Had not closed.

“That is a negative. I repeat Alpha Team! Maintain your position!” she hissed. “Phoenix what is your David?” After a moment, of scanning the interior,she had him now in her sights. he had  moved from his position.From his current position, on the mezzanine he had an excellent view of the concourse. Of the target

What the hell was going on? She could see the out line of his body flattened on the floor, through the rail she could see his rifle similar to his prop on his shoulder. His sight not on the elevator but on Delta.

She swung her sights back to her right. Alpha team had formed a man made barricade around the Target. Their Sigs drawn. With sick realisation dawning, Whiskey swung her sight back on Phoenix. November was in Phoenix’s line of fire.

The radio cackled breaking in. “November, You are clear for a go!”

Whiskey swore under her breath.

“That is a negative!’ Whiskey hissed.

She could hear November ordering her to back up Phoenix’s confirmation. Her brow was wet with perspiration. Her sight was locked on Phoenix. She watched him. Debating whether or not he was going to take the shot, Whiskey was not going to risk it.

“Alpha team, Phoenix is hostile. Maintain your position!” she shouted. “Phoenix is hostile!”

Chaos erupted.

In her cross sights, Whiskey could see the recoil of Phoenix’s rifle. Without hesitating she took her shot. Phoenix went down. She shifted her position, seeking Alpha team and her target. “November this is Whiskey…”

Whiskey could hear the tremor in her voice. “Whiskey we are a go.” November murmured. “And Phoenix?”

“Hostile has been terminated.” she said her stomach pitching. “You are Clear for a go.”

 

I NEED A HERO?

The idea of  superheros being tangible, or real would be kind of neat and scary at the same time. It would imply i would have an exciting life, it would also imply i cant take care of myself.

If that is the case, i would like to be saved by Brainac 5. he has a 12th level intellect.he has the power to possess other people , creating and manipulating computer systems. exterting some control over time and space. and telepathy. The question is which version? The 1961 version where he was a teenager (Querl Dox)  and fell in love with SuperGirl.

or the Smallville’s version, where James Marsters(professor milton, 30th century brainac 5)  and Allison Mack (Chloe) each had a hand in playing Brainac 5.

I loved Chloe’s version of Brainac 5.

Then there is Bunshichi Tawara from Tenjho Tenge. I loved this guy. I had to choose between Shin Natsume or  Mitsuomi Takayanagi.

Shin possessed the Dragon’s Eye.  which synchronizes with the spirits of all things, thus it gives Shin a type of prescience that allowed him to see anywhere past, present, possible futures; as well as seeing and hearing the dead. He gained this power as a child, and it was far too much for him. As with all Dragon’s Gate related powers, losing to your dragon and becoming insane and violent is a huge risk; Shin lost leading to his erratic and violent behavior. His power played a key role in his insanity, the other part was due to his father.

so being saved by an insane man…um ok not such a great idea.

Mitsuomi can only fight for three minutes due to a condition with his heart, yet very few can actually last for three minutes against him. I thought that he was the strongest fighterbecause  shin fell at his hands.  later Bunshichi Tawara is the strongest fighter. hmm a guy who cant last 3 minutes. what if by chance, that fight is longer than 3 minutes and the other guy is almost equally matched? uh yeah. cant go with a minute man.

Bunshichi doesnt have supernatural or superabilities. wtf! who cares? he has awesome  Boxing and street fighting methods. Despite this, he is one of the strongest characters in the series and has no problem defeating any formal martial artists. He even refers to himself as “Exorcist Tawara” because not even special powered people can defeat him. In addition to his fighting prowess, he is extremely intelligent and analytical during battle and is a brilliant strategist. Mitsuomi even points out that if Bunshichi had lead the affairs at the bowling alley the Juken club would’ve been completely destroyed. Ironically, Bunshichi doesn’t like to pick fights and is very lazy and compassionate. He is also revealed to possess extreme physical strength as Madoka Mawari notes he is the strongest person in the school. This is proven by him being able to actually punch a car over his head and by him being able to knock an undead Fu Chi’en down the road with little effort in doing so. He is also called “Double Impact Tawara” because he utilizes the power of his powerful arms in battle. It has also been revealed that his legs are equally as powerful.

Muscle Increase

Not really a technique, but when Bunshichi enters combat he increases the size of his arms, usually shredding the sleeves of his shirt in the process. This is probably done when he focuses monstrous amounts of “chi” into the muscles in his arms (as seen with his last fight with Mitsuomi Takayanagi).

 Rage

When faced with what Bunshichi thinks is a life-threatening situation, Bunshichi will unleash a monstrous amount of ki in his body which increases his power to an unbelievable height, even for Tenjho Tenge. Not only does his power increase greatly, but his appearance does as well. When in this “rage” Bunshichi’s hair spikes up, his eyes glow bright blood red, his muscles all burst with ki so great that it surrounds his body and makes contact with whatever he hits instead of his actual fist. In this state Bunshichi is one of the most powerful character in the series and the only person shown to also have this power is Masataka Takayanagi. Bunshichi also has complete control over the technique and can activate it anywhere at anytime, unlike Masataka who has little control.

so there it is two unlikely heros. one destined to be a villian – Brainac 5. and Bunshichi Tawara an unique man with stamina!

The thing is i would like to be in a world where i want to be strong be enough to be my own hero. oh that in itself almost a comedy!

YOUR DARKEST NEED

you find the spot on me, i might sizzle on you.

i keep pushing the boundaries to find out what makes you burn. what makes you burn?

you push yourself inside me, im going to soak you with my heat. im going to melt you with my wetness.

come on lover. tell me what you what want. im going to tell you a little secret. i know your darkest need.

TO YOU…

tonight i will dream of you. and the things you do. when i close my eyes i will imagine all things i will to do you. i want to lick you like you were my lollipop. feel your fingers in my hair. dont be scared baby, tell me what you want me to do to you. what you want. your darkest desire.

BETWEEN NOW AND THEN I AM GONNA MESS YOU UP!

Oh my god i love that line! But really Drive Angry is a bad version of Ghost rider. how does nicholas cage keep making movies? I like maybe 3 0r4 of his movies. CON-AIR, FACEOFF, THE ROCK AND GHOSTRIDER.

I want to see  I AM NUMBER FOUR. Alex is so hot. I watched Alex Rider. the movie he was in. It wasnt bad.

There is going to be PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3! What? how is there going to be a third? after Mika’s dies? lame! second one was so lame! now there is a third.

HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT VALENTINE’S DAY?

Words to describe Valentine’s day:

inadequate, heartbreaking, misery, pathetic, wretched.

Yep pretty much how i feel every Valentines day. I havent gotten one card, or anything.

I get to give a card. so thats good. Happy Valentines Day.

However i shouldnt say i never recieved a gift, if honesty is a gift then i will say i got one Valentines Gift i will never ever forget.

i appreciate it because although i was blind in someways this gift really helped me see the light about people’s intentions.He was cruel only to be kind. Derek helped me smell the roses so to speak. I was so mad that he did that. I kinda like living in oblivion.

I didnt really want to know about Chad and kaylea. no way. wow the crew room was really tense after that. i just about had a conniption fit. Derek was even looking at me to see how i would react to that! oh man! my head was about to spin around like i was linda blair i was that pissed!

I dont know if he a.) didnt like seeing me making a fool out of myself b.) he wanted to enjoy see me ripping off kaylea’s head off.

 that is one Valentines day i will never forget. i have to give Derek props for always ripping off the blinders.

was i mad at him. oh shit. yes. but i forgave him. He was honest.

Kaylea and i are cool now. yeah! kaylea said Derek never liked her. i was like what? really. maybe because he realised she was using him to get to chad. not good. dont mess with chad and derek. grr. i get grumpy.

No i dont really like Valentines Days. It always reminds me of my inadequacy as a woman. I am single. i dont have a relationship. i feel like scrooge. and its christmas. lol

Valentines Scrooge?

CSI-NY – NE-YO MAKES IT HOT!

oh i think my night just got better. Ne-Yo as a hitman. oh sexy! im just that easy to please. so hot!

“A cold blooded professional killer.” -mac taylor. hell no. nothing cold about Ne-Yo. He’s smooth and sexy.

ohh Ne-Yo can tie me up anytime!

SEDUCE ME

Show your love for me. by your gestures. by the way you touch me. by the whisper in my ear. Take the initiative and lets talk about anything about everything. Tease me, make me crave your touch. Rule my body, kiss the most the sensitive parts of my body. Seduce me with your caresses. lets cross all limits and succumb to our desire.

THE PRETENDER: BRING BACK A TRUELY ORIGINAL SHOW!

“How many people died because of what i thought of?” – Jarod

I think that The Pretender was truely a unique and original show. A genius who could pretend to be anyone who he wants.  to flawlessly impersonate anyone in virtually any line of work. Patrick Bauchau and Andrea Parker co-starred as Sydney, Jarod’s childhood teacher and mentor, and Miss Parker, a childhood friend and an operative for the mysterious organization (called “The Centre”) that took Jarod from his parents as a child and forced him to unwittingly use his talents for their own interests. Jarod begins traveling around the country, searching for clues to his true identity and posing as doctors, police officers, attorneys, and various other figures in order to help those in trouble.

He never found his mother, only his father, his two half brothers. his sister. and his clone. clone that was odd. What do i call you? Dad? that episode was weird.

However most shows try to be unique, aka Lost they just burn out. With Lost, the writer had no idea what the hell were doing. too many conspiracies and too many secrets keep track of. blew up their faces.

The Pretender should come back. BVS should come back without all techie crap. Buffy wasnt about tech, (in season 8 the comic book its all tech.yuck) it was about friendship kicking ass & the  supernatural!

DARK SHADOWS: MOVIE? WTF!

Tim Burton is directing DARK SHADOWS. Dark Shadows was a 1971 gothic soap opera. it had vampires, ghosts, man made zombies witches, warlocks..etc. Basically it was a twilight/ vampire diaries of the 70s. it was also the first ever soap opera to ever have ghosts introduced six months after airing. amazing.

I watched the 1991 NBC revival. It was my fave primetime show. Only because it had my fave soap opera stars on it. Joanna Going who played Lisa Grady on AW.

michael t weiss  who played Mike Horton on Days/ Jarrod on the Pretender.

The very idea that Tim Burton has taken upon himself to re make this show is an epic fail.  The same actors are always in his movies. How predicable.

That would be cool, if he was will ferrell or Ben stiller because they are comedic. Tim burton is dark. Having Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter star in all his movies gets lame.

A SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP? IS IT POSSIBLE?

The Ten Commandments of a Successful Relationship:

If one was to base their relationship on this list, would one fail, or pass?

1. Thou shalt drop the Hollywood love theme and acquire realistic love life expectations- thats good because hollywood love affairs usually end up in divorce, or end period. i usually put my expections on romance novels. lol.



2. Thou shalt combine duties and chores to become a team – there are two household duties i will refuse to do. Laundry and dishes. i will do everything else, but not those. i hate doing laundry and dishes. maybe hire a maid! yeah! more time in the bedroom oh la la!
3. Thou shalt banish your acting prowess and quit pretending nothing is wrong – i am afraid of being rejected, i also have trust issues because when i trust someone that someone somehow manages to hurt me. being able to tell someone close to me, they have hurt me i am afraid they will leave me.
4. Thou shalt not strive for the title of gossip queen – i wouldnt trust anyone except my lover, so i wouldnt gab about my relationship. if i wanted to rant i would write it down. however if someone to tell me theirs, i would listen. i am a great listener.
5. Thou shalt be yourself – ooh that would be scary.
6. Thou shalt take control of one’s own sexual satisfaction – i am a firm believer in that. I love to take of my lover and then myself. why cant a woman explained to her man how she would like to be satisfied.
7. Thou shalt not take on another lover (unless your partner may do so also) – oh boy this one…tough one. i dont have a problem with a man having a mistress. if the woman he is married to is aware of it. she has to be aware of it. and approves of it. would a woman approve of it? but i think it is condescending when a man or a woman freaks out if they are having an affair and they wont let their spouse have one.  I always have a fantasy about having an affair with two men and they are both aware of it, and they dont mind. sort of like a Laurell k hamilton thing. only less drama. ha ha
8. Thou shalt have a life outside of the ‘we’ –  there is nothing more annoying when a woman literally becomes the ball and chain! my friend wouldnt do anything with the rest of my friends and i unless her boyfriend wanted to come. she wouldnt let him do anything without her. omg!
9. Thou shalt not obsess about obtaining bodily perfection – us? what the hell? its usually the men! men seemed to obsessed with the fact that a woman isnt keeping up her looks – that she isnt the same as she was the as the day they first married or met. yet we as woman are supposed to accept her mate as he is. how fair is that? realistically women should be appreciated for their beauty no matter what age size they are. no pressure needed.
10. Thou shalt not try and ‘fix’ one’s partner, as they are not broken –  The more we view our better halves as in need of mending, the more we project faults onto them and blame them for our unhappiness. oh well my faults as endless as they are, ( i dont even know what they are!!!) would eat my mate alive.Work from the inside out. Whether it’s personal or relationship based, only you can start making changes for life-long happiness.

looking at this list i realise i dont want a marriage like my parents. sure they have been together forever. almost 37 years. have they been together for me and my sister?  i dont want to be like my mother. a harpy. nagging at everything.

i want to be someone my mate would be happy to come home to . happy! someone who my mate would be love to be around.

 

IM THE GUY YOU WOULD HATE…OR LOVE!

If fictional characters were real people, then Garth Duncan would be a real son of bitch! My kind of a son of bitch!

Here is a guy who found out he was the bastard son of Jed Titan. Titan is a real bastard. Garth asks him for money so that his mom can have treatment for brain cancer, but Titan throws him out. Garth vows revenge. Garth built his own wealth, tried to destroy own his sisters. one by one. And his father.

His sisters, and their best friend however try to save him from himself. Despite his resistence he find himself discovering his heart, his connection to his family.

Garth has been alone for along time,  i think i connected with him alot. I feel alone because despite the fact i have family, i feel that i have no connection at all. I hope someday i will marry and find that connection.

HANGING OUT WITH GOREN!

(Watching one of John Tagman’s soft porn videos.)
John Tagman: Please, that’s private!
Robert Goren: Hey, don’t be embarrassed. C’mon, that’s classy stuff. None of that pneumatic grinding, celebrates intimacy. Is that what you like, John? Cuddling? Holding her close to you?

• Robert Goren: I guess you’ve gotten used to being by yourself. Is that what you’re saying?
  John Tagman: You don’t really get used to it.
  Robert Goren: No, you… (pauses) No, you don’t really ever get used to it.
• John Tagman: I don’t think it’s possible for a person to understand himself

Robert Goren’s character was based on Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes. He is intense, intimidating intellectual. He has quirks that drives his co-workers crazy. He has insights into human nature and he uses that to pick apart details of the crime.

His profiling and interrogating skills are mad! I doubt i would be able to go toe to toe with him. Maybe if i was silent and have him get in my face. I wonder if i could outstare him.  Would he crack me. oh yeah. I wonder what Goren’s profile would say about me if i hung out with him. Lol.

Thats what i would do, if i had one day. If Goren wasnt fictional character. I would hang out and be interrogated. whoohhoo fun!

THE WIERDEST FOOD I EVER EATEN

The wierdest food i ever eaten?

Ha i have made lots of wierd  food. First instance, i was craving deep fried pickles. Awesome! however i didnt have a deep fryer so i decided to microwave them instead.

FYI? make sure you do not burn them! ew! its stinky! then i dip the pickles in ranch dressing.  the pickles shrivel. ha ha

I used to eat plain potato chips dipped in sour cream n onion dip with green grapes. yep. healthy.

yum yum!

BANTER. ITS GOOD FOR EVERYONE!

Banter. That was the down fall for the most of the Fall shows.

A show needs good banter. Take for instance, NCIS LA. the first season was ok. that is giving them some slack, i watched a few episodes but i stopped watching because i didnt like Dom or Nate. what the hell were they there for anyway? its only saving grace was Callen, Sam, and Kensi.

Callen (Chris O’Donnell) and Sam (LL Cool J) have great banter. Even Hettie (Linda Hunt) can throw some out of left field. That is what a show needs.

I started watching NCIS LA again because of Deeks (Eric Christian Olsen)  quirky! love that! Humor in every situation.

Dont get me wrong, if every show followed NCIS & NCIS LA’s formula it would get very boring.

More creativity is needed. I think more people are getting jaded, and thats why ratings are going down. They want to see something different something they havent seen before.

maybe thats why there are so many reality shows out there. ugh!