The first movie trailer i came across was the Sequel to Sherlock Holmes. “I see your web of conspiracy has expanded.” – Watson. lol i love that.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows. Directed by Guy Ritchie. Sherlock is joined by Watson, Holmes’ older brother Mycroft (yeah i always liked Mycroft) Played by Stephen Fry, and of course a new lady. A gyspy played by Noomi Rapace. (THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO) . Holmes hopes to bring down the evil Professor James Moriarty.
It is a stand alone film, but if your wondering Rachel McAdams is making an appearance she is. (gag me)
Im not a big fan of sequels or series, sometimes sequels fail to be as awesome as the first movie. Or in some cases it outshines the first. I am not going to hold my breath on this one.
The second movie trailer I came across was John Carter. A disney movie. It is based on a book A PRINCESS FROM MARS serialised in 1912. huh??? The movie stars Taylor Kitsch (FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS) as a military captain who is transported to Mars and becomes embroiled in their conflict. Wow, the first thing that came to my mind was AVATAR without the blue people. Lame much?!
It also stars, Lynn Collins, Thomas Hayden Church, William Dafoe(gag me), Dominic West & Samantha Morton. Various other actors who are so lame i got bored just checking them out.
Lets go on to the next one. KILLER ELITE. Now this is what I am talking about!!! Jason Statham!!! A man of hot intensity, trained in 4 types of martial arts, he does his own stunts. Then over here we have Robert DeNiro who is best known for his mob roles and method acting, and then there is Clive Owen.
What? Clive Owen?! Get out of here! Suddenly with INTERNATIONAL he has the balls to be paired in an action movie with these two? I dont think so! Clive Owen has the action capacity of a gnat! He makes the movie appeared to be a parody, a “Scary” movie of action proportions! However that doesnt mean, Statham and DeNiro cant pull it off! Oh Statham can. How you doin Statham ♥♥♥
Ok! Ok! so i was little Biased there!
THE THREE MUSKETEERS. Oh i groaned in agony! Not another movie about the Alexandre Dumas novel. There was one in the nineties. 93? With Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland, Chris O’Donnell, Oliver Platt. Egad that was horrible. Then there was another one, The Muskateer in the 2000.
I rolled my eyes when i started watching it. surprise! A steampunk version of the Three Musketeers. Interesting. Milla Jovavich! Yes! Plays a double agent? sweet! Could be good! Ray Stevenson! aw he was on King Arthur. then Logan Lerman? ew he starred in Percy Jackson and The Olympians. The Butterfly Effect and other movies. And Orlando Bloom. Hello! He is Buckingham, evil! I dont think he has ever had a character that been evil.
When famed Musketeers Athos (Matthew Macfayden), Aramis (Luke Evans), and Porthos (Ray Stevenson) steal highly coveted project designs from a high-security vault, the sweet taste of success is short-lived. Their beautiful partner in crime, Milady (Milla Jovovich), drugs the trio and sells the designs to a higher bidder, the ultra-cool Englishman, Buckingham (Orlando Bloom). It’s a major blow to the famed swordsmen. So when, three years later, the devil-may-care young D’Artagnan journeys to Paris to realize his dream of becoming a Musketeer, he finds them a shadow of their former selves, working menial jobs and seeking a cause worth serving.
The conniving Cardinal Richelieu hatches a deadly plot to overthrow the young King Louis (Freddie Fox). Employing the double agent Milady to do the dirty work, he frames the King’s new bride, Queen Anne (Juno Temple) in an affair with Buckingham. If the King buys into the lie, war with England will follow, the Queen will die and the people of France will demand a stronger leader – Richelieu himself – to see them through the crisis. If the King doesn’t buy into the lie, peace may yet stand a chance. But for peace to be ensured, the three Musketeers and their young apprentice must undertake their most dangerous mission ever -to retrieve a priceless diamond necklace from the impregnable Tower of London and return it to the Queen in time for an all-important ball.
sounds all very well and good, but its the three Musketeers????!!!







