• RED JOHN’S MOLE: O’LAUGHLIN!

    May 19, 2011
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    In a world devastated by the unmasking of Red John‘s Mole, one person stands alone in their triumph. That person’s prescience was doubted by all. Until tonight! When all was revealed and confirmed!

    Red John’s Mole is CRAIG O’LAUGHLIN!

    Wait why should it be a surprise? i told ya all!  yeah i did. Forgive me if I am fist pumping the air a little cuz i am still in shock myself!

    After much anticipation, knuckle biting, commercial cursing I was so happy when the 2 hour season finale came to conclusion.

    However there were some parts i didnt like:

    • Van Pelt.  Wow if one was to up look sucker it would be Van Pelt’s picture next to the definition. I cant stand Van Pelt! There were so many obvious clues yet she ignored them. Even when Jane told her O’laughlin was on the List she wasnt wary. Even invited him up to the cabin. I actually thought it was creepy when he gave her the necklace creepy!
    • Bertram. He was such a red herring. How did Jane ever think he was the Mole. He is a such a wet blanket. He would probably piss himself thinking about trying to kill HighTower!
    • The meeting of Red John.  DISAPPOINTMENT!!! He was  similar to JigSaw. The life lesson? I wanted to shoot my own self listening to him ramble on about Jane getting on with his life. That guy was supposed to be a terrifying serial killer? I couldnt believe it when Jane was going to let him walk away..no way! then Bam! jane shot him! yeah Jane!

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  • RED JOHN: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

    May 17, 2011
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    No i cant handle it! i cant handle finding out who the mole is until Thursday!

    It  is the Season three Finale. Where we viewers finally get to see who the mole is, and who Red John is!

    I am already pulling out my hair, waiting to see who the mole is!! if turns out to be VanPelt i am going to throw out my tv in outrage! That is it! I will have had it with Finales! (Freaking stupid finales!)

    I am really betting on  O’laughlin!

    There was a poll done on the mentalist wiki,  of who was not Red John. But then again the poll was done last year.

    • 275 believe that Red John is someone else
    • 45 believe that Red John is Minelli;
    • 26 believe that Red John is Jane;
    • 16 believe Red John is the forensic specialist Brett Partridge.
    • 12 believe that Red John is Rosalind
    • 11 believe that Red John is Van Pelt;
    • 11 believe that Red John is Lisbon;
    • 6 believe that Red John is Rigsby;
    • 6 believe that Red John is Wallace;
    • 6 believe that Red John is Cho;
    • 3 believe that Red John is Alex Jane (Patrick Jane‘s father), if he is not dead
    • 3 believe Red John is Walter Mashburn
    • 1 believes Red John is Bret Stiles
    • 1 believes Red John is Ellis March
    • 1 believes Red John is Kristina Frye
    • 1 believes Red John is Miss Ketchum.
    • 1 believes that Red John is the tiger trainer from the circus, where Alex and Patrick Jane worked
    • 1 believes that Red John is Gale Bertram because both quote William Blake

    some are speculating that Red John is Lisbon, which is ridiculous! This theory was based on the fact Lisbon was no where around when Rebecca was brought in for interrogation. Uh hello?!  Rebecca had just massacred Boscoe and his team. Perhaps Lisbon was with Boscoe! That she has a painful past, and because she is high ranking, it would be easier for her to keep tabs on Red John. If this was so, it would totally blow every theory about Red John out of the water!

    Lisbon! a Red John mole! I never even seen it as a possibilty! or Rigsby for that matter!

    Perhaps because i was so focused on o’laughlin!

    Oh well Thursday we will soon see who was right!

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  • REBECCA, YOUR SO ANNOYING! GEE THANX!

    May 16, 2011
    LIFESTYLE

    “why is the delivery girl wearing gloves?” -Roxanne

    “so she has better grip on her  box. No carpet burns” -me

    I got off to a late start this morning. I was meditating, and doing prayer work. Little longer than usual. I had a sneaky feeling that i would need a little guidance during my shift. I wasnt wrong. I got to work, there was only AMB on window! There is a line out there door. oh great. Give me strength!

    I got on the floor, and AMB walks off she has to talk on the phone. There i am by myself with a line up going out the door! oh well i can handle it. Roland gets in my way, “Roland i am by myself ok you need to move or get run over!” i snap. This lady was not happy. She gave AMB the look. oh man! i think she was a mystery shopper. oh well what can one do?

    It calms down a bit, and im informed that Bobbi walked out. Figures. Des told her to stop callin in a hour before her shift started. So much for a Drama free day. lol.

    Today i thought  i was going to be drama free. no. not even close. I think the girls got together the night before, and decided to tell us damn right. Or in this case, “do you have a problem with me?”

    I went into First booth to take over for Marilyn. I havent talked to Marilyn in months. if i did i was cordial. I try to avoid her or i try to be pleasant just so we wouldnt be fighting. or she would be.

    I walk in there, and she has cleaning stuff in front of the till. Thinking of none of it, i just drop it under the till. No biggie right? WRONG! omg you would think i committed murder right there in the booth. After she was done her order, Marilyn whirls around, and the look in her eyes would have killed me! Ohkaay!

    “Rebecca you distracted me!” she starts to rave about i should have just dropped the bottles nicely under the till, and oh man she was livid. I didnt say anything. I just took the headset from her, totally dumbfounded by her outburst.

    I got over it. Earl came in, and asked me about my weekend. we chatted for a bit. He is so funny. amazingly enough i dont even have to try and ask about him, or try to start have a conversation with him, he just does it on his own. unlike other guys i know.

    Marilyn comes back, and boy did she let me have it! “Do you have a problem with me?” she demanded. I am startled. What? I thought we got over this. I hate it when people beat a dead horse to death. I am already passed it. Get over it.

    “Uh no.” i said. quite nicely.

    “Then why did you drop those bottles.” omg again with the bottles!

    “Cuz they were in my way.” i said.  i didnt mean anything by it.

    “you could have drop them nicely.” then she went off. “Rebecca you are so annoying, i hate working with you.”

    I was walking out the door. “Ohkay stop being a drama queen, Marilyn” i said. I walk up to treesa and AMB.

    “You guys i am so annoying.” I said, they laughed.

    Any other time, i would have tore Marilyn a new one, but i was totally restrained. Didnt faze me at all. I was totally calm the whole time. Even when she called me annoying.

    I am such a moron, however i will blame this one incident on my sight. Ack i am getting old up in here! I was up front, and i see this guy he looks familar. He looks really familar. He is standing about 20 ft away from me. Do you think i would be able to realise that is Mikey. No!not  until i am in DT and i turn he waves at me.

    LUHSER! We are chatting across the counter, I thought Steve would tell me to shut up, he was getting there. Mikey was lucky he was going to go to Gp for the day.

    Diane saved me by being in First! Yeah so much fun. I had bugged Chad the other day, when Diane and I were in DT how he had missed a threesome. I dont think he liked my answer. lol.

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  • THE DARK SIDE IS CALLING! BEING NICE SUCKS!

    May 15, 2011
    LIFESTYLE

    “Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice.” – yoda

     

    Ah little Yoda how wise is he? three days ago i was saying  “Cram it up your cramhole, little green man!”

    I have been knuckling down on my callousness, trying not to be so abrasive or stoic. In other words trying not to be such an asshole to other people. I dont really take people’s feelings into account when i talk to them. In fact i try not to talk to them at all, unless i find them amusing or pleasant to be around. I learnt that being nice and sweet really doesnt you get anywhere, it always gets you taken advantage of, people walk all over you and then where does leave you? nothing.

    However i decided to more compassionate to people, less of an asshole. Its really hard.

    yes this week was very long and painful. I had to go against my nature, by being civil, polite to other people. Ugh. Especially Wednesday.

    The ultimate test of how far i have come from being a complete bitch to  one of civility. (make me puke!)

    Im in First, all geared up in my McHappy day outfit. wow supa-sexy! not!

    I was surprised by the lack of volunteers this year. Usually the resturant is crammed with them. i mean crammed, not even enough room for everyone! to my disappointment, there was  only one hot cop and it wasnt Constable cole. Snap! He could have been in First with me. :) The rest were from City hall, or fire hall.

    Im in the middle of an order, when a car pulls up this lady starts to “hello” me. Great what a way to start the morning! She is pretty picky. Insists that i read it all back to her. When she pulls up to my window, she insists i read back to her. I stare at her. Really? This isnt amateur hour!

    “Wow what is that cop doing here?!” she exclaims. I am dumbfounded. OMG! She was staring at my hat and apron for the longest time and she didnt know why the cop was  in Second booth. We have been advertising Mchappy day for two weeks!

    Wow would one think that if im wearing Mc Happy day gear, and there is a non Mc D employee handing out food, that the two things go hand in hand together.

    ” I would like to buy a logical conclusion for 200, Alex!”

    That would be drawing on too much brain power for that woman! oops that was snarky!

    “He is here for Mc Happy Day,” I explain slowly.

    The woman laughs. “Well you dont look too happy.” she says. Yeah that was because you just asked a stupid question! “Maybe you should get a different job”

    riiite, maybe you shouldnt live up to your stereotype, blondie!

    oops i failed my civility test! within an hour of working!

    I was doing allright for the rest of the week, except the Probie was testing the last of my resolve. For someone who worked at McD’s before she sure didnt act like it.

    Im in second, in the middle of an order, when Probie has an ice cream order. No big deal. The woman wanted a golden oreo mc flurry. Probie made a strawberry oreo flurry. The woman was like no i want the golden oreo. “How do i switch it out?” she asks.

    “No biggie,” i said. I tap firmly on the golden oreo container. “Just switch it for this.” i tapp it again. I mean how hard was that.

    “But it costs more?” Probie says. I stare at her for a moment. What the hell are you talking about?

    “Did she want the snack size or the regular size?” i ask. she wouldnt answer me. Oh well i had to finish my order. I turn back and she made a strawberry sundae. omg!

    The woman is having a fit. I walk over and i look at the screen. I ask the woman what she would like. “A golden oreo mc flurry!”

    “Im new i dont know…” Probie whined.

    She’s new at my store, but she’s not new at making a flurry! so stop whining! “This is what she wanted,” I tapped the golden oreo container. “Golden oreo”

    She stares at it, then me. “How was i supposed to know.”

    Oh come on! she kept staring at the menu board. she saw we advertise golden oreo. and its the first day we advertise golden oreo, what did she think it was? toilet paper? I even told her it was golden oreo! I  showed her the first time! Common sense!

    I just walked away before i exploded.

    Take a deep breathe. exhale.

    I realise that stepping out of my comfort zone is hard, but the only way i can maintain a level of inner peace is to shed the turmoil ive been in. That was my doing.

    So why not try changing the destructive part of me?

    Except… there are the two basic rules i live by. One of which sort of counters all of what im trying to do.

    1. Do as I ask, without question. I hate repeating myself, and its worse when people always question why they have to do it. If i ask them again chances are i wont be nice about it.

    2. I dont apologise. unless i mean it. which i rarely do. so i am contrite.

    Forgiveness always led to peace or something like that right? Well i dont forgive easily, just as i dont apologise easily. well then i am screwed. I guess i have to work on that too.

    Damn it, being nice really does suck!

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  • VAMPIRE DIARIES:DAMON & ALARIC BRO-MANCE

    May 13, 2011
    CELEBRITY, DAY TO DAY, Entertainment, LIFESTYLE

    The Sun never Rises, and As I lay Dying had to be the best episodes of Vampire Diaries. Mainly because of Ian Somerhalder‘s performance as Damon. Sigh.

    One of the reasons i like to watch the Vampire Diaries is because of   Alaric (Matt Davis ) and Damon’s banter.

    Got to love the bro-mance between Alaric and Damon.

    Alaric is a vampire hunter, hunting the vampire who turned his wife Isobel. The vampire?  Damon!

     both Alaric and Damon take part in a fundraising Bachelor Auction in the Mystic Grill and through Damon’s words it is revealed that he met Isobel in North Carolina two years previously shortly before she disappeared. He refers to her as having being ‘delicious’ and this shocks Alaric as well as Elena, who knows now what apparently happened to her birth mother. After the auction, Alaric confronts Damon in the Boarding House library and Damon continues taunting him, before revealing that Isobel came to him begging to be turned. Alaric charges at him but ends up being struck in a lung with his own stake. Damon says he can just sit there and watch Alaric die and Alaric soon runs out of air.

    Stefan finds Alaric’s body on the floor and Damon says that he attacked him and all he did was tell the him truth that Isobel didn’t want him anymore. He also wonders if Isobel has some connection to Katherine, as she’s also Elena’s birth mother. Pointing at Alaric, he says that someone will take care of his body and leaves. Stefan sits by the body and soon notices Alaric’s fingers twitching. Suddenly, Alaric is alive again and Stefan initially thinks that Damon turned him but Alaric says that it’s something else and looks at the ring that Isobel gave him, before he realises that the ring somehow saved him.

    ‘Let the Right One In’, Damon and Elena seek Alaric help rescuing Stefan after he’s kidnapped and tortured by the tomb vampires. Damon initially tells him that Pearl can help him find Isobel but later says it was a lie. As they have a drink at the Mystic Grill, Damon says they were bad ass but receives a punch in the face. In ‘Blood Brothers’, they find a house that Isobel apparently leased three months previously but she is no longer there. They come across another of the tomb vampires, Henry, who tells them how John Gilbert has been helping him adjust to the modern world and also reveals that the tomb vampires are seeking revenge. When John phones him, he soon realises that Damon and Alaric have ill intentions and Alaric stakes him. He and Damon later have an apparent heart-to-heart, where Alaric reveals that he’s done looking for Isobel.

    Alaric becomes Damon best friend. Which becomes more apparent when Elena’s aunt Jenna is kidnapped by Klaus for the Sacrifice. While trying to prevent the sacrifice from happening Damon is bitten by a werewolf.

    Jenna is turned by Klaus. in my opinion she would have made a great vampire, and it would made a great storyline for her. Unfortunately, before she could kill Greta, and free Elena, Klaus kills her.

    Alaric is forced to stay in the Salvatore home by Bonnie’s spell, to protect him and Jeremy. and when he is told of Jenna’s death he is heartbroken. Alaric starts to drink, when Stefan asks for his help. Alaric refuses, he is too busy drinking. Stefan tells him Damon was bitten by a werewolf  and is dying.

    Alaric drops everything, to help Damon. “You should want me dead”, Damon manages, sliding to the floor. “I am the reason Jenna is dead.”

    Alaric Stares at Damon for a long moment,”I dont blame you for Jenna” he says quietly, taking a swig of whiskey from the bottle.

    “Lets not forget i turned your wife into a vampire,” Damon glares at Alaric, breathing painfully. “You must really hate me for that one!”

    “We are not drunk enough for this conversation,” Alaric points out. Damon spits out blood, taking another drink of whiskey. He lunges for Alaric through the bars.

    “Kill me!” He demands, his hand wrapped around Alaric’s throat. “Please!”

    “Screw you!” Alaric hisses. He stakes Damon’s hand so Damon will release him.

    “Elena?” Damon moans as he falls to the ground in semiconsciousness.

    “Elena,” alaric wipes his brow with a hand and stares at him, “is not here, Damon.”

    Yes one of the far better episodes featuring Alaric and Damon.

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  • SMALLVILLE: AGAIN I GET MY HOPES UP! SERIES FINALE SUCKED!

    May 13, 2011
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    After a month’s dramatic build up, tonight’s Smallville’s series finale ended with an anti-climatic plop that forced me to demand: WHY??!!! why the hell did i ever get my hopes up?!!!!

    Michael Rosenbaum’s touted return was as dismal as the sandwich i was eating! Which was pretty pathetic. What was the point of bringing him back if he wasnt going to be Darkseid! figures in the end, the writers would turn him into a born again” good guy” the president of the USA…bah humbug! Tess Mercer didnt make it, ah c’est dommage.

    Now my dry witty sarcasm lays on thick: excuse me while i drone on…

    I love how Clark Kent’s inspiring speech brought Oliver out of his dark spell, so to speak. Wow, it was like watching a father encouraging his year old son to walk. “You could do it, boy. I know you can” I thought i was going to barf all over myself. Really? Thats it?  wow, it was like watching a tampon commercial there was even a tear! Granted that the darkness was escaping but a tear nonetheless! That was supposed to tug at Oliver’s lingering goodside? hmm only in tv shows.

    The past ten years of Smallville were shown in tiny snippets as Lex and Clark remembered their trials, which was great. However when Clark is in the “fight of his life with Darkseid” it wasnt even a fight. he learnt how to fly.Yeah! about time!

    I dont know why i am even upset, i didnt even watch Smallville that much! I guess i had such high expectations! Especially since there was so many commercials claiming it would be awesome! or close to it.

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  • X-MEN FIRST CLASS- ITS NOT ALL THAT & A BAG OF CHIPS!

    May 13, 2011
    Entertainment, LIFESTYLE

    “I pledge allegiance to a lantern that i got from a dying purple alien” – Hal Jordan Green Lantern.
    Ryan Reynolds as the Green Lantern!
     Nathan Fillion in that role wouldnt even do that movie justice!  Dont get me wrong, Nathan’s dry sardonic wit is amusing, but Ryan Reynolds has more bite. Not to mention, the way he fills out that suit! I just dont see Nathan Fillion filling out that suit in any kind of hotness!
    What is also ironic is that both men were on a sitcom 2 Men and A Pizza .  There was a chick on there too, (nathan played the chick’s boyfriend) but i dont even remember what she looks like! sad! I do remember Tiffany Amber Thiessen also suddenly showing up! huh. oh well!
     
    Yesterday i was chilling , when i saw the trailer for Xmen: First Class. I almost choked on my water! What the hell! Did i just see my favorite villainess in an X-men suit?! aw hell no?! Time for a playback! Yep that was a young Raven Darkholme! What the French toast?! Did no one do any fact checking after the script was written? aw hell no?!
     
    This is the plot line for the movie: 
    Charles Xavier and Erik Magnus Lensherr met as young men in the 1960s at Oxford University. Xavier received doctorates in theology and philosophy with post-graduate work in International Development Studies at the U.N. Xavier was a wealthy son of English gentry and had studied at Eton, excelling in physics, calculus, and chemistry as well as captaining the school’s la crosse team. Lensherr was the son of a Jewish physician in Germany pre-WWII. His parents and nearly all extended family were gassed by Nazi death squads at Auschwitz. Lensherr’s mutant ability to control metal via magnetic manipulation allowed him to break out of a cattle stock car and escape to France where he served briefly in the guerrilla resistance. After the Allies stormed the beaches at Normandy, Lensherr volunteered to act as an interpreter for British Intelligence (he spoke French, German, English, and Hebrew) as liberated Jews were re-located to the fledgling country, Trans-Jordan (now Israel). Impressed by his linguistics, Lensherr was awarded a scholarship to study at Oxford, where he met a charismatic young Xavier. The two students became fast friends, based on respect for each other’s intellects, while maintaining a rivalry on politics, ethics, and religion. In 1965, Xavier revealed his psychic powers by manipulating student uprisings via peaceful means. Lensherr was intrigued by the possibilities of controlling other people’s minds, while Xavier asserted a universal Right to Free Will. Through a clandestine operation funded by Britain’s MI5 and the CIA, Xavier & Lensherr opened the first School of Mutant Resources to study the new phenomena of “homo superior”–humans with a mutant “X” gene, which enabled preternatural powers. Among the first students to enroll were Scott Summers (Cyclops,) Hank McCoy (Beast,) Jean Grey (Phoenix,) Ororo Munroe (Storm,) Raven Darkholme (Mystique,) Mortimer Toynbee (Toad) and Emma Frost (White Queen). Rival factions surfaced as half of the students empathized with Xavier’s dream of peaceful co-existence with humans vs Lensherr’s belief that humans were inferior and deserved slavery. These ideals started to solidify as more human civilians became aware of mutant-kind and generally reacted with fear and hatred. Meanwhile, the U.S. military began its own black-ops program titled “Weapon X” capturing and brainwashing powerful mutants to serve as alternatives to nuclear or chemical programs. Xavier and Lensherr designed and built Cerebro in a secret, underground facility in Westchester, New York in order to track “wild mutants” i.e. mutants who did not know they had powers or how to control them. Again, Xavier hoped these new mutants could be trained for (and would choose) peace, while Lensherr maintained a more aggressive stance. After an angry xenophobic mob killed a young mutant boy (Banshee), who had developed gills and webbed fingers, Lensherr struck back against the perpetrators, “outing” himself by causing metal garden tools to fly through the air and impale 4 people. He then began calling himself MAGNETO and urged his students/followers to take on a code name reflecting their individual powers. Chasing Magneto and his Brotherhood of Mutants to a secret base in the middle of Antarctica, Xavier and his followers (now calling themselves X-Men) sought to extradite Magneto to the United States’, Guantanamo prison, but in the battle Magneto used a shard of metal to sever Xavier’s spinal cord, leaving him paralyzed. Using the combined powers of Cerebro, Jean Grey, Emma Frost, and himself, Xavier wiped the collective memory of mutant-kind from 99% of humans on Earth. However, Colonel William Stryker used an adamantium shield to preserve his own memories and secretly took over Weapon X’s training facilities (located underneath Alkali Lake in British Colombia) and wild mutants for his own purposes. *Note: Magneto also created a helmet to shield his brain from Xavier’s control.
     
    I love how screenwriters take advantage of comic history! With this film, the so called creative genius rewrote the whole xmen history.
     
    • Cerebro wasnt created by Magneto and Xavier, it was created by Xavier, but upgraded by hank mcCoy. Later on Kitty Pride worked on it so non-telepathic mutants could use it.
    • The First students enrolled at the school were: Cyclops, Beast( Hank McCoy) Jean Grey, and Angel.
    • Westchester, the underground facility is where the mutant school. I realise that the film is basing it in 1963.
    • Banshee was one of Xavier’s students he had a sonic scream, not web fingers and gills. He wasnt killed as a boy. He is killed trying to save a passenger plane from colliding into the Blackbird (jet).
    • Xavier was paralysed after an encounter with an alien? which crippled his legs. so wiki says.an alien named Lucifer? really? come on!  huh i thought a fight with Magneto paralysed him thats how i remember it. i guess i have to remember to reread my comics some more.
    • Mystique isnt introduced until a Ms. Marvel comic book. 1978. she is awesome i love her. However i had stopped reading comics just as Graydon Creed was  assassinated! i wish i hadnt! However Mystique doesnt join the first class but she does join the xmen, then xfactor before going whacko when her lover Destiny is killed.
    • Emma frost doesnt appear in the first class, in fact she wasnt even mention until Spiderman and his amazing friends.  she was the White Queen of Hellfire Club. When her Hellions were slaughtered she helped the xmen with the Phalanx..ooh i didnt like that storyline..and then with Banshee created GenX

    If someone wanted to make a movie from the xmen history why not actually stick to it! grr!

    hella damn it the kids playing the First Class could barely wipe their own nose let alone act!

    They made a movie on Wolverine, who has so much a history and action. Why not make a movie on Mystique?! She is ideal villian/hero for any kind of movie!

    She can compress nearly two-dimensional like a sheet of paper to glide on air currents, similar to Mister Fantastic, which she uses to survive an explosion.She has moved her vital organs out of place in order to survive a gunshot to her torso. She has, once with strain, given herself two heads and four arms to facilitate a gun fight on two fronts, as well as shapeshifted into herself as a child. She is also now able to hold a shape when knocked unconscious.

    Damage to her biological tissue is known to heal at a relatively fast rate and she can form a resistance to poisons upon contracting them. her body mass is not fixed and can change when she does.While she retains her advanced powers, she now appears in her old form without scales. Her powers grant her immunity to diseases, enhanced agility, and agelessness.

    Mystique is 

    • cunning
    •  strategist in terrorist and commando operations.  
    • adept at martial arts and information technology. 
    •  talent for finding, stealing, and understanding cutting edge weaponry
    • talented actress. 
    •  natural resistance to telepathic intrusion and wears devices to prevent her mind from being read by telepathy.
    • Furthermore, with over a century’s experience in posing as other people she has picked up the uncanny skill of being able to identify people posing as others based on body language and changes in behavioral cues.

    if only a woman like that could exist in real life, i would want to be her! without the blue skin of course :)

    nooo instead here we got First Class…oh whoopee. another snooze fest. full of inaacuracies!

    I was excited for Xmen- First Class, simply because of James McAvoy, however without Bryan Singer as the director, this movie is going to suck!

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  • NCIS: SWAN SONG- BIT THE DUST! THE P2P KILLER SUCKS!

    May 11, 2011
    CELEBRITY, DAY TO DAY, Entertainment, LIFESTYLE

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    This is my opinion but this story arc sucks hard! Its not even the season finale yet, and i want to gouge out my own eyes!

     

    Jonas Cobb is a serial killer called the Port to Port Killer by NCIS.

    Cobb was originally a US sailor. He was hired by the CIA as part of an operation codenamed Frankenstein. The operation involved recruiting US sailors to be part of a behavior modification program which would lead to them being able to remain calm and composed in the worst and most extreme of circumstances. The CIA would then use them as assassins on various sides of the globe with them using their cover as Navy sailors. Cobb passed the training and was sent on a first mission to kill an Al-Qaeda operative. He succesfully completed the task but this added to the psychological strain of his training, he believed that he no longer had to respond to authority. Upon returning to the program, the CIA realized that he had broken and decided to send him back to his unit with half a dozen passports with different identites. Cobb later disappeared.

    He resurfaced in Rota, Spain as a serial killer and he targeted enlisted man who came to port. He later killed in different location such as Japan, Guam and Norfolk before heading to Washington. There, he was met by Gibbs’s team and also EJ Barrett’s team who had been hunting him since Rota. He was able to keep ahead of them and out of their reach.

    He then headed to Hawaii where Barrett and her team followed him. He tried to kill another sailor but was stopped by Trent Kort who lost an eye in the process. He later delivered this eye to DiNozzo through a drink.

    The CIA had identified Cobb as the Port to Port killer and had been trying to stop him. Kort claims that the only reason that NCIS hadn’t been informed was because it was their mess and they wanted to clean it up.

    Cobb began to observe Barrett’s team in great detail and even infiltrated the Navy Yard to watch them while all the while setting a trap for them. He killed an NCIS agent and stole his access card and arranged for himself to be seen on a security camera. He later killed Mike Franks as the latter was walking out of Gibbs’s house. Cobb was injured in the attack but was able to escape before Gibbs arrived.

    He later ambushed Barrett’s team as they were searching the buliding he had arranged for them to find. He killed Agent Levin, wounded Agent Cade and struggled briefly with Agent Barrett until he managed to overpower her and place a gun to her throat

    I was watching Swan Song, Last night. I have come to appreciate Kerr Smith’s ability to protray a villian. He played the 333 killer on CSI New York, Brody on Charmed. However his villiany charm was wasted on the P2P arc! The writers did a horrible job on this one. I will admit i did shed a tear when Mike Franks died. That is the not the point.

    I am a bit cynical when it comes to crime dramas, procedurals. The fact that i usually know who does it before the second commercial is getting pretty boring. I was hoping this one serial killer would be a little more exciting. especially since he went under behavior modification. alright!

    I was waiting in anticipation for Ducky’s profile, what would make a man go bananas on NCIS? Apparently Cobbs was going after Gibbs because he felt a kinship with him. Gibbs was denied a promotion, EJ Barrett got it instead. What?! Thats it?! thats the M.O? He’s going after enlisted men because of their ranks?

    Epic Fail!

    I was thoroughly disgusted! Who the hell wrote this crap! It got worse! He baited the first NCIS victim by using a toy! A dancing monkey!

    A trained NCIS agent would lose his life to  investigate a dancing toy monkey?

    This is the handiwork of a serial killer? Trent Cord lost his eye because a serial killer liked to play with dancing toy monkeys?

    I was trying not to throw the remote at the tv, no use ending the mental torture there. i hate it when writers assume viewers are so gulliable that even we would fall for something so stupid! There’s a dancing monkey in a dark alley or dark room, it screams TRAP! not come INVESTIGATE ME!

    Cobbs goes after Barrett. Barrett falls for the same trick as the first NCIS victim. However Barrett knew about the Dancing monkey.

    Here we go, we viewers in gulliable land, watch as Barrett stare at the monkey for more than 30 seconds.

    Oh my god what is that?!

    ITS A FUCKING MONKEY! STOP STARING AT IT! 

     that distracted her for more than 30 seconds and Cobb got the jump on her! Jumps  thru a drywall! yep! I realise that would supposed to bring suspense and draw out time, however I am not stupid! the viewers are not stupid! would a person really stand there and look at a monkey and wonder how the eff get there? no they would get the eff out of dodge!

     thanks to the writers of NCIS i just want to applaud your brillance!

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  • AWESOME CSI MIAMI PARODY

    May 7, 2011
    CELEBRITY, Entertainment

     

    A great parody of CSi Miami!

    “frank” gets upset when “Horatio” thinks its an  a homicide instead of an unaccidental death.

    “you know what they say Frank.. the world turns…” oops no one liner for that one!

    “What the hell just happened?” – Frank. “Where are we? Im sure we arent in Miami! Im pretty sure we are in Vancouver!”

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  • 20 things

    May 7, 2011
    DAY TO DAY, Entertainment, LIFESTYLE

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  • TOPAMAX: THE WRONGFUL CLAIM TO DOCTORS’ STUPIDITY?

    May 6, 2011
    Health and wellness, News and politics

    Yesterday, i was watching this commercial. it was about Topamax. The medication i take for my epilepsy. It was one of the commericals for wrongful claims. It claimed it caused birth defects in babies. I almost choked on my food.

    Well no shit, sherlock. In fact, it specifically says what kind of defects it causes when the doctor prescribes it to a person. In fact when i was first prescribed it six years ago, the pamphlet i was given was quite clear on what i was to do and not to do with my medication. In fact i was told not to even considered having a pregnancy unless i tell my doctor first. Well duh, i am not a stupid person ok! i have a medical condition, i am not brain damaged!

    • no drug interaction, that includes- cough medicine, prescriptions, birth control, sudafed (especially sudafed) advil tylanol, without consulting a doctor! and alcohol(especially alcohol)
    • no vitamins or minerals without consulting a doctor. I am allergic to vitamins so i only take childrens.
    • absolutely no caffiene. ha ha but who listens to that! i drink pop. i dont drink coffee, but on occasion i drink ice coffee. which is worse than hot coffee. eek.
    • Drink plenty of water! my employer doesnt get why i have to drink so much water! my kidneys shut down if i dont! especially in the summer! increased body tempature requires more water!

    topamax also messes with the body core tempature. so one is screwed in the winter, and in the summer! it claims that it increases the body tempature. Right! In the summer time, one has hyperthermia, in the winter time one suffers hypothermia if one isnt careful!

    this i got from a RX site.

    Inform pregnant women and women of childbearing potential that use of TOP AM AX® during pregnancy can cause fetal harm, including an increased risk for cleft lip and/or cleft palate (oral clefts), which occur early in pregnancy before many women know they are pregnant. There may also be risks to the fetus from chronic metabolic acidosis with use of TOPAMAX® during pregnancy. When appropriate, prescribers should counsel pregnant women and women of childbearing potential about alternative therapeutic options. This is particularly important when TOPAMAX® use is considered for a condition not usually associated with permanent injury or death

    Patients should be encouraged to enroll in the North American Antiepileptic Drug (NAAED) Pregnancy Registry if they become pregnant. This registry is collecting information about the safety of antiepileptic drugs during pregnancy. To enroll, patients can call the toll free number 1-888-233-2334. Information about the North American Drug Pregnancy Registry can be found at http://www. massgeneral. org/aed/.

     wrongful claim is about doctors neglecting to tell their patients about the harmful affects it has on a fetus  i am all for it. Doctors are to busy pussyfooting about the bling bling…how much cheddar are they coming into it? It seems they dont care about the welfare of the patients anymore.

    Dont get me wrong, Topamax is great for me. I take 100mg 2x day. Compared to the Valaporic Acid 3x day i was taking. Valaporic acid was antidepressant, it muddled everything, i was crying everyday. when i started taking Topamax it was like a cloud lifted up, i could think clearer, i said what was on my mind. The doctors never ever told me anything, wouldnt tell me until i saw a specialist in Edmonton.

    i dont trust doctors, its scary thing when i tell them what is wrong with me and they agree with me instead trying to find the real cause of what is making me so sick!

    i was in the ER once, and the doctor on call just wrote me a prescription for pencillin, but didnt bother checking my medical file. I freaked out! I told him i was on Topamax. he looked at me and asked me what that was. He had to get a medical dictionary and find what i could take. I was so mad, i chewed him out. I was sick enough i didnt need to come back in a body bag. I had to go back anyway,because he didnt listen to my list of  symptoms he misadisgnosised my so called  stomach ach. it was a full blown allergic reaction to b12!

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  • THE REMAKE OF BUFFY THE MOVIE…The casting of Buffy is going to be a nightmare!

    May 3, 2011
    CELEBRITY, DAY TO DAY, Entertainment, LIFESTYLE

    *an epic musical montage of buffy! i loved this video!*

    I was watching TOUCHED Part one of the  Buffy the Vampire Slayer season seven series finale on my fifteen. My fave show in 15. oh that is not cool. I think i can watch season 7 over and over it is my fave.

    The thing is with the remake of the Buffy movie, how can one cast Buffy without having high expections? Sarah Michelle Gellar is Buffy. Sorry to say, that movie is screwed! The series finale made it impossible for the movie to happen. If anyone read season 8 (i dont recommend it because it flys in the face of everything that is Buffy!) then the movie is truely screwed!

    i think that the movie should be canned, and instead a ” spin off ” be created instead.Yeah I know there was a spin off.

    ANGEL. Angel was a pansy. Harmony was more of a vampire than Angel ever was. I must admit tho, season five was the best because Spike on it and Adult Connor was kicking ass.

    The spin off: Kennedy and Andrew. Kennedy is the only Potential that could have been better than Buffy and Faith. She has more discipline and more fighting skills than all of the other Potentials.

     

    With Andrew as her watcher…funniness ensues. The only downfall is that Alyson Hannigan wont be able to be on it. sad.

    Warner Bros. optioned the rights from original movie director Fran Rubel Kuzui and her husband, Kaz Kuzui. Vertigo producers Doug Davison and Roy Lee are officially partnering with Atlas Entertainment, co-founded by The Dark Knight Rises producer Charles Roven. huh? Really? No! the dude who produced Dark Knight? ugh. however he did produce Kicking & Screaming, and BulletProof Monk. that doesnt help his case!

    AND NOW I WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES!

    ….Thinking about who will be auditioning for the role of Buffy…..

    I just had the most horrible thought while i was blogging…what if Aimee Teegarden auditioned for Buffy. Ahhh no! she doesnt have any talent! the idea of her in a fight scene, and with Mr. Pointy (Buffy’s Stake) is too horrible to imagine.

    I dont know where this idea/nightmare came from: Hannah Montana! Miley Cyrus! . “I’m beyond tired. I’m beyond scared. I’m standing on the mouth of hell, and it’s going to swallow me whole. And it’ll choke on me. We’re not ready? They’re not ready. They think we’re gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I’m done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh, we’ll give ’em one. Anyone else who wants to run… do it now. Because we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on we won’t just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them and cut out their hearts one by one until the First shows itself for what it really is. And I’ll kill it myself. There’s only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil. And that’s us. Any questions?”  Buffy – season seven. I dont think Miley has the acting chops to even pull off that! i dont think she can get rid of that drawl of hers!
    vanessa hudgens was asked to play Buffy. thank god she turned it down! thank god! some other actresses who should not even bother auditioning. Emily browning. (sucker punch)ok any Disney Starlet! and definitely not Britt Robertson! or any other CW actress! please please do not let any Disney Starlet take the role of Buffy! ugh!

        Someone suggested Dianna Agron. Oh come on. She can barely act her way through Glee. She is pretty. if that is a talent than she nailed it!

         however the idea that Heather Morris as buffy. hmm interesting. Her dance background would be make it easier for the fight scenes. she is so adorable!

               ooh too bad Marnette Patterson wasnt younger! she was so awesome as Christy on Charmed! evil and badass! she would be perfect as Buffy.hmm i dont know how she would do in a fight.

          Oh how about Summer Glau? hmm interesting.

            going completely off the reservation..Adelaide kane. An 21 yrold  australian actress, who played Tenaya 7/15 on RPM and had a role on Secrets of the Mountains. it would be very interesting to see her play buffy!

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  • DAMN NBC/USA CHANNEL- I COULDNT WATCH CRIMINAL INTENT!

    May 2, 2011
    Entertainment

    Last night i was all excited about the return of Goren! I had the DVDR ready, i was checking the tv schedule, no LAW & ORDER CRIMINAL INTENT on any of the canadian channels. not on NBC. only on the USA channel.

    I go on the website. cool i will watch it on the USA channel. oh for the love of Pete! i cant watch it or any of the other shows  because it is not available in my location! I live in Canada! not some remote island in the South Pacific!

    it is the internet! i can get everything else! But i cant watch shows on hulu.

    I decide to watch CSI MIAMI. I find it tedious that in this season, every episode Delko and Wolfe are always running! like that is supposed to be so exciting! Run Delko! Run into a semi truck! I really dont like Delko!

    Surprise! Emily Proctor shows up in this episode! Egad! go away! She is another one i cant stand. she used to be cool, until the writers put Caleigh and Delko together. i think caleigh and delko should go away together. period.

    Instead of mentioning Natalia by her name, Caleigh mentions her by her last name. “i will get boa vista on it right away?” what? all of a sudden the two of them are no longer besties? give me a break!

    In the middle of solving the crime…i already did by this time… special report comes on. Oh come on! Osama Bin Laden is dead! i thought the network was pulling a hoax. that isnt even funny. Then i was thinking, wouldnt it be funny if someone was pulling a hoax on the white house. oh snap!

    oh so i guess he is really dead? yeah!

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  • CHAD. LOLLIPOP PUT AWAY WET!

    May 1, 2011
    DAY TO DAY, life, LIFESTYLE, love, NAUGHTY,SPICY EROTIC ONE SHOTS, DRABBLES AND FICTION, SEX

    I was feeling inspired….

    I lowered my head and reached out with my tongue, slowly swirling it around the head of Chad’s cock. I  pushed his cock up against his flat stomach so I could run my tongue up the underside of him, starting at the base and then slowly ran my tongue up. I did this several times, stopping each time to flick my tongue over the head. He grunted. I  then licked with the flat of my tongue up both sides of him and then across the top, his fingers in my hair.

    looking into Chad’s eyes, I wrapped one hand around the base of his cock. my lips around the head. I sucked gently as my tongue flicked over him in my mouth, sliding through the slit at the tip.

    “Oh fuck yeah,” he groaned.

    I began bobbing my head up and down as I slid his cock in and out of my mouth, taking more of his cock in with each stroke.  I couldn’t fit all of him in my mouth so my hand stroked up and down him keeping pace with my lips. I heard Chad moan as I moved faster on him, sucking hard.

    I gave his cock one last kiss and pulled away.

    I crawled on top of his rigid hard cock making sure to squeeze my dripping wet pussy all the way down to the base of his shaft. Chad moaned as he grabbed my ass squeezing it as he pumped up into me. my pussy juices dripping down and completely covering both him and myself. He smacked my ass and I then reached down to play with my erect clit. I played with  it while he held my hips and thrust hard up into me.

    It was too much, i could feel my orgasm coming. I begged for him to make me cum. Chad pounded into me, harder and faster. my pussy  clenching and unclenching around his cock like a velvet fist as i rode out my orgasm. I could feel him coming inside me, as he thrust three more time. i roll off him. content and sated.

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  • PRINCE WILLIAM & PRINCESS CATHERINE. THE DUKE AND DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE

    April 29, 2011
    Entertainment, News and politics

     

    http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video/great-shots-from-the-royal-wedding/8qmbihlq

    Who did not love the dress Kate wore? Wow! It was beautiful! Designed by Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen. The bodice was exquisite, heart shaped! 8 feet train. Her tiara was something “borrowed” from the Queen’s tiara collection.

    She appeared so serene walking down the aisle. She was stunning!

    The wedding party’s hats were designed by philip treacy, at the request of Kate. However i didnt like Beatrice’s hat. Ew! it did nothing to flatter her outfit.

    He also designed Posh’s hat. Omg the Beckhams  wow looked great. Especially David, yummy! Posh was in a navy blue dress from her collection. David was in top hat and tails from Ralph Lauren

    Carol Middleton- Kate’s mother- was in an outfit designed by jane corbet. a soft dove blue. I loved that outfit.

    The Queen wore yellow. of course lummoxes like Joy Behar and View (the exception of Barbara Walters) wouldnt understand the signifinice of the Queen wearing yellow to Prince William and Kate. It means joy and acceptance. She accepts Kate. she has never wore yellow at any of her sons’ weddings. She wore aqua to Prince Charles & Di’s wedding. She did not attend Charles & Camilla’s wedding. she did not show favor to sarah ferguson either.

    perhaps before they open their mouth and blurt out ridiculous comments like “who wears yellow to a wedding anyway” and “she looks like a bumble bee” maybe they should realise they are walking disasters themselves.

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  • CSI’S TWO MENTIONABLE SERIAL KILLERS…only two? ha ha

    April 28, 2011
    Entertainment, JUSTICE

     

    Found on csi wiki.

    Nate Haskell

     

     
    Minor Character: Las Vegas
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    Name Nathan “Nate” Haskell
    Gender Male
    Family Unnamed father (mentioned only)
    Unnamed mother (mentioned only)
    City Las Vegas
    Occupation Serial killer
    Status Escaped
    Portrayed By Bill Irwin
    First Appearance 19 Down

    “You have to give them hope. If you bring a human being to the brink of death, and then you offer a chance, no matter how small a chance, to survive, they’ll grab it. And they’ll thank you for it. And then, you can do whatever you want. And believe me, I did.”

    Nathan “Nate” Haskell, aka “The Dick & Jane Killer” (sometimes acronymed “DJK”), is a serial killer who has appeared in seasons 9, 10 and 11 of CSI: Las Vegas

    HistoryEdit History section

    During Langston’s lecture in 19 Down, Haskell claims to have been physically abused by his alcoholic father every day when he was a child. He only has vague memories of his mother, if she was ever around. It was revealed in Targets of Obsession that Nate carries the MAO-A gene, a gene which, according to some studies, causes a predisposition towards violence. Exactly how long he has known about it is currently unknown to everyone except himself. His first animal kill was a cat, which he killed when he was nine years old. In the mid-1990s, he became a serial killer. He became known as “The Dick & Jane Killer” because he targeted couples. None of the female victims were ever found and Haskell later refused to discuss them. He killed a total of at least 14 people in Nevada, Arizona and California (the first couple, the Steiners, was never found). Even though he never held down a single job or filed a tax return during this time, he could still afford the occasional restaurant visit, earning money by donating blood and semen or taking part in psychological studies. During a restaurant visit, he had a chance encounter with future serial killer Charlie DiMasa. In Reno, he stopped at a sobreity checkpoint. That stroke of luck allowed the authorities to charge him; inside the car, they found blood belonging to a victim, under his fingernails they found DNA from another, a potential murder weapon was found and a witness was able to place him with another one of the victims. When the case went to trial, Haskell initially denied any guilt, but changed his mind and confessed. He was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole and incarcerated in Ely, Nevada. While there, he appears to have gained a kind of cult following (he claims to have “students” everywhere) and was even proposed to a couple of times.

    In Meat Jekyll, Haskell is brought to the Las Vegas crime lab after claiming to know Dr. Jekyll’s identity. After the case is concluded, he stabs Ray in the back with a shiv made out of his broken glasses. When guards hear it, Haskell is shocked by his electric restraints and beaten. After a brief stay in a hospital, he is taken back to Ely. He reappears in Targets of Obsession, when he is taken to court to be charged with attempting to kill Ray. Several of his female “fans” are present. After being convicted, he switches his inmate badge for that of a minimum security inmate and gets into a transport van in his place. On the road, it is sabotaged by two of his female fans, who kill the guards. After one of the women kills the other, she drives away with Haskell.

    Modus OperandiEdit Modus Operandi section

    Haskell targeted couples. He would kill the males by strangling them, drugging them beforehand to incapacitate them, take the female victims to a hidden room in which he would hold them captive and torture them for long periods of time. At one point during these periods, he would pretend to give them a chance to come out of it alive as a way to exercise power and control over them. While the male bodies were left behind in various remote locations, the female victims were buried under the floor in the torture chamber, likely as a way for him to relive the murders. His calling card was to stab the male victims’ bodies post-mortem, once for each couple of victims; once in the first, twice in the second, three times in the third, and so forth.

    PathologyEdit Pathology section

    Haskell appears to be a sadistic psychopath, incapable of feeling remorse or guilt. He defines the greatest fun as being taking something away from someone, which can be seen in the way he kills; he separates the men and women from each other, kills the man to take him from the woman and pretends to give her a chance to live only to take it away shortly afterwards.

    Known VictimsEdit Known Victims section

    • 1997: Joel Steiner and Tiffany Cohen (the first victims)
    • 12 unnamed people
    • 2010: Raymond Langston (attempted, stabbed with a shiv)
    The Miniature Killer.jpg
    Name Natalie Davis
    Gender Female
    Family Christopher Davis
    Chloe Davis
    City Las Vegas
    Status Alive
    Portrayed By Jessica Collins
    First Appearance Living Doll

    Natalie Davis (a.k.a. “The Miniature Killer”) is a serial killer who surfaced in the seventh season of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

    The Miniature Killer was the main subject of the seventh season, first appearing in the premiere of the seventh season, and finally being identified in the season finale. She also made a reappearance in an episode of season 9.

    Modus OperandiEdit Modus Operandi section

    The Miniature Killer’s victims were killed in widely different manners, including bludgeoning, poisoning, and electrocution. She typically used their habits and routines as windows of opportunity. Why she chose to kill each victim in the manner that she did is as yet unknown, however later on it appears that she has a psychosis regarding bleach, and most of the victims were people who had employed her as a cleaning lady where she would eventually come into contact with bleach, leading to her killing someone. Some of those killed may also have had a connection with her foster father.

    The key signature of the Miniature Killer’s crimes is the incredibly accurate scale models that are built to reflect each crime scene. Each model is either left at the murder site, or delivered to someone involved in the case. Every detail is thought out, and to make the models as authentic as possible, the killer even went so far as to add the victim’s blood to one of the models of the victim.

    When examining the individual models further, Grissom always found a picture of a bloodied doll. Each photo was hidden among the rest of the miniature. The doll is a representation of the doll that her father, a famous ventriloquist, made in the image of Natalie’s biological sister, Chloe, whom Natalie killed when the two were children.

    In the episode “Lab Rats”, David Hodges notices that each miniature had an item that had something to do with bleach, ranging from barrels or vases containing bleach, to coupons for bleach. The reason behind this is Natalie’s witnessing of her father cleaning Chloe’s blood up with bleach after Chloe’s death, which gave Natalie a psychosis that causes her to have murderous thoughts whenever she sees or smells bleach.

    The majority of her victims were apparently people who employed her services as a cleaning lady (paying her in cash so that no records of her employment existed), and several of them also had some form of connection to her foster father, Ernie Dell, a model train enthusiast who helped her build her first three miniatures (not knowing what they were being used for).

    In her most recent appearance, she made a miniature of herself being hung. If she does commit suicide this way, all of her murders spell the word BLEACH: Blunt force trauma, Liquid nicotine, Electrocution, Asphyxiation, Crushing (carbon monoxide poisoning originally intended), and Hanging.

    Known VictimsEdit Known Victims section

    Chloe DavisEdit Chloe Davis section

    Chloe, Natalie’s sister, was killed by her when they were young. During a neighborhood party, they were playing together in a treehouse. According to flashbacks, Natalie became jealous of the attention Chloe received from their father. She then pushed her from the treehouse, killing her. It was presumably this that inspired her to take up miniature building later, as her point of view of her sister’s dead body from the treehouse was not unlike that of a miniature model.

    Izzy DeLanceyEdit Izzy DeLancey section

    Izzy DeLancey was a retired, washed-up rock-star who employed Natalie as a cleaning lady sometime before his death by her hands. She struck him on the head from behind with a marble rolling pin while he was having a meal. Having the miniature model with her, Natalie then sampled some of Izzy’s blood and matched the blood pool. As she had not yet become a serial killer, it was believed to be a common murder. Suspects included his wife, ex-wife, nanny and son, but all were exonerated.

    Penny GardenEdit Penny Garden section

    Penny Garden was a terminally cancer-ill, retired cocktail waitress. Her connection to Natalie is never revealed, and it is mentioned that she had her nephew clean her house sometimes. Natalie poisoned her favorite liquor with liquid nicotine, intending to have her die of poisoning. However, as a result of the violent seizures that liquid nicotine causes when ingested, Penny Gardens went through one of her windows and had her throat almost completely impaled by the broken glass, dying of exsanguination. Because of this, Natalie brought the miniature back with her, altered it to match the crime scene and had Ernie Dell deliver it to the house, where Penny Garden’s nephew later found it.

    Raymundo SuarezEdit Raymundo Suarez section

    Raymundo Suarez worked at the same Mannleigh Chicken processing plant as Ernie Dell and, by her account, frequently flirted with Natalie whenever she came there. She killed him by knocking him unconscious, placing him in the factory stun bath and activating it, electrocuting him. Since Ernie was a model train enthusiast, he became a suspect for the Miniature killings, but was able to counter the evidence against him (he had aided Natalie in making the first two miniatures, unaware of their purpose). He later confronted her about it in private. She admitted to the murders, but didn’t elaborate on why she killed DeLancey and Garden and promised not to kill again. Ernie then confessed to the murders through an email and webcam video to Grissom in order to protect her, killing himself to put the investigation to an end.

    Barbara Tallman/Officer KamenEdit Barbara Tallman/Officer Kamen section

    Dr. Barbara Tallman was a former psychiatrist who once did pro bono work at a psychiatric institution where Ernie Dell’s biological son, Lionel, had been treated. Her link to Natalie is not specified, but it can be presumed that she also treated Natalie at some point. As a result of Ernie’s suicide, Natalie became focused on Grissom, adding a newspaper with the date of the murder onto the miniature. It made it appear as though Tallman was to be killed by being smothered with a pillow during her afternoon nap, while, in actuality, Natalie had planted a time device filled with charcoal above her fireplace, releasing carbon monoxide into the air. As the CSI team had found Tallman before the murder could be performed, they replaced her with a lookalike, Officer Kamen.During the stakeout of the apartment, Natalie’s trap went off, killing Officer Kamen by carbon monoxide poisoning. Tallman was later killed by her brother as a kind of assisted suicide, as she had grown tired of living with her Parkinson’s disease, having him place the blame on the Miniature Killer.

    Sara SidleEdit Sara Sidle section

    As part of a vendetta against Grissom, Natalie abducted Sara when she left the strip mall she ate at a few times a week. She tasered her, placed her in her car and drove her out to the Nevada desert and placed her in a pit under a damaged car. She installed a small, battery-powered engine in the miniature and connected it to the Sara doll’s arm, having it move as if reaching out for help. This first gave the impression that Sara was to be crushed to death. Later, however, when Grissom saw a weather forecast predicting heavy rain, he poured some water over the miniature, disabling the engine, indicating that Natalie was going to kill Sara by having the rain drown her under the car. Sara made it out of the pit and was later saved in the desert.

    HerselfEdit Herself section

    It was suggested in Natalie’s appearance in Season 9 that she was planning to kill herself, but it has not yet been verified if she went ahead with it. After her arrest, she was treated for her psychosis with drugs and worked at the institution laundry room, coming into contact with bleach daily as a way to diminish its power over her. Since she had been cured, there were plans to have her transferred to a real prison. Grissom later found a miniature doll carved out of a bar of soap under the floor of Natalie’s cell, depicting her being hanged

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