LAW&ORDER CI! IT MUST HAVE BEEN GOOD, NOW ITS OVER! WHY?!!!

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Tonight CTV airs the series finale of LAW & ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT.

Im getting really tired of the networks (USA & NBC. ) being asswipes and jerking us fans around!

CTV is the one network that has brought CI faithfully back to the air.

USA & NBC hem & haw. Every year I knaw my knuckles when I know the possibility that CI is never coming back. It is so frustrating! Wolf has written a great character like Goren, Eames and then here is the network dicking the show around. (see what i did there. Dick Wolf. Dicking around lol)

If dick wolf cant make it work, he should  sell the CI franchise to someone else, (omg i just blasphemied!) for the love of god!

Possible franchise buyers. (for the hell of it. do not take me seriously)

• MARK BURNETT -He is the producer for 5 network shows. He made survivor. He could take CI to a whole nutha level! SURVIVOR: LAW & ORDER CRIMINAL INTENT.  Scripted/Reality. Goren and Eames take investigation to the streets.
• MARK CHERRY-he is a writer and producer. Desperate Housewives is still going on strong. despite lame storylines.
• QUENTIN TARANTINO– omg my mind just farted this out. He could do a whole Tarantino on this series. Goren and Eames in Pulp Fiction maybe not so much. However i see a Kill Bill thing going on.
• Steven Bochco – he writes and produces. NYPD BLUE. LA LAW, and HILL STREET BLUES. he wrote for IRON SIDE, MC MILLIAN & WIFE (my fave) he writes controversal storylines, so he too can put a new spin on Goren and Eames.

I see the possibilty of Steven Bochco taken the reigns of CI and making it more edgier, however Dick Wolf made CI. He should be fighting for his creations not letting go.

 

 

 

 

SPEED DATING.FLIRTING. WORK. ITS ALL RELATIVE.

 

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

 

Gary says to me the other day: “How come you are so sexy?” this is at 7:30 in the morning when im barely awake and functioning.

I reply. “I dont know.”

Today i walk in, its Brower of course! Gary says to me, “Hey sexy.”

I change into my uniform, i come upstairs give a hi-five to Darshan, and walk by the guys. “Hey Rebecca do you want a 12 inch…” he breaks off. I turn around and stare at him, oh hell no he didnt. He is grinning. “Sandwich?”

I started laughing. Sandwich indeed. 12 inch. Guys wish they were that big.

I couldnt figure out what the guys’ problem was. Shit, it was my jeans! Tighter than hell, it wasnt like i had a JLo ass. i wish i had a JLo ass! hot damn!

What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.

thats how my morning started off. It was ok. I was taking an order, i look up and over and there is Matt. Hello! Probie was serving him. I finish my order and casually walk over, and said hello. Matt smiled.

 

“Hello.” he replies. I tell Probie that i am getting the order. While waiting for his order to be made i make small talk with Matt. Wow his eyes. amazing. Probie starts to get his order, i am a little annoyed that i have to remind her twice i have his order already. She is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Im not flirting with any of the guys i find attractive. I am just being friendly. Friendly enough to say “hey how u doing?”

I dont think any of guys i am friendly with, take me seriously. Which is good. I dont think i need someone thinking i am trying to pick them up in fast food joint.

 to pick up a guy in DT it would be similar to  Speed Dating.

Usually an order is to be under 60 seconds. If i was on orders and cash by myself i have to:

• check out the potential hottie. How distracted is he. is he too attached to his mobile. a man too attached to his mobile means he is either: lacks ettiquette, workaholic, easily distracted etc.
• how responsive is he.
• how clean is he? hands (you be surprised how gross that is!) neat appearance.
• how is his mood? funny mean dismissive etc.

In speed dating an event usually lasts from 3 to 8 minutes depending on the organization running the event. At the end of each interval, the organizer rings a bell or clinks a glass to signal the participants to move on to the next date.

I dont have a bell, I have annoying buzz in my ear. It tells me when to end the conversation, and take the next order.  In Speed Dating, at the end of the event participants submit to the organizers a list of who they would like to provide their contact information to. If there is a match, contact information is forwarded to both parties. Contact information cannot be traded during the initial meeting, in order to reduce pressure to accept or reject a suitor to his or her face.

I dont have that luxury. It is frowned upon for workers to give contact info to customers. However that didnt stop me from adding Josh C on my facebook after asking him.

Now why cant i do that all the time?

TRUEBLOOD: IN MY OPINION SEASON 4 PREMIERE SUCKED FAIRYLAND ASS!

I decided to stay up and watch TrueBlood the season 4 premiere. What the hell was i thinking?

This season is based on the fourth book of the Sookie Stackhouse book. One of my favorites, since it introduced me to Sookie Stackhouse and got me hooked on the series.

However, the premiere of Trueblood made me want to poke my eyes out in frustration! It tried to jam everything in one hour. It was hopping from character to the next, one moment one was lamenting with Sookie over Bill, the next one was getting freaked out by the Witch girl Hallow. WTF!

If the producers wanted to cram the introduction of fairies and witches in one show, it should have been two hours! not one big blob of poorly written slop put together in a shitty mess of editting!

lets summarise it:

Its a year later. Sookie is in FairyLand, with Claudine. She found Her Grand-daddy Earl. Hooray! There is Barry the Bell boy. They are eating a strange fruit. Sookie gets a strange vibe that all is not right in fairyland. she tells Barry not to eat the fruit. he does it. then Mab the Fairy Queen comes and tells her she must stay because she was with Vampires. ok. Sookie tells her damn right and fairyland’s pristine facade crumbles and she is under attack. With her cousin’s claude’ and grand daddys  help she escapes through a portal and ends up in Bon Temps cemetery. Grand daddy dies. She learns from Jason, who thought she died, that she has been gone a year. Eric tells her he has been the only one who thought she was still alive.  there is Lafayette wailing on how he is not a witch and will his dumb ass of lover stop saying he is. They go to a coven meeting and meet Marnie aka Hallow, (who is not a young’un and where is her bro Mark?and are they going to be Were too?) and she resurrects her dead parrot when Lafayette joins the powwow. thats freaking well and dandy. what does Bill do now a days? Luna calls him Your Majesty?

WTF! am I on Crack? where in Dead to the World does Sookie go to Fairy Land?  I love it when a show  take liberties with a book and they eff it up to hell! for instance:

• why is Lafayette still on the show? in the book Living Dead in Dallas he is dead! he was murdered by some guys  during the Maenads orgy. I realise the character Lafayette was preserved for the show but he doesnt even have a storyline! Suddenly they throw in this other character kevin alejandro plays (jesus?) and bam! suddenly Lafayette is a Witch? Really? Get rid of Lafayette already! He is annoying!
• What the hell happened to Queen Sophie Anne? Please do not tell me Bill killed her, or married her? Because she is married already to Peter. Or worse yet he is the Magistrate.  wtf! I do not like Bill. Bill the Betrayer. I call him that. However i cry everytime he mentions his wife Caroline. When he dedicated the carehome? to his late wife i bawled. Last season when he saw his grand daughter die i cried. or was it his wife. who knows with Bill. i think it was his grand daughter. I cried.
• poor poor Tara! she is a such a victim! yet in the book she is the owner of boutique. and since when did she go bi? and become an mixed martial arts fighter? huh? In the book Franklin dumps her, and gives her to the vamp mickey who is the sadist. In the Book she is engaged to Eggs but it ends after the orgy. she elopes with JB. I liked the fact she was a minor character in the book! Now she is everywhere. gag me!

For all the faults i find with True Blood, i love Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer‘s scenes together. How can two people in love act like they are not? It must be hard.

Then there is Alex Skarsgard! hellafine! the real reason i watch True Blood!

“To you it must have been a year that i was gone, but to me it was just a half hour ago you broke my heart.” -Sookie.

MY OPINION: CHRISTINA HENDRICKS AS A CULTURAL INFLUENCE!

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Christina Hendricks makes me shake my fist at the world! She is apparently a cultural influence because of her size 14 figure. A role model for full model figures. She is sexy and voluptous. Say what? When did the world decide this? I certainly didnt vote her sexy and i certainly didnt vote her a cultural influence!

However the same kind of media slapped Jennifer Love Hewitt in the face by calling her fat and ugly because she was wearing a one piece swimsuit! And she is smaller! 4 sizes smaller than Christina! (dress size not boob size!)

How is this possible?

Its a phenomena known as boobage! Yes i have gone there!

It all comes down to boobs! Boobs have the say in everything!

Christina is sexy and voluptous only because her boobs are bigger than Jennifers. If Christina’s boobs werent as big as they are she would be another Kirstie Alley trying to make it in the business. (kirstie tried, she had a pretty face, and pretty eyes, but the woman couldnt even make it as a Jenny Craig rep!)

She just didnt have enough boobs to be noticed by anyone. she just had more of everything else.

Apparently this same media didnt seem to think Hewitt was sexy. hello?  She was the sexiest woman in the world in 1999, one of the sexiest women on tv in 2008! Thats AFTER the stupid incident about one piece swimsuit in the media got out!

As for the cultural influence, I dont see it! Has Christina been promoting anything about body image? no. in Britain, 20% of women of been getting breast augmentation because of her influence. wow. She definitely is promoting beauty embodiment!

hewitt is active in charity work, she is also active in promoting positive body image. multi-talented.singer, actress, author, producer and director.  yes i can see the media got those two confused.

Media is a  fickle bitch, fickle about beauty, about how a woman should appear. Many designers routinely make clothes for a skinny, boyish silhouette, hoping all women will conform to their idea of beauty.  Then again many designers are men! What the hell do men know about women that they themselves dont? Nothing obviously else there wouldnt be this ridiculous idea to be skinny!

Or this ridiculous idea that Christina Hendricks is the Next marilyn monroe. Sigh. ok i will bow down and admit that she could be possibly the next marilyn monroe. Damn it!

I shake my fist at you Christina Hendricks! I dont like you, but in the end you are doing us a favor! I dont agree with you being a cultural influence, because you havent done anything. your body has.

CHAD. ASS* IPIRATION.

ASIPIRATION: to draw in and out using a sucking motion…lol

I sucked Chad’s cock getting it wet with my saliva. He fucked my mouth while I was kneeling in front of him. I played with my clit, stroking it as my tongue teased the head of his cock, blowing over it with my breath. I slid my mouth back over his cock, giving him a nice slow hard suck.

He pulled away, before coming into my mouth. I was bent over the couch, when i felt Chad spread my ass cheeks open. Lubing me up with some of my pussy juice, he pushed into my tight hole. He was unbelievably hard and big in my ass. I squirmed in delight, he moaned how he liked my tight hole.

I told him i wanted to come in my ass. I was  playing with my clit, as i milked his cock with my muscles. He fucked my ass slowly, moving till the head of his cock was just in the opening. Teasing me. I clutched at the couch. Moaning softly. I wanted him to fuck me, not tease me.

He began to thrust harder, his strokes longer instead of short. He was pounding his cock into me.

I was so wet, i was so hot my pussy was aching, that every thrust of his cock brought me so close to the edge.  it didnt take long for my orgasm to ripple through me, then his come spurted in my ass. i came again as some of his come dribbled out down my thighs. i sighed in contentment.

SOUTHWEST AIRLINE PILOT AND DOUBLE STANDARDS.

Sometimes i am astonished by societies lack of intellect. Intellect, and ignorance whatever. I was watching the news the other day about the SouthWest Airlines Pilot bashing  flight attendants as a “continuous stream of gays and grannies and grandes.”

The pilot’s mic was stuck his tirade was heard over the airspace. That didnt astonish me, i mean there is workplace harassment or racism all the time, what astonishment was one flight attendents response when questioned about the pilots behaviour.

She was stunned. stunned that he wanted to get laid, and that the possibilities of his getting laid were nil because the flight attendants were in his eyes not up to his standards. not in her words, i just paraphased it because she just sounded hella-stupid.

Double standard much?!

Women are as guilty as men for checking and making crude remarks about the opposite sex. Women can be just as crude, and just as vicious. Especially in the workplace.

Even though women filing charges makes up the bulk of the EEOC’s sexual harassment workload, men are becoming a bigger piece of the pie, with nearly 2000 filing charges in 2006

And that’s cases that get to the EEOC. Many labor experts say men are less likely than women to speak up about such cases of harassment for fear of being mocked by coworkers, and even fewer would take the charges to a government agency and risk widespread knowledge of their plight.

msn did a report about a man Thomas, who works in academia but didn’t want his full name used. he found himself in an office made up of mainly women who would routinely share and copy each other emailed jokes and emails about men. A few, he adds, “made fun of men’s unique anatomy, if you know what I mean.” The behavior, he says, made him feel isolated. When he finally addressed the matter with the women in the office, “the women were stunned, generally with a ‘You’ve got to be kidding,’ kind of attitude. And they kept doing it.”

Doesnt matter what gender, what age, what sexual perference one perfers, one usually spews out ignorance like the Pilot did. He thought he was having a private conversation with his co pilot. 

women and men. crude are not. we are screwed when we open our mouths.

TO YOU

I’ve always wanted a world of my own were I can do whatever I want, were I could live alone, till I come to know you, now I wanted to have world shared by two, a paradise shared with you…

“WISE” WORDS ON SEX

 If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

Women can fake an orgasm. Men can fake a whole relationship.

 Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast

 

Wise proverbs brought to you by:  Summers Eve. When your situation down south makes him breathe through his mouth.

ROFL

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken got in common, By the time you’ve finished with the breast and thighs, all you have is a Hot Stinky Box to throw your bone in.

I DREAMED THAT HE WAS THERE TO SAVE ME.

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I dreamed that my cousin Mark was always there to save me. In most of my dreams he is my saviour. i dont understand it. its a little unnerving, and a little breath taking at the same time.

Last nights dream was no different. He and his family were up for a visit, he wanted to see the sports arena. Jessica (my cousin) and I said we would take for a tour. There was some sort of incident, because there was no floor, only the floor panels, where they lay down insulation and the floor boards. I was so scared of heights. I am looking down and i see the second floor. People below.

He had no problem balancing himself across the boards to get to the stairs, Jessica tried, she fell in the space, but caught herself before she fell any further. I was panicking now. He got her out, and told me to stop panicking. Just look at him and move it.

I told him i couldnt move, i was too scared. People behind us are pushing to get out. He started towards me. I told him to stay back, but he grabbed me, hoisted me over his shoulder like i was nothing. I was so shocked. I was screaming then. I was absolutely terrified. He didnt stop moving until we were on the bottom of the staircase. He looked at me. “I wouldnt have let you drop.” he said.

I dont weigh exactly like a feather!

The carnival was in town. It was set up on a school ground, at the junior high. I remember i was the sheriff, or the sheriffs deputy, i was in a brown uniform. Not the RCMP uniform.

I see some girls going into the school, which isnt allowed, i follow. They are in the locker room. there is blood everywhere. Out of the six that went in the school, only two were alive and barely.

In the nurses office, waiting for the ambulance to arrive, i am asking them what happened. They dont know. However i keep seeing Cecilia’s image popping out at me. I ask them if their attacker was Cecilia. one of them is screaming then. I turn around. There she is.

Like Sissy Spacek in Carrie. Covered in blood. I would have drawn my gun, if i had one, but no gun. No taser, no baton. I am weaponless. Cecilia is vacant eyed, her arms outstretched.

The girls are too injured to move, so I try my best to defend them. Not helping is the fact the office is really tiny, Cecilia is Telekinetic, and she is out of control.

There he is again. Comes up behind her, and knocks her unconscious.

IDIOTS GO TOO FAR: BRING OUT THE RIOT GEAR

 Last night the Bruins massacred the Canucks, (yea!) 4-0. What was so lame, the Canucks kept Luongo in play, when they should have pulled him out  after the first period.

Clearly he needs to be super glued to the net! The asscan kept chasing the puck. Dude, stay in your hole! His head wasnt in the game, the thought even winning the Cup, was just that. A thought. He didnt even care.

 How did some “Vancouver Canucks” fans react when the Canucks lost. In typical animal behavior! Rioting,  burning cars and property, proving to the world that they are sore losers.

  these people are obsessed with hockey. Obsessed! Normal people wouldnt bake a canucks cake and not let anyone eat it for the entire play offs ok. Normal people wouldnt fly across the world to watch the vancouver canuck’s try and win the Cup. These people live for hockey!

 in what world did the police live in, hoping that these people would behave like normal human beings? Did they forget the Olympics? Most definitelty they did.

 

DID I CALL IT? yES I DID! CANUCKS EPIC FAIL!

oh the canucks should have pulled Luongo! oh well yeah Bruins!  That Thomas is awesome!

HOW TO RILE UP VANCOUVER CANUCK FANS! by talking about Chara!

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Its game 7 in the Stanley Cup finales. Fans are on edge because Vancouver finally has the chance to win the cup.

a little too excited if you ask me! There are canuck jerseys, car flags (that is uber lame) flying, businesses changing their names to promote Vancouver Canucks. Jerseys under their business suits. Everything to keep the mojo going.

What mojo?!!! The last two games The canucks threw the games, just so they could have it on their home ice. That kind of playing is so going to mess up Game 7. Yep their game is going to suck especially with Luongo playing.

Today with everyone all excited for the game, i decided i would mess with their heads.

Everytime someone would ask another if they were going to watch the game, I would chime in “Vancouver is going to throw the game.”

wow did Leeann and AMB’s eyes bug out. “What?!” Leeann cried. “What did you just say?”

I would nonchalently make coffee. “Oh luongo is going to throw the game. Yep.” I replied.

she was so speechless, her mouth was working but there was no sound coming out. Then she finally spoke. “Get out! Get out of my drive thru!”

 she loves Kesler. So everytime she would mention him, i would make some assinine comment. Oh she got so worked up.

Nothing compared to what i did to AMB! “You know who is the best on the Bruins.” i murmured while packaging hashbrowns. “Chara. He has an awesome shoulder!”

Her head whipped around so fast i thought she got whiplash. The death stare i got was awesome! I had to struggle to keep a straight face! “Chara is a 6’8ft monster!” she seethed. “He always gets away with his hits!”

“I know,” i went on. AMB was just livid. She went on about how Chara is never called on his penalties, and how he runs people over blah blah.

“I know, tonight. Chara is going to run over the Sedin twins.” I said all too casually. AMB’s expression was murderous. She loves the Sedin Twins. “He is going to put them out of commission.”

“Shut up! I am never talking to you again.” she cried. She turned around. I started to laugh.

Everytime i would walk by her, “Remember that thing I said about Chara?” I would ask. “Well he is going decimate Henrik and Daniel. Say goodbye to your little twins.”

Finally, AMB is in the office counting the floats, and I walk by her. “Chara is the king of awesome.”

“Chara is the king of stupid!” she snapped.

“The only thing you will be king of is the king of stupid!” i echoed. (Shrek 3) 

“Your a monster!” she said in gingy’s voice.

“Chara sounds like a bad pokemon!” she snaps.

‘Chara chara mon” i teased.

“Chara-mander.” AMB laughed.

My shift was over and she says to Ned, “Do i put my two weeks in now, or after i kill Rebecca.” she glares at me. “I will make it look like an accident.”

“Oh AMB, remember what i said about Chara?” I goaded her. “Chara is a god!” I crowed. “He will destroy the Sedin twins, then massacre the rest of the team, leaving Luongo as a witness. Because Luongo sucks.”

My dad was at the counter, Ned looked at him. “Your daughter has been having a death wish. She is the only Bruin fan!” he said.

My dad laughed. “Well i am with her. The canucks messed it up in the last two games.”

Bruins fan indeed. right. i dont think so. Messing with peoples head.

 

 

 

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT TO REPLACE MARISKA?

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Jennifer Love Hewitt to replace Mariska Hargitay??? I just want to let out a girlish scream of delight!

Mariska Hargitay, 47, is signed on for the upcoming season, although Christopher Meloni, 50, has yet to strike a deal with NBC.

 Hargitay’s character, Detective Olivia Benson, will continue to solve sex crimes for the first 13 episodes. Then her character will be promoted to a higher position and a new detective, presumably played by Hewitt, would take her place. Hewitt was a guest star on the show in fall 2010.

I love Jennifer Love Hewitt! The idea that she might replace Hargitay is great! When she was Melinda Gordon on Ghost Whisperer, she did an outstanding job. However most of her roles on other shows/films are comedic or with vulnerablility.

It would be great to see Jennifer Love Hewitt in a role that is edgier, perhaps a role that allows her to be tough, no nonsense. Like a female Elliot Stabler. lol. Cracking heads.

I wonder if it ever occured to Dick Wolf that one other canidate for replacing Hargitay would be another one of his former Law & Order regulars;  Milena Govich. She played Det. Nina Cassidy, Det Ed Green’s partner in season 17.

She was known as Detective Beauty Queen, after a shootout in a beauty parlour. Out of Ed Green Partner’s, Det Cassidy was my fave. She was no nonsense. Hard ass, and she kicked people in the balls when needed. She was often compared to Mike Logan.

However as much I would like to see Milena Govich reprise her role as Nina Cassidy, i rather would see Jennifer Love Hewitt on SVU!

another thought if Chris Meloni isnt able to come to agreement with NBC, I still say Wentworth Miller would be excellent choice as an replacement.

Wentworth Miller. Jennifer Love Hewitt. The idea of those two together on one show just made my toes curl with the utter deliciousness of it! Too much prettiness on one show?

It would definitely put a spin on things on SVU. It would either take a nose dive, or the ratings would go up.

Hmm i am just picturing those two interrogating a suspect now…wow.

HUMAN CENTIPEDE II AND HUMAN CENTIPEDE THE MUSICAL????

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I was on Google UK, and i almost crapped my pants. Human Centipede 2?! Banned in the UK?! There is a second one? Get out! Where was I? Sleeping under a rock apparently!

I still havent watched it! Not even PPV is getting a piece of that action! What kind of crap is that! Nothing is worse than porn on PPV, and not one TV company wants to touch Human Centipede? I call it irony.

No one can argue that it is a grotesque movie, hello that is the beauty of it!

The sheer inguenity of three people sewn together (siamese triplets) has never been thought of until Tom Six brought it to the screen. Horror porn has never looked so good, HOSTEL tried (almost made me puke when he cut off her eyeball) to out do SAW but it failed. Most of the horror porn gets kind of stale, which was why Human Centipede appealed to me.

I tried to find a trailer for Human Centipede 2 but no success. It was just Tom Six walking around a parking lot talking about stuff, until he came to an actor in a chair, with a bag over his head. OOOH that so gross! (sarcastic)

However i did find HUMAN CENTIPEDE: the MUSICAL! its pretty funny!

I also came across TEETH. oh that is just wrong. “What? What did you put in here?” A man eating vagina!

I was hoping that there would be a real good horror movie out soon. One that would traumatise me for at least a couple of days. That is how one knows it is a good horror movie. Cant sleep, jumpy at the slightest sound.

The only movie that traumatised me so badly i couldnt sleep for 3 days, i had to sleep with my lights on, was the Grudge. I had to watch that movie 2x and then the original japanese version to get over the trauma.

and then came the sad realisation, that the Grudge still makes me crap my pants!  I was watching a trailer for Grudge 3, the first glimpse of Kaeyoko i was hiding behind my hands. The familar “uhhhh”

 i screamed, i actually screamed. I was remembering how terrified i was after watching the First Grudge. I couldnt hit the Back space button fast enough.

WHAT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS THING I EVER DID FOR FUN?

I hate the Coolies. Any kind of mountain or hillside roads. The S shape curve of the road, or the winding down I just about crap my pants, thinking about it. 

One of my former friends -AMB & I thought it would be a great idea to break me of my neurotic fear of driving the Coolies, or driving the North and South Taylor hill. 100 clicks, whats to panic about?

One Sunday, AMB & I driving down the Coolies, going 100 when i saw a patch of gravel, near the bend of the road.

I instructed AMB to slow down. Slow down. Simple right? NO! AMB slammed on the brakes. We hit the patch, spun in a complete 360. One of our back tires is off the cliff. 

AMB is screaming in my ear, as we are spinning out of control. I look over and she has her eyes closed! OMG! Her hands arent even on the wheel! I take the wheel just as we stop in the other lane.

I look up and there is a semi coming straight for us. Oh wow. “We need to move!”

AMB gets out of the car instead, checks out her tires, then sees the Semi. She is panicking. OmG! She hurries into the car.

“Next time i say slow down! Slow down!” i tell her as we drive into the right lane. “Dont slam on the brakes! Omg you had your eyes closed!”

That was awesome!

The next weekend AMB & I decided to go shopping in GP. We were on the North Taylor hill, it was raining hard. We were going a pretty good speed, when we notice this truck beside us. everytime we tried to pass it, it would speed up. so we gunned it.

we were racing on the hill, until the truck passed us, the girl gave us the bird. She was going close to 160. i told AMB to catch up with her. I guess AMB was remembering what happened in the Coolies because she said no way.

The speed was awesome! unfortunately did nothing to break my neurotic fear of the mountain roads. shoot!