• THE MENTALIST: REVELATIONS

    June 5, 2011
    CELEBRITY, Entertainment, JUSTICE, LIFESTYLE

    Kimball Cho
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    inspired from a dream i had. faith Hunter “senses” things in people and energy around them. She has decided to help out Cho with a case. 

    There was the scent of Nouveau riche in the air, new money meant more clients, which also meant pretentious eccentricities. Faith Hunter couldnt decide which was worse being crammed into a tiny room with pretentious bastards, or listening to their endless prattle and suffering their veiled insults on her pedigree.

    Faith decided that being  arm candy to such a social function wasnt such an ideal first date.

    “Not having much fun as you’d hope?” the grimness in Kimball Cho‘s voice drew Faith Hunter’s gaze to the man joined her on the veranda. The ear piece in his ear reminded her that this wasnt a real date but part of his job at the California Bureau of Investigation. He stared at her with those eyes that made her shiver. Dark and unreadable. He offered her a champagne flute, she took it gratefully. Noting he was without a drink.

    “If by fun, you mean being surrounded by a gaggle of hens,” Faith remarked, gesturing to the banquet room behind Cho, “never ceases to amaze me the useless information one throws at another to impress someone.” she sipped her champagne.

    Cho didnt smile at her quip, he studied her with his cool assessing eyes.

    She didnt know much about the CBI agent. He was shorter than she by a couple of inches, he was well muscled and compact under his white shirt, the silver tie and charcoal black of his jacket discreetly hid his shoulder holster and gun.

     his antcestory spoke of asian. She couldnt be sure and believe the rumors but she heard he once belonged in a gang before joining the Special Forces. What she did know he was an excellent interrogator.

    “You would fit right in then,” his deadpanned humor almost made her choke  on her champagne. She could feel the warm liquid fizzle down her throat, and settle in her stomach. She covered her mouth to stifle her cough.

    “Nice, Cho.” she glared at him. “Im doing you a favor and you almost ruin the evening by insulting me.” then she laughed. “I never thought you had it in you!”

    Cho stared at her questioningly. “Humor, my dear man. Humor.”  she laced her arm through his. “Its alright. Lets get this over with.”

    “How this thing of yours work? Tell me again.” Cho pressed her. Faith stroked Cho’s arm reassuringly.

    “I have a sense about people. Not an extrasensory sense mind you, just a sense.” Faith murmured.

    “Like Patrick Jane.” Cho muttered. Faith heard the disappointment in his voice. For the first the time since she met Cho, she was annoyed with him.

    “Patrick Jane was a con man. He used his parlour tricks to con people, and eventually he did help people but it was too late.” she snapped. “Do not compare me to him. You came to me remember?”

    Cho’s eyes glittered, he did remember. Faith Hunter now, was nothing like the woman he had met a month ago. She had been in a cafe, eating a bagel and watching him and Rigsby with an intensity that made the hairs on the back of his neck raise up.

    Every instinct inside him told him that there was something pecular about the woman.  she got up and paid for her breakfast, she walked over to their table and slid into the booth next Rigsby. “That kid is up to something.” she said. “You two are cops right?”

    Dumbfounded they both nodded, “Well if you dont do something within the next few minutes i believe he will do something stupid.”  

    Cho got up and walked over to the kid, that was when all hell broke loose. The kid high on meth, pulled out a gun. Customers screaming around him, Cho and Rigsby managed to put the kid to the ground without anyone getting hurt. When Cho managed to look at the table, the woman was gone.

    It took him a week or two before she showed up again, this time at the CBI headquarters. With breakfast. She claimed she hadnt seen him in awhile. He was going to need it. Before he could ask her name she was gone. Turned out, he had been on 12 hour stake out, the bagel and coffee was all he had to eat.

    Faith’s voice broke into  his reverie,  “Lisbon, doesnt know about what i do. She wont know. You arent much for breaking rules are you, Cho?”

    Cho grimaced, he was breaking the rules. Bringing a civilian in on a case, without proper authority. With Faith, there was no saying no.

    He let his eyes travel over her. Her bouncy blonde curls were escaping the elegant knot on her head, leaving wisps to frame her heart shape face, and the delicate slope of her neck. She was wearing a rich chocolate silk gown, that clung to her slender body, the plunging neckline revealed two tiny beauty marks on the swell of her right breast. God help anyone  if the spaghetti straps of the dress decided to fall off one shoulder, the world would be doomed, he thought.

    “You just know things,” Cho was skeptic of pyschics, of anything one couldnt prove  by actual evidence. He felt her glare on him. “I am not going to say i believe in that shit, I dont, Faith.”

    “Then what i am doing here?” Cho walked with Faith into the banquet hall. “If this is a date, Im going to say it sucks.”

    Cho adjusted his earpiece, he could hear  Rigsby talking to him. “Sorry Faith, ive got to do a sweep of the room.” He took her arm before she could protest. “If we were on a date,” he pointed out tersely. “you would know it.”

    Faith flinched at his honesty. Cho didnt look at her, he was noting his team mates pretending to be art critics for the evening.  Grace Van Pelt, the slender red head mingling in the corner. Wayne Rigsby, his  partner next to her. Their team leader Teresa Lisbon was dressed elegantly in a black strapless satin affair, she was speaking to an older man.

    “Who is that,” Faith asked Cho. “The one talking to Lisbon.”

    Cho stiffened under Faith’s touch. “That is our director, Gale Beltram.”  he replied coolly. “I didnt know he was to be here.

    Faith drew to a stop, and watched Lisbon and Beltram. “Are they always so animated?” she asked quietly. Cho sighed and shook his head.

    “No.” Cho replied. “I assume it has to do with Patrick Jane.” at the name, Faith inhaled sharply.

    “Ah yes Patrick Jane.” she turned her head to Cho. ” The Charlatan. Will he be here tonight?”

    Cho frowned, “I doubt it.” he murmured. “He killed someone, it is unlikely he would attend.”

    Faith’s serene smile left a chill down Cho’s spine. “Patrick Jane will be here, He cant help himself.” she fixed him with a stare. “Lisbon will have him out soon. It is why the director is angry.”

    Cho glared at her. “Oh did some other worldly voice tell you this?” he snapped. Faith laughed. “No, i read lips. jane is on bail an hour ago under Lisbon’s supervision. I need more champagne.” she released Cho and walked off in the direction of the buffet table.

     “I thought you were doing the sweep of the  room?” Rigsby commented. He nudged Cho with his elbow. “Earth to Cho?”

    Cho scowled. “Lisbon posted Jane’s bail” he said.

    Rigsby shrugged. “Its no shock, considering how close they are.” Rigsby frowned. “Wait. Why would Lisbon post his bail? jane has his own money! How did you find this out? Your pyschic friend told you?” he snorted.

    “Faith isnt pyschic.” Cho stamped down his anger, he folded his arms across his chest. “Nor does she claim to be. ” he looked around the banquet room. “who would try to steal a piece of art anyway.”

    Rigsby took note of his partners change of topic, and also surveyed the room. “Someone who is really lame. This isnt art. Its grotesque.” he gestured to a painting. “What is that supposed to be anyway.”

    Cho stared at his partner and then the painting. “A depiction of the worlds suffering seen through man’s eye. Its surrealism.” he almost laughed at Rigsby’s surprise at his knowledge of painting. “The darkness represents the horror, the head popping through the window represents..never mind Rigsby lets just do another sweep.”

    Faith was watching the Gallery owner decide on a cranberry brie pastry or a mushroom stuff crab h’or h’doeuvres. The owner was mumbling under her breath. Faith caught a word or two about “fraud” and “rigging it”, she sighed in annoyment. She reached for her mobile. Yes the nouveau Riche were really arrogant bastards, she thought.

    “Hello Cho, its Faith. Where are you?” she scanned the banquet room. “I know who the art thief is. No I am not kidding you! I’m by the buffet table. You owe me big time!”

    she was furious that she had wasted an evening, when Faith was startled by a woman’s voice. “Hello, you must be Cho’s date. Im Grace Van Pelt.”

    Faith turned around, almost knocking her flute of champagne onto herself. The slender red head towered over by a mere inch, forcing Faith to tilt her head back.

    “Yes, I must be. Faith Hunter.” she shook Van pelt’s hand. She wasnt sure what she didnt like, the darkness that surrounded Van Pelt; a feminine darkness, or the all to eagerness she sensed in her. The eagerness to please. The eagerness, Faith decided was a facade. Much like a wall. Eager to please so she wouldnt have to put up much about herself. Faith took a sip of her champagne. Interesting.

    “What do you do, Faith?” Van Pelt asked.

    “I trouble shoot.” Faith answered.

    Van Pelt’s eyes widened in surprise. “Really? Are you in the security business.”

    “No, I am in the information business.” Faith hedged. “I understand you were engaged.” Faith took careful note of Van Pelt’s reaction. The look of shock, devastation and most of all the shame, all quickly replaced by  a coolness.

    “Yes, i was.” Van Pelt murmured. “It was for a short time.”

    Faith narrowed her gaze. “So tell me, Agent Van Pelt how come you couldnt sense your man was working with Red John!”

     Faith saw Van Pelt’s hand coming before she felt it.  She didnt try to avoid it, her head cracked to the left. The sound echoed in her ears, leaving an awful ringing noise in her ears. “How dare you! How dare you… I loved Craig…” Van Pelt croaked.

    Cho and Rigsby pushed their way through the guests who watched in fascinating horror.

    “Van Pelt!” Rigsby was by her side, “What happened?” Cho was assuring the guests everything was alright, looking for Lisbon in case she was making her way towards them. Satisfied, the coast was Lisbon-free he turned his attention on Faith and Van-Pelt.

    Faith cradled her cheek in her hand, and focused her eyes on Van Pelt. “Love made  you blind?” Faith almost laughed. “That is your excuse? I thought you would have known how to have your eyes wide opened. After all, you experienced loss before. Your sister committed suicide didnt she?”

    Van Pelt paled. “How? Did you.. i never told anyone…” her voice trembled. Tears welled in her eyes, and she tried to free herself from Rigsby.

    Cho uttered an angry oath. “This is not how i wanted things to go!” grabbing Faith by the arm he hauled her up and ushered away from his team mates.

    Outside, once more on the veranda Cho waited til they were out of hearing.

    “You are here, to do one thing! One thing only! To help find the art thief! Not cause any more trouble than you already have!” Cho erupted.

    Faith rubbed her cheek and laughed morosely. “Art thief? Cho there was no art thief. While i was standing at the buffet table, the Gallery owner was babbling to herself about how she did it!”

    Cho glared at her. “Really? In a few short minutes you found out what ive been trying to find out in a week?’ He tapped the radio hidden in his sleeve. “Boss, its Cho. The Gallery Owner.” he waited for a response. “Yeah Rigsby will bring her  in for questioning.” after a moment he fixed his stare on Faith, and he crossed his arms over his chest. “How did you find out about Van Pelt’s sister?” he asked.

    “I thought you didnt believe in that pyschic shit.” Faith sneered.

    “When one of my team attacks or is provoked into attacking my date I think i should know why!” Cho said grimly.

    Faith swallowed hard. “Date?” she echoed.

    “Yeah. I figured since we have suspect now, its safe to say this evening is pretty much ours.” Cho muttered.

    “What about you? You have interrogate her,” Faith murmured. A strange sense of awareness flowed over her. “Follow through..”

     The side of her cheek was bruising, he touched it gently. ‘Wow that is going to leave a mark.” he surmised. “You didnt even try to avoid it.”

    Faith felt something in her stir at his touch. “I cant help what i see or feel.” she murmured. “What i say. I deserved it.”

    He stroked his thumb down her cheek, then withdrew. “I have to put this in my report.”

    “Will you have to put this in your report.” She slid her hands on his chest under his jacket, pulling him close. His mouth a whisper over hers.

    “Faith. What are you doing?” a sudden awareness flared in his eyes, replacing the cool reserved expression he always wore.

    “You dont have to be pyschic to know what i am about to do, Cho.” she murmured against his lips. “Im tired of waiting for you to make the move. I want you to kiss me. If that is going to happen. Im going to be the one who does…” her words were swallowed up against his mouth.

    To her delight, he wasnt as cold as she thought him to be. He was hot. His tongue felt deliciously hot over hers, his chest felt wonderful against her fingertips. He was hot all over, and he was taking over the kiss.

    Her head was framed in his hands, as he teased and played with her tongue. Stopping only a moment to wet her lips and plunged back in again.

    He brought her up  against him, even through the silk gown she could feel the hard planes of his body, positioning her so she just fit right between his legs. She moaned against his mouth, as the line of her pubic bone was pressing against the thickness of his arousal. He angled her so the brief contact was more permanent, rocking her on himself, as he swallowed up her little moans with each kiss.

    “Cho there you are…oh!” Teresa Lisbon’s voice broke the intimate moment. It was as if she had poured cold water over them, Cho tore his mouth off Faith’s. Then stepped back.

    “What did you want, Boss?” he was back to being cool and reserved. He was grateful for  what little light they were in, and that Lisbon couldnt see his straining trousers.

    “I was just wondering if you saw Van Pelt and Rigsby.” she said. “I cant find them anywhere.” she smiled suddenly at Faith. “Hello.”

    “Im faith Hunter, nice to meet you.” Faith murmured, “Im just going to freshen up.” she took a step back and hurried inside.

    Ploughing through the crowd, Faith collided into someone. Chaotic and angry energy slammed into her, she lifted her head and paled. Patrick Jane.

    The touselled strawberry blond hair fell over tired eyes. He hadnt shaved either making his craggy features more haggard than handsome. His trademark waistcoat was paisley in a dark color to offset the purple shirt he was wearing. “Ah Lisbon there you are. ” he called out.

    Faith turned to find Lisbon bearing down on them, like an angry mother bear. Cho behind her. “Jane what are you doing here!” she hissed angrily. “You are to stay at the office or at home! but not anywhere else.”

    “I was bored.” Patrick flagged down a waiter. “Do you have tea? Perferrably green or something herbal.” The waiter stared at him in disbelief.

    “Jane!” Lisbon glanced around anxiously. “Beltram is here!”

    “He likes the attention you give him. You really should stop coddling him.” Faith sighed. “He doesnt care if he puts you or your team in danger. He doesnt care anymore.”

    As if he noticed her finally, Patrick Jane fixed his gaze on Faith. “And who is this?” he smiled.

    Cho stepped forward, as if a buffer between Faith and Patrick. “This is Faith Hunter, she is a consultant for a case we were working on.” he shot a warning glance at Faith. She chose to ignore it.

    Faith crossed her arms over her chest, and stared back. “He is the so called genius. a man of all trades shall we say, Patrick Jane?” she sneered.

    Affronted by the personal attack, Patrick let out a laugh. “Lisbon is this a joke? To keep me on my toes?”

    Lisbon shrugged. “I dont know what is going on, Jane.” she glared at him. “If you dont get out of here, i will put you personally in jail!”

    Jane’s eerie stare fixed on her, and it was then she sensed it. An angry energy, not Jane’s, tethered to him. Unlike spirit energy, this one was vibrant and alive. she inhaled deeply.  Images were flashing through like snapshots, some violent some lovely, all covered in blood. All in a happy face.

     “You arent who you say are. You are a fraud. You suffered a great trauma,” he began after a moment. “It changed your life dramatically. You dont let anyone close. However you crave attention, you have narcassistic tendencies.”

    She almost laughed. “Me? I crave attention? That was too easy!” she deflected. “Wherever you go, Patrick Jane you create chaos. Its not the simple beautiful chaos that comes with life. Its the kind created out of self hatred. Out of boredom. You want to feel again, but you cant unless you hurt someone, or you hurt yourself.” she went on. “You crave attention, if you dont get it from Red John you get it from the cases you consult on, or you get it from Lisbon. It feeds your narcassisticism.”

    Patrick paled. “You dont know what you are talking about!”

     “Try again. When you were sitting at the table with Red John, and he was telling you about how he was ending it. The killings. that he was retiring. How did it make you feel?”

    There was a collective gasp.  “It made you feel angry, didnt it?” faith murmured. “He made it so easy for you to find him. After all this time. Then he announces he is retiring. That you should stop hunting him because it was consuming you! What else did you have in your life? Red John was your life”

    “Cho stop her.” Lisbon hissed.

    “Faith dont.” Cho hissed. Faith shook him off.

    “No! You listen! You listen how you enable him with his obsession with Red John that he cant see the truth!” Faith snapped.

    “What are you talking about?” Lisbon demanded. “What truth!”

    “It was too easy.” Faith whispered. “Doesnt that bother you, Jane. How easy it was? Do i have to draw a picture here!” she seized Patrick by the face, and stared into his eyes. “what made you think it was Red John.”

    jane grasped her wrists. “He said… he said my daughter smelled sweet and like sweat.” he choked out.

    Faith laughed. “Very good. Very rehearsed. Red John knew you very well didnt he. If you asked me something only Red John would know, what would you ask me?”

    The realisation slowly dawned on Jane. “He wasnt…he wasnt Red John!”

    Faith released Patrick, and he stumbled back. “Anyone who had a daughter or some kind of relationship with a child would know that. He played you. You killed a proxy.” Faith murmured. “You should have trusted your instincts and not be guided by some kind of twisted revenge.”

    “But his voice…” jane’s voice was twisted in anguish. “I heard his voice…”

    “Training. maybe a Voice coach. ” Faith rubbed her arms trying to get warmth into them.

    Cho wrapped his coat around her, she accepted with a strained smile. “How did you know Red John..?” his voice trailed off.

    “Jane has a lot of energy.” Faith murmured. “But Red John’s was stronger. I wouldnt feel such vibrant energy if he wasnt still alive.”

    Cho looked at Lisbon and Jane. “What does this mean Boss?’

    “It means Jane is in alot more trouble than we thought. Thanks to your girlfriend and her mouth we now know Red John isnt dead.” Lisbon glared at Faith. “Jane  killed an innocent man. Now we have to start all over again.”

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  • QUOTABLE SAILOR MOON.

    June 4, 2011
    Entertainment, LIFESTYLE

    Sailor Moon (character)
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    Sometimes we have love and sometimes we lose love. Sometimes love can hurt terribly like a deep wound. In our world we have lots of ups and downs, pleasures and pains. But that’s life and we learn to accept the bad with the good. Without the bad times we wouldn’t appreciate the good times. Life is precious and I cherish every single moment.

    Sailor Moon  
     
    I’d do more than sell my soul to the devil, Haruka; I’d burn in hell for eternity, as long as you are in Heaven.
    Michiru about her girlfriend, Haruka; Sailor Moon
     
    Prince Darien: Very impressive, you didn’t land a single punch.
    Sailor Jupiter: I was just warming up, hotshot.
    Prince Darien: That’s as good an excuse as any. Now it’s my turn. You better take some notes, ’cause you’re gonna get beaten and beaten badly.
     
    “Now my boyfriend has found himself a new girlfriend I’m just gonna eat away my sorrows.” -Serena
     
    “Yeah, well don’t worry about me buddy!” Serena
    “I’m not: I know your gonna fail.
    You’re never on time, you’re always cramming junk
    food into your mouth, and you can’t walk one
    block without falling down and taking at
    least three other people with you.” – Darien
     

     
     
     

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  • HOW TO SURVIVE IN A HORROR FILM.

    June 4, 2011
    DAY TO DAY, Entertainment, LIFESTYLE

    • When it seems that you’ve killed the monster, never check to see if it’s really dead.
    • If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.
    • Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.
    • If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it’s unlikely they’ll die easy, so be prepared.
    • When you have the benefit of numbers, never go alone.
    • If you’re searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it’s just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.
    • If you’re running from the monster, you will most likely trip or fall. If you are female you will.
    • Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine, especially if it is called Derry.
    • If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
    • when something bad is chasing you, bear in mind that when you try to start your car, no matter how reliable the vehicle is normally, you’ll have to crank the engine over many times before it will fire up.
    • People arriving to rescue you generally get ambushed by the monster, so don’t rely on them as your only means of escape. In fact, expect to be surprised and delayed by encountering their flayed corpse at some point.
    • Do not call the police as they are either evil and will turn you in or will not believe you and laugh at you. Either way, you must handle the problem yourself.
    • If you are using a gun to combat the all-comsuming evil, it is a good idea to quickly find a new means of defense, because no matter how much ammo you have, you’ll run out just before you kill the monster (unless your name is Ash, in which case, you’ll never have to reload).
    • If you have defeated the monster, pay close attention to the camera, if it pans away for no apparent reason at all, get the heck out of there.
    • Skeptics are always proved wrong in some horrible, nasty, painful way. Be a believer.
    • If you are a child, don’t panic! Monsters only attack overly horny teenagers. Children can NOT be killed in a movie, only possessed or absorbed. So cheer up!
    • If you’ve beaten the monster into a bloody pulp and you’re sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up or otherwise utterly destroy him.

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  • THE ADULT TOY ADVENTURE WAS EPIC FAIL!

    June 4, 2011
    DAY TO DAY, SEX

    Today was the adult toy adventure. we went to the adult store, well to the say the least i wasnt impressed. the girl was friendly and helpful, which was a plus. Nice line of oils lotions etc, however their toys were non existent. Maybe 10 at least. Not impressed at all. Not even one from my wish list. Sad!

    I was quite disappointed. Half the stuff they advertised on the website wasnt in the store. what was amusing was the iRide. I guess it was supposed a sybian. Jump on it! jump on it!

    I really liked all the oils and lotions.  i didnt buy any, because the flavors are all i dont like, cinnamon and mint. Chocolate however was fine, but it wasnt in the lotion i wanted. I was going to buy the tingling lotion, cinnamon scented. The other was mint which was cooling. no thank you.

    I was looking for a waterproof vibrator, and found two but not the one i want.

    I guess we went on a day after a bachelorette party! lol

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  • TOMORROW’S ADULT TOY ADVENTURE!

    June 3, 2011
    LIFESTYLE

    A friend and I decided that tomorrow night we would check out an adult store. We previously went to the one close to my building.(A)  Good on prices not good on selection.

    Although both adult stores sell products primarily for women, the store (B) that we are going to, will  probably have more products than the other.

    I went and checked out their website, sure enough more toys, more products than the store (A). Not bad prices. not to mention alot more classier too. lol.

     

    MY TOY WISH LIST:

     

    SQWEEL:

     

     

    Sqweel is a media-darling ten-tongued oral sex simulator. Use the Sqweel with a water-based lubricant for a realistic experience. The Sqweel features 3 speeds of rotations and is made of silicone. Phthalate and latex free. Does not vibrate.

     

    I RUB MY DUCKIE

    As all ducks should be, I Rub My Duckie is waterproof, leaving ample opportunity for experimentation in the tub. Push down on his back, and he hums away with a quiet but surprisingly strong vibration. Try placing Duckie’s vibrating hotspots — his beak and tail — simultaneously close to your clitoris and vagina. When using on dry land, try a little lube for added sensation.

    I Rub My Duckie is made from soft plastic that is phthlate-free. This travel-sized version takes just one AAA battery; to insert, use a coin to open the waterproof gasket.

    THE FORM 3

    The Form 3’s innovative design features a slim, curved profile that flexes to meet your body. Press in the center, and the soft, silicone touchpad extends, so you can focus the vibration exactly where it counts. Form 3 has 4 vibration modes and 5 power levels. Fully waterproof.

    BETTER THAN CHOCOLATE:

    Better than Chocolate is an ergonomically designed, sensual massager with an innovative iTouch sliding control. Quiet operation. Multiple speeds and patterns. Waterproof up to 1m. TPE and polycarbonate

     

    I doubt Store (B) has my wish list.

    I was getting bored with mine anyway. I have Four. Technically five. I dont count the bullet vibrator cuz it did nothing for me!

     oh well. But Store (B) has what store (A)  does not. lotions, oils lingerie etc.

    for some reason people have a weird fascination with mint! ew! Where in the world would people get the idea that mint is an aphrodiasiac? Its like licking toothpaste!

    if i wanted to lick a flavor off my man i would choose chocolate, or blueberry. something like that! Each to his own i guess.

    Tomorrow i will find out if get my toy wish list fulfilled. ^_^

     

     

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  • NOTHING TO DO WITH CURVY, AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH????

    June 1, 2011
    Health and wellness, LIFESTYLE

    WHY CURVY GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN WITH FASHION.

    At first i thought this article was a joke at my expense. I mean im curvy, ok that is mildly putting it out there.

     First of all there is the title. More fun with fashion? Oohwee how much fun can there be when shopping for big flowered patterned tops and elastic band pants ooh wee! yeah cuz a girl likes to look like a circus tent!

    There are great clothes out there, but designers have this stupid idea that plus size women like to wear huge flowers patterns, and ugly colours, and cheap fabric just because they are not skinny. they know that already, they dont need a big flower to draw attention to the middle ok?

    Curvy women are stuck in the middle, either too big on top or too big at the bottom. 

    some women are petite, and curvy,women in general are  all shapes and sizes. however designers design for one ideal size. Skinny!

    Thank god for penningtons, and Lane Bryant! yeah. Cotton Ginny too! 

    I digress, i start reading the article.

    “Flatter your hourglass figure by staying away from shapeless clothing and embracing form-fitting dark-wash denim, A-line skirts and belts that accentuate your bust-waist-hips ratio. And don’t forget the power of a wrap top or dress that hugs curves in all the right ways. This is flirty fashion at its best!”

    It forgot to mention that with a wrap top, one needs awesome boob support. so have a great  bra to wear with that!

    The first picture to demostrate this wraptop isnt for a curvy woman its for a size 2! My mouth dropped. Im sorry the last time i checked, a size two isnt curvy! The wrap dress size two. Oh come on!

    (<This is curvy???)

    “Fun with cleavage
    If there’s one place we want to see a little extra flesh it’s up top. When your girls are properly supported and showcased, your confidence level can soar as high as your cup size! Because what feels more feminine than a bosom?

    Even if your cups runneth over, it’s easy to keep it classy. First stop: get a great fitting bra that lifts and supports, revealing a torso and waist you may not know you had. Second, look for vee or scoop necklines that elongate your neck and draw the eye to two of your best features. Offer a sexy glimpse without giving away all the goods – part of a curvy girl’s allure is the mystique involved with wondering what’s underneath!”

    (<a 40B and how can a girl complain???)

    Apparently a 40B is curvy?! Wow on what planet? Having a B size is just perfect!

    I wish i was 40B! I throw up my hands to the heavens everyday and cry “Why! Why! I wanted smaller boobs!” but no i have 40 D i believe.

    If someone was going to write an article on Curvy women, at least use images of actual curvy women to get the point across.

    This article had nothing to do with curvy women and everything to do with skinny women.

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  • LAW & ORDER CRIMINAL INTENT- LOSING NICOLE

    May 30, 2011
    CELEBRITY, DAY TO DAY, Entertainment, life, LIFESTYLE, love

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    As a writing exercise i decided to write about a memorable tv character losing something valuable. in this case it was someone. and a day. I decided the character i would write about would be Bobby Goren.

    (*  taken from episode PERSON OF INTEREST.)

    LOSING HER:

    “Tell me about her,”

    Robert Goren almost didnt hear his pyschologist’s voice. His temples throbbed, the back of his neck was stiff with tension. Anger was gnawing at his gut, and something else.

    “Her?” he echoed. “Who? my mother? We had this discussion last session.” somewhere in the dark recesses of his brain his mind screamed at him. How could he have forgotten what today was? he shook his head, he never forgot anything, no matter how insignificant the detail, he just didnt want to remember this.

    “Yes, Bobby,” Paula Severin tried again. “We did talk about your mother last session. Tell me about her. Elizabeth Hitchens.”

    That name. Goren almost lurched up from his seat, when Paula mentioned his nemesis’s name. Even now he could still smell her perfume, her lilting accent. The way she said his name “Bobby,” Bobby.

    Goren looked at Paula, her unreadable expression was void of any emotion, it made him angrier. He couldnt explain why.

    “her name was Nicole Wallace,” he corrected, “She murdered Elizabeth Hitchens and assumed her identity.” he wiped his suddenly clammy hands on his lap.

    “I see,” Paula murmured. “You are upset that i mentioned Nicole.”

    Goren made an attempt to smile, he looked away from her. “Nicole was clever. Very clever. She..” his voice drifted off, as an image of her in the suddenly came to mind. Sitting in the interrogation room. Staring at him, her face pale, as if he had struck her.

    “if i could be wrong about Dan croydon, then i how could i be right about you? Well you blew it, Nicole! Your one chance for happiness, with Gavin! One chance! And you had to come back to me? You couldnt leave well enough alone! Thats the price of denial.” *

    Even now his words haunted him.

    “Bobby?”

    Goren took a deep breath. That wasnt Nicole’s voice it was Paula. He turned his head to look at her once more. “This isnt working,” he said suddenly. he stood, his six foot and then some frame towering over her. He stared at his feet, the beige carpet and then at her.

    “What isnt working?”  Paula smoothed out her skirt. Her hair, dark and heavy was ontop of her head in a bun, this time.  she watched as he paced back and forth anxiously in front of her.

    Goren walked the length of the pyschologist’s office. Which was spacious and modernly designed. With wide windows that overlooked the city, even with all the space Goren suddenly felt claustrophobic.

    “This,” He gestured to her, to the room they were in. “This is a mistake! Coming here, you..” he laughed derisively. “I forgot what day it was today, i never forget anything!” he broke off again scratching his head absently then started to pace once more. “Least of all her!”

    The silence that followed allowed Goren to contemplate what he had just said. “Bobby why dont you sit down.” Paula gestured to the seat opposite of her.

    “Just stop calling,” he forced himself to speak, “Calling me Bobby.” he noticed a book on one her shelves and frowned. He walked over to it. Among the many heavy books there were many novels as well. He almost laughed at the irony. He thumbed one book, and threw incredulous stare at Paula.

    “Moby Dick?” Goren demanded. “That was one of her favorite novels!”

    Paula smiled, “Yes it is a classic. I assume we are talking about Nicole.” she leaned back in her chair. “I assure you it was a coindence, the novel being there.”

    Goren thumbed the book once more. “She was teaching english literature, at an university.” he mumbled.

    “Tell me about your brother, Frank.” Paula murmured. “He was one of Nicole’s victims wasnt he?”

    Goren felt a sense of loss then. The thought of his older brother Frank. “I tried to help him, he was an addict.” he mumbled under his breath. “Nicole met Frank at an AA meeting,” he spoke louder. “He had been clean for a couple months, and in one night she destroyed all that. If that wasnt enough. She poisoned him” he laughed bitterly. ”

    “Declan Gage.”  Goren almost dropped the book. ‘He was your mentor wasnt he?”

    Goren frowned, “Yes, he was.” a shiver went through him, as Goren recalled his former mentor. His mind crippled by alzheimers, Declan Gage went on a killing spree, hoping to put the blame on Goren’s partner Eames and put the spring back in Goren’s step.

    “Gage killed her didnt he? Killed Nicole.” Paula murmured. “Ive read in your file that he sent you, her heart.”

    Goren’s mouth twisted into a derisive sneer, “Yes, because he..” he stopped in midsentence. “he couldnt allow me to be consumed by her.”

    Paula sipped her tea. “Is that what you are, Goren? Consumed?”

    Goren stared incredulously at Paula, some part of him was disgusted by what she was implying. That after Nicole’s death, he was still obsessed with someone’s mind so brilliant that it rivalled his own. That somewhere deep inside he couldnt make sense of her, he couldnt understand how a woman like her could be so twisted up inside, without true emotion.  Nicole was just like him. Broken. With no way of gluing the pieces back together. He couldnt save her then, and now it was too late.

    Goren couldnt answer. He put the book back and stepped away from the shelf.

    “Do you feel guilty, Detective?”

    Goren cocked his head to the side and stared at her questioningly.

    “The emotions you are feeling? Do you feel guilty? Not only could you not avenge your brothers death, declan gage took that away from you, but you feel guilty because you feel..what do you feel towards Nicole Wallace?”

    Goren’s heart began to pound. Feel? He couldnt feel anything most days, but the raw darkness that clawed up inside him, and sometimes just when he thought he could push it aside, it would rise back up. Just as black and bleak.

    Feel anything for Nicole? The idea was ludicrous. Anger, disgust. Hatred.That was what he felt.

    Her blond hair, her bow shape lips, like a mirage unfolding in front of his eyes, her memory came to his mind. She was so cold and detached, but her eyes were begging him to ease her pain. The hurt inside.

    The hatred wasnt there, or anger, disgust.  the emotions that should have been there werent, only a displaced sense of loss. Goren took a step toward the window. He braced his hands on the frame, and hung his head.

    “Goren?” Paula’s voice again knocking into his reverie.

    “Today is the day, Nicole died.” Goren whispered. “Today.” he stared bleakly out the window. “I forgot the day she died.”

    “Its alright.” Paula’ s comforting voice infuriated Goren. He shook his head. “There was not much between you,  but animosity.”

    “Do not say that!” Goren pushed himself away from the window, and directed his glare at Paula. “Do not say..that!” he struggled to keep his voice from breaking. “She murdered my brother and countless others! I couldnt prove it! She was always one step ahead! Always!”

    he ran his hand over his face. “She let some old timer, some old man with alzheimers get the better of her!” Goren gestured wildly in the air. “That was the irony of it! She never saw it coming! Never! She was always…” he took a breath. “she was brilliant! Why couldnt she see it coming? Why couldnt she see the danger she was in, playing the game with my…”

    he almost said it. Mentor. He reviled that word. “with that lunatic?” he stared at Paula. “I was the one to bring her down. She trusted me. I was the one…” his voice cracked.

    Paula inhaled sharply. “You loved her?” Her realisation stunned them both into silence.

    Slowly Goren sank to his chair.

    “Today was the day Nicole died,” Goren whispered. “and i forgot. I forgot her.”

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  • KIDS. YOUTUBE. WTF!

    May 29, 2011
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    i was on YouTube watching stupid clips when i saw this one. At first there is nothing wrong. This chick is chatting online, when there is a knock on the door. Thats when it goes all Cloverfield! Her mom busted her ass! holy shit!

    I thought my sis was pyscho, this chick is nuts! she went ballastic because her mom tried to see what was on the computer! hilarious!

     

    in this one, this chick got busted by her parents, her excuse was she was meeting some guy she didnt even know from her myspace. She met him at his friends house. Wow now that is stupid!

    she didnt seem to think there was anything wrong with that. meeting a complete stranger on the net. wow. how naive. how stupid how can that girl be. However when her brother threatened to upload the video on YouTube she bursts into tears! thats hilarious!

    then we have possessed boy. omg! what the hell? he was so mad he shoved a remote up his ass! maybe he should stop lay off the sugar! wow that was epic!

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     U must know who i am! aw hell no! oh i know who you are! you are the bitch thats going to meet the back of my hand if you ever talked to me that way. That sub was giving it back to her, too bad she let it go. Kids dont have respect, the only way they are going to understand the meaning of it, is by learning. Little girl needs her ass kicked by the teacher, like picking up garbage. a little lesson in humilty. get that mouth in check!

     

     

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  • WHO THE HECK IS THIS GUY? LOL

    May 29, 2011
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    Michael Emerson as Ben Linus in the fourth sea...
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    PERSONS OF INTEREST: Jim Caviezel and Michael Emerson

    For days it had been bugging me! Who the hell is Michael Emerson? I had been seeing trailers of POI, but come on, the shot would suddenly pan to Caviezel!

    Why is his return to tv such an epic coup? Then it dawned on me! Zep! SAW (1) and Ben on LOST! hell yes! He is back on tv! He is awesome! Who cares about Jim Caviezel!

    It will be interesting to see him act in a role thats not  devious or a villian.

     Emerson plays a billionaire that developed who has developed a computer program that predicts future crime victims. Finch hires Reese (Jim Caviezel) , a former CIA agent presumed to be dead, to help stop those crimes, using Finch’s resources and tech savvy and Reese’s skills and knowledge.

    it recieved the highest test ratings in CBS history. Well thats according to CBS. who knows. hopefully it will be great!

     I was reading a little bit more on POI, Susan Misner is also starring! Yes! Again who cares about Jim Caviezel, when you have Susan Misner and Michael Emerson together on one show!

    Susan Misner; as well as my other fave Susan (Floyd), have appeared on all 3 law & order series (LA excluded) with a combined of 6 episodes each.

    What would have been cool? Michael Emerson tapped to play Nichols in season nine! That would have been Epic! Forget Goldblum! Emerson would have put a whole dimension on CI! Why didnt i even think that sooner?! Why didnt Dick Wolf think of that sooner? sad! Considering Emerson guest- starred on two episodes already of the franchise. (CI & SVU)

    Oh well Michael Emerson is on POI whats not to like?

    UNFORGETTABLE.

    Poppy Montgomery returns to the screen yeah! woot woot! i am so enthusiastic about it.

    Yeah right! I couldnt stand her on Without a Trace, so the idea of Poppy returning in another police procedural is making my eyes hurt. However her character has a rare medical condition that doesnt allow to forget things. The ironic part is she forgot how her sister was murdered. Oooh what a plot twist.

    The show is based on a short story by J. Robert Lennon – The Rememberer.

    Unforgettable should change its name again, it resembles Christian Slaters The Forgotten,also the Forgotten-Julianne Moore various other movies or shows. That are forgotten. Actually i didnt mind Slater’s show.

    With a title like Unforgettable the “Forgettable” is all people will remember. Its like a subliminal message. Forget this show!

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  • TURNING DOWN A PROPOSAL? REASONS WHY?

    May 26, 2011
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    Youve been in a relationship for awhile, your lover decides to surprise you with a ring. OMG! You should be sooo excited, however when you are looking at the ring and your man, you feel like the room and the world is closing in on you! He is relationship material, but you wonder is he enough to be your man “til do you part”

    After all you and he will be in it for the long haul

    1. LOVE: If it is not there. why the hell would you consider getting married? Getting married for the convenience of it, or because it is expected of you, is a highly flawed reason. Love strengthens a marriage, strengthens the bond a couple has, especially during hard times.
    2. INFIDELITY- a history of cheating on either your side or his can create issues of mistrust between you. Unless you work it out, your marriage is doomed. Or can anyone say open marriage?
    3. INDEPENDENCE: living on your own can be a wonderful thing, your enjoying your freedom, but once your married forget the partying, living it up. You will find it hard to spend time away from your man, In addition, women who like to do what they want without getting permission from a partner may become dissatisfied.
    4. CAREER: marriage can hamper any career inspiration you may have, you may find yourself a stay at home wife, or the opposite the breadwinner, which your man could find a bit overwhelming and resent you for it.

    there is no guarantee that once you accept your lover’s proposal that everything will be all happily ever afters, you and your lover have to work at it, love trust, its all about being able to be there for each other emotionally physically without the wall of mistrust.

    If you cant look at your lover and see yourself waking up to him every morning, then say adios.

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  • NINE LIVES OF CHLOE KING; THE SECRET CIRCLE…something to look forward over the summer?

    May 25, 2011
    CELEBRITY, Entertainment, LIFESTYLE

    now that debacle that were the tv finales are finally over, (Nikita, Vampire Diaries the exception) we can be bored to tears with re-runs and the lame ass shows networks put out. So You Think You Can Dance (Fox),Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition (ABC), America’s Got Talent (NBC), Love in the Wild (NBC) ha this is one is survivors for couples -puke! some horrible shows just to name a few.

    Seriously whoever pushed for these shows, what the hell were they thinking?

    I was not looking forward for the hiatus. I really hate hiatus! however there are some possible shows that i cant wait to watch!

    The Nine Lives Of Chloe King stars Skylar Samuels. She isnt new to the Supernatural genre. She starred in THE GATES, as Andie Bates – a succubus. its quite refreshing to see her in a kick ass role (Literally) she is often cast as a snob or goody two shoes.

     Set in the fictional town of Chance Harbor, Washington, the series will follow a California teenager who learns that she comes from a family of witches.

    Britt Robertson (Lux, Life Unexpected) plays Cassie Blake.  a happy, normal teenage girl – until her mother Amelia dies in what appears to be a tragic accidental fire. Orphaned and deeply saddened, Cassie moves in with her warm and loving grandmother Jane (who played Claire’s mom in HEROES cool!)  in the beautiful small town of Chance Harbor, Washington – the town her mother left so many years before – where the residents seem to know more about Cassie than she does about herself. 

    Shelley Hennig (Stephanie Johnson,DOOL) plays  Diana her best friend. Thomas Dekker (John Connor, Sarah Connor Chronicles, YES!) plays Adam her boyfriend,then there is  brooding loner Nick played by some guy i dont know, dont care.

    Phoebe Tonkin (Cleo H2O whoa really?) plays mean-girl Faye and her sidekick Melissa some other chick i dont know.

     strange and frightening things begin to happen. When her new friends explain that they are all descended from powerful witches, and they’ve been waiting for Cassie to join them and complete a new generation of the Secret Circle, Cassie refuses to believe them – until Adam shows her how to unlock her incredible magical powers. But it’s not until Cassie discovers a message from her mother in an old leather-bound book of spells hidden in her mother’s childhood bedroom, that she understands her true and dangerous destiny. What Cassie and the others don’t yet know is that darker powers are at play, powers that might be linked to the adults in the town, including Diana’s father (he is on Hellcats as Julian! oh yeah!) and Faye’s mother – and that Cassie’s mother’s death might not have been an accident.

    Mtv is putting out Teen Wolf. Wow they want to get into the werewolf/vampire series too. gee way to be original!

    i thought it might be good until i saw Tyler Hoechlin was starring in it. Gag me! He was on One Tree Hill!

    I cant wait to see The Secret Circle and The Nine Lives of Chloe King!

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  • ADVENTUROUS FOODIE DOESNT LIKE MINT?

    May 25, 2011
    LIFESTYLE

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    Food, i think is comforting at the same time sensual. I am an adventurous eater. Im not afraid to try new things. I would like to try for example Oxtail stew, sweet river fish anything i have seen on iron chef, etc. I love spicy foods, but the spicy foods dont love me!

    However as much as i like food, there are some herbs and spices i will never acquire taste for. Mint, any kind of mint! nutmeg, cinnamon. If there are any foods with nutmeg or cinnamon in it i will not eat it. Apple pie is the exception. Lemon basil.

    Everyone has an adventurous side and the craziest dish i ever made was microwaved pickles! with ranch dressing! not the closest to deepfried pickles but it was close.

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  • ARE YOU A VIBRATING STICK IN A MUD! -warning dont b a prude!

    May 24, 2011
    LIFESTYLE

    • if you are appalled by the number of sex toys your partner has…
    • you report PDAs to the authorities
    • You have never seen a porno
    • You dread getting naked even in front of the doctor
    • You think good vibrations is just a Beach Boys Song

    WOMAN’S SEXUAL FANTASIES DO NOT INCLUDE:

    • having her ears licked excessively
    • finding her man in her clothes
    • dating a man who wears a pink speedo!
    • going on a romantic cruise then getting sea sick
    • showers that include bodily functions!

    I am a pretty open minded person when it comes to sex. whats a little fuzzy hand cuffs, a little spanking. A little porno thrown in. threesomes etc who cares. Nothing  a woman cant handle. Right?

    Do you ever get aroused (wet) while daydreaming?  It happens a lot.  Do you like the feeling of your panties being wet?  God yes, it makes me so horny!  How often do you masturbate? A couple times a week.   Have you ever masturbated in a public place (rest room, car, alone in an elevator, closet)? I have done it in public places.    Have you ever almost been caught masturbating? no only an idiot does that! Have sex with someone who’s married to someone else. um maybe?would you swallow cum?spitting is a waste:) long or hard ?both Have you ever been in or wanted to be in a group sex setting? (with 3 or more people?) yes. sex in public? yes

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  • STABLER ISNT RETURNING? WHO COULD POSSIBLY REPLACE HIM?

    May 24, 2011
    CELEBRITY, DAY TO DAY, Entertainment, LIFESTYLE

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    LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Christopher Meloni isn’t coming back to NBC’s “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” when it returns this fall.

    The actor and Universal Media Studios were unable to come to terms on a new contract, according to a person familiar with the situation, who spoke Tuesday on condition of anonymity because NBC and the studio had not authorized public comment.

    Meloni’s co-star, Mariska Hargitay, will be back for the upcoming season, the show’s 13th, the person said.

    Meloni portrayed Detective Elliot Stabler, a family man and veteran of an elite squad that investigates crimes with a sexual aspect. Hargitay was his partner, Detective Olivia Benson, who joined the squad because she was conceived in a rape. The show features Dann Florek, Tamara Tunie, Richard Belzer, B.D. Wong and Ice-T

    If Meloni isnt returning, Wentworth Miller should returned as Benson’s temporary partner. he guest-starred on an episode as Det. Nate Kendall from the 24 Precinct. His character was a ball-breaker.

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  • IF I HAD A POSITRONIC BRAIN? IT WOULD BE AWESOME!

    May 23, 2011
    LIFESTYLE

    dreams are a creative portal. Why cant it be easier to write then? I may have great ideas, but the hands just doesnt want to obey the brain! I think faster than i type, and then i lose the idea. Think i should become an android. It would be a lot easier! lol. I will have a far more sophiscated brain, being able to calculate and analyze information faster and my motor skills would be outstanding!

    This weekend i had two potential plots…if i was alittle more focused i would have been able to outline a plotline…but nooo my brain turned to mush!

    Storybook Killer. An odd name for sure. That was what the media called the serial killer in my dream. It was because he killed women in the manner of fairytales. Cinderella -glass slipper. (i dont remember how he did it tho) Snow White (poisoned apple) Hansel Gretel (stove) Runpunzel (Hair/hanging) Sleeping Beauty (Needle poisoned)

    Then the other day, a far more interesting one. Reminded me of the Trinity killer from Dexter. However this one was far more elaborate than he was.

    He was the third of triplets. all identical. Very important. The middle. He had dark hair, very unkempt! mustache and goatee. Very rich. He was obsessed with threes. Everything had to be done in threes. He was obsessed with twins, triplets septulets anyperson identical, not fraternal (boy/girl) they had to be girls. Any twin convention, he was there. picking out his prey and then stalking them. he was very choosy! creepy.

    He also has three daughters (creepy kardashian like ew) all identical.

    He would hunt his prey first according to age, then kill them in order, the same way, the same night. killing the eldest at the same time. ending the night at the same time.  he would dress them in identical clothing. I never saw how he did it.

    He started to lose it, when he started to kill his brothers the same way. almost narcassisstic in that way.

    He went after his daughters as well, the two remaining ones, were in a clothing store when the mother told them they would have to leave, because of the “killer” the eldest freaked out and said “Im not leaving Daddy you are just jealous!”

    “Jealous?” the mother slapped her daughter. “You stupid bitch! who do you think did this to me?” she revealed a long scar from hip down to her thigh. She always wore skirts long skirts to hide the long knife wound. “Your dad did this to me! he is pyscho!”

    That is when i woke up!

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  • DO YOU WISH? OR DO YOU PRAY?

    May 23, 2011
    LIFESTYLE

    We use “wish” to express that we want a situation in the present or future to be different, or we use “wish” to express that we want to be doing a different action in the present or future.

    I never “wish” for anything, I am always careful with what i desire. “Be careful what you wish for” it may be a cliche to some, but to others, words are powerful. A wish may sound good, but it always has some sort of consequence.

    Wishing always sounds easy, seems good. It always has a price.

    I always hope or pray.

    Hope is something that is desired accompanied by expectation.

    I have been trying to improve myself. My confidence. my communication skills. Prayer always helps. I find myself bolstered up by the power of prayer. I only -oops- almost wished right there. I pray that i am not so influenced by negative people. Their negative energy.

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