I know things have to be the way they are
yet my heart longs for more
Im thinking of you
Wonder where you are tonight
I wish that I could hold you tight
im selfish for wanting you so much
I think about you constantly,
whether it’s with
my mind or my heart.
i love Dean Winters in those AllState commercials.
RECALCULATING!
I think my next job should be the voice on GPS! awesome! oh dear did i do that!
DONT ASK TO PLAY IF YOU CANT HANDLE THE GAME!
Treesa and i were playing our game this morning. for days Keegan has been trying to figure the gist of the game. how it is played. what it entails. what the corralation between the two words Treesa and i would just say. For instance. I would say, “effiel Tower.” then she would say, “tractor.”
He couldnt figure it out. Keegan would beg and beg for us to tell him how to play the game. Treesa warned him he wouldnt be to handle it. She told him to ask me. I said no, he wouldnt be handle it. Oh but Keegan wouldnt leave it alone. So i said finally, “Alright, Keegan are you sure you want to know?”
Keegan is like yes i do. I walk into the kitchen, and i just as i am about to tell him he walks away. “Keegan!” he looks at me. Treesa laughs.
“She was going to tell you our game!” she said.
Keegan got all excited. “oh! oh yes! im ready, im ready to know.” I lean over to whisper.
“We guess how many things or what to stuff up a woman’s vagina.”
At first Keegan couldnt believe what i just said. Oh the horror on his face. He physically recoiled, “No! No!” he cried. “You are kidding!” he covers his face.
Treesa and I burst out laughing. “Why!” he is just horrified. “You said mount everest and rushmore! no! no!” he is shaking his head. he just couldnt get over the horror.
All morning Treesa and i bugging Keegan. “Keegan?” he would look at us. Then one of us would say some object. And the guy would just turn green.
“Keegan.” treesa said. I started laughing. Keegan is on grill. He didnt hear us. “Keegan” i said. He looks up. “Keegan.” Realisation dawned. He turned so bright red. yeah.
Then i said to treesa, “You know who.” oh treesa almost barfed. “Keegan?” i said to him.
“No,” he said. “I dont want to play your game anymore. I didnt know your game was so bad. no.”
I went over to him. “You know who.” oh he got so green, he recoiled physically. “aw poor keegan, do you need a hug?” i said. He let me hug him. poor guy.
THIS IS ABOUT TO GET WEIRD:
I was hugging Leah because i havent seen her in a day or two. Over the headset Ned says, “Oh lesbians!”
I started to laugh. “Leah, Ned says we are lesbians.” i said to Leah. Leah laughs. Cathy looks at me.
“Ooh Lesbians? Thats why she is always touching me in First.” Cathy says. I am laughing.
“Ohlala Cathy. Shake that ass for me. Shake that thang for me.” i said. Cathy shakes her head. I have to take an order i come back and i am talking to Leah. Ned glares at us. “Damn girls always in my way.”
“Look Ned we are being Lesbians.” i said over the headset.
“If you are being lesbians. I want to watch.” he said. I started to laugh.
oh fun times.
I was watching Deranged on ID, it was a little morbid for breakfast but it was way better than sports.
Fun interesting fact: In 1966 Charles Whitman was a student at University of Texas. A former marine, he killed 16 people wounded 32. he killed 3 inside the UofT’s tower and from the 29th floor killed 10 more.
From 500 yards, Whitman took out a electrician who was hiding behind a group of reporters. 500 yards! my jaw dropped. holy shit! he then took out a cop who was hiding behind two columns, only separated by a mere foot.
wow that is having a bad day!
I slept in, i didnt want to wake up. I look outside, wow. snow past the balconey! shit! good thing i dont have to shovel! that would take forever! The city was basically shut down. i shouldnt even gone to work, but i got a ride. sucks. I got to work. I look at the football field.
Really? First? Again. oh well. slacking! Mikey comes in, oh well he looked like he got just got up. ha no! he is just going home. poor dude.
On friday i got in trouble by ned and zack for having a fit for having Loudmouth in First. Ned told me, that accusing LoudMouth of talking too much is calling the kettle black. ooh he was lucky i was letting that one go. Zack got mad. “Havent you noticed that in the last couple of weeks he has been quiet?”
yeah, but that doesnt change anything as soon as he gets up there with me he will be chatty cathy. it was like i had to draw a picture. maybe the managers should go on orders and see how that works out. until then maybe they should listen when i explain something. no i was stuck with Loud mouth.
He gets up there, and because it was so cold, i explained to him nicely of course that he would have to close the window after every order. LoudMouth starts to argue with me. I had to take a deep breath. “It gets cold in here please just do as i ask.” i said. oh no he is still beaking me off.
“Just close the window,” I snapped. i reached around him and closed it myself.
“Oh rebecca why you like that?” Loudmouth whined.
Oh now i was pissed. “Because your always questioning me! Next time when i ask you nicely, just do it!” i snapped. Fuck how hard is that?
Then this morning i am in the middle of order, and i am trying to get to First, and Loudmouth is bent over getting a bartowel. ‘Excuse me please.”
Nope wouldnt move. Are you kidding me? I stared at him in disbelief. “Excuse me!” i said more forcefully. he wouldnt move. i almost pushed him out of the way. He said something rude. “Get out of my way!” i snapped. now i pushed him. fuck im in hurry!
Zack puts me on break with Loudmouth! grrr! yep i go downstairs and its on sports. the only channel he understands. its either on teletoon retro. or sports. Really? what are we? five? i should block those channels.
After my break, he starts on me. “Oh rebecca your lotion gave me allergy.”
I give him my vague look. hoping he would get the hint. I dont care.
he is still talking. Dude, shut up! i dont want to hear you! Finally, i snap. “No one forced you to use the lotion. In fact i told you i didnt want you using it. so i dont care if you had an allergic reaction.” i walked on. he is still talking. “Shut up.”
Im such a bitch!
Over lunch, it was going ok. Until this chick pulls up. “Make sure my burgers are how i ordered them!” she snapped. “Plain with mac sauce.”
“Yeah. whatever.” i said. like i am going to. i am up in first. nothing i can do about it. tell second. you just pissed me off. so i am not going to do anything. talk to a service person like that and no one will help you.
so much for my calm zen like awesomeness today. oh well.
it will be tomorrow anyway. hopefully.
i am listening to WITH YOU Chris brown… oh yeah its getting better. i love chris brown. rihanna who? exactly. thats bad.
What is it about studios and networks who love to revamp old shows. sometimes it works. sometimes it doesnt.
Take for instance. GI Joe and Transformers.
15 transformers tv series. 2 of which i dont even recall seeing. probably because i was a kid. Who would want to recall something titled TRANSFORMERS HEADMASTERS? or MEGAFORCE? not me. lol
Six GI Joe tv series. Sigma Six being my favorite. I have the first two seasons. Yeah! I love Duke! however i loved Flint and lady jaye! oh and Snake-eyes!
Imagine my grr when i found out i missed the pilot for the two shows on teletoon last weekend. What the hell is with teletoon? Teletoon has every commercial about stupid drama island but not their not two new shows? what the hell? i dont care about drama island! lol ok i do. i love that show.
so did a little research. not even wiki had anything on GI Joe Renegedes! why Wiki?! how could Wiki fail me! so i had to go to ASK.com
yuck.
GI JOE: RENEGADES ~
A group of young G.I.s are forced to become fugitives after a spy mission goes horribly wrong. Now branded as renegades by the media for crimes they didn’t commit, they’re forced to fight. Pursued by the authorities, Cobra mercenaries, and the Falcons, they must use all their skills to prove their innocence and to expose the true face of Cobra Industries and its mysterious leader Adam DeCobray.
According to the recent “Hub Exclusive” TV broadcast, promoting this series and the Transformers Prime, homages to The A-Team movie are used in the background of this incarnation of the characters. Most notable is that Roadblock is stated to parallel to B.A. Baracus in size and mechanical aptitude, and Flint is formally an actual officer (First Lieutenant in Army Intelligence) rather than a warrant officer and is specifically used as the officer assigned to arrest the “Renegades”, akin to Colonel Lynch of the A-Team series. Also Lady Jaye is sympathetic to her long time friend Duke and provides covert support to the him and the Renegades as was Captain Charissa Sosa in the A-Team film and AAA in the 1980s TV series.
Opening
After two episodes, the series intro is narrated by David Kaye:
“Accused of a crime they didn’t commit, a ragtag band of fugitives fights a covert battle to clear their names and expose the insidious enemy that is… Cobra.
Some call them outlaws.
Some call them heroes.
But these determined men and women think themselves only as ‘Ordinary Joes.’
And this is their story.”
Characters
G.I. Joe
Duke (voiced by Jason Marsden) – The G.I. Joe squad leader is always ready for action with his Plasma Pulse Pistol. But this former high school football hero never jumps into a fight without thinking. Sergeant Conrad Hauser, or Duke, as his friends call him, is okay with bending the rules when he has to, but he’ll always do the right thing. Duke helps out anyone who needs it, but his first job is to look out for his squad.
Snake Eyes – His name’s unknown to the Joes, but he was given the name “Hebi no me” (“Snake Eyes”) by his sensei, Hard Master, because he possesses the “steely gaze of a serpent”. After getting his throat punctured, he doesn’t talk, but he doesn’t need to. Snake Eyes says it all with his ninja sword and Plasma Pulse Uzi. Trained by the Arashikage clan, this masked mercenary used to show up just for special missions whenever his apprentice Scarlett called. She can “translate” what he’s thinking. He’s not used to teamwork, but now that he’s joined G.I. Joe, his sense of honor won’t let him walk away.
Scarlett (voiced by Natalia Cigliuti) – Because of her hair color, the Joes calls her “Red” for short. Lieutenant Shana “Scarlett” O’Hara is an intelligence agent who went undercover to dig up the truth about COBRA. Scarlett is a whiz with computers and she’s a mean shot with her High Tech Plasma Pulse Crossbow. Not only was she trained in Ninjitsu by Snake Eyes himself, Scarlett has a special link to the Silent Master which also comes in handy.
Roadblock (voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson) – If roadkill’s on the menu, Roadblock must be cooking. Corporal Marvin Hinton is the team’s gourmet chef. He’s also a great mechanic and the heavy weapons guy (you can tell by his big Plasma Pulse Machine Gun). Don’t let his size fool you, Roadblock is a gentle giant and a cheerful loudmouth who loves singing along to the heavy metal in his headphones, but he’s totally serious when it comes to getting the Joes out of danger.
Ripcord (voiced by Khary Payton) – This extreme-sports daredevil isn’t afraid to do anything, and he’s always got a joke to tell…usually a bad one. Private Wallace Weems is a rookie looking to prove himself, and he’s always ready for combat with his Plasma Pulse Sub-Machine Gun. Maybe if his jokes were as good as his battle skills, he wouldn’t bug Tunnel Rat so much. Rip Cord was killed in an explosion in “The Descent” Pt. 1.
Tunnel Rat (voiced by Matthew Yang King) – Smell something stinky? It’s probably Tunnel Rat. Private First Class Nicky Lee is an offbeat medic who grew up exploring Brooklyn’s subway and sewer tunnels, and he’s still totally at home in dark, gross places. Tunnel Rat knows more than anyone about dirt, worms, bugs, and whatever else is underground, as well as what plants to eat to make you feel better. He’s got a major attitude problem with his sarcasm, but he’s a funny guy…seriously!
Breaker (voiced by Greg Ellis) – Alvin Kibbey is a college student who used to work for SSS Mart (which is owned by Cobra Industries) until he was fired upon being accused of stealing one of their scanners (which he secretly did after that). Alvin ends up starting an Anti-Cobra blog under the alias of the “Coyote”. G.I. Joe ends up stumbling upon a plot to dispose of him when they managed to discover that a package to him had a detonator. When they find Alvin, he recognizes Scarlett by her blog screen name. Alvin explains that the scanner he stole contains the info on any illegal weapon sellings that SSS Mart has been doing. G.I. Joe ends up protecting him when Baroness sends Major Blood to assassinate him. Even though Major Bludd threw his knife at Alvin’s backpack, it ended up destroying the scanner. When G.I. Joe fled, Alvin managed to rewire the detonator that was meant for him which blew up the warehouse costing Major Bludd his left eye. Seeing as Cobra thinks he’s dead, Alvin joins up with G.I. Joe under the codename “Breaker”. In the episode “Return of the Arashikage” Pt. 1, it appears that Breaker has been placed in a hidden location by G.I. Joe in order to find any other evidence that would expose the illegal activities of Cobra Industries.
Falcons
The Falcons are a group of military officers sent by General Abernathy to bring in the G.I. Joe team.
Flint (voiced by Johnny Messner) – The highly decorated leader of military task force “The Falcons” is in charge of catching the G.I. Joes. First Lieutenant Dashiell Faireborn, has been locking horns with Duke since high school, and that’s one of the many reasons why he’s tracking Duke now. Flint might seem cocky, but he’s a decent guy, even if he doesn’t believe COBRA is evil and is all about bringing in Duke’s team. His history with Duke started when he was on the opposing football team and prevented Duke from scoring a touchdown and inadvertently breaking his leg – costing him college scholarships. Upon encountering Duke later, Flint got him enrolled in the army.
Lady Jaye (voiced by Nika Futterman) – She’s tough, scrappy, and “one of the guys.” So when they call Sergeant Alison Hart-Burnett “Lady Jaye,” it’s almost a joke. She’s supposed to be working to bring in the Joes, but Lady Jaye owes Duke after he saved her life when her helicopter crashed during a mission to stop a weapons trade held by M.A.R.S. Industries. So she secretly feeds his team intel to keep them out of Flint’s reach and also helps them with their battle against COBRA.
Cobra Industries
Cobra Commander (voiced by Charlie Adler) – This businessman may be the friendly face of COBRA Industries, but Adam DeCOBRAy is not what he seems. In fact, the head of COBRA doesn’t even exist…except on video. DeCOBRAy is the public image of the shadowy COBRA Commander, a mysterious masked man who plans to take over the world and believes mankind is doomed. He doesn’t look like much, but this man is scary and quite powerful.
Destro (voiced by Clancy Brown) – He learned the hard way not to go up against COBRA. Arms dealer James McCullen started M.A.R.S. Industries to compete with COBRA….until COBRA took it over by force. COBRA Commander makes Destro wear a metal mask that he can never remove. The Commander also uses Destro’s tech skills and weapon designs to keep COBRA strong. Now Destro’s just itching for revenge.
Baroness (voiced by Tatyana Yassukovich) – The woman behind COBRA Industries’ friendly public face is really a cruel cover-up artist in charge of hiding COBRA’s true goal of world domination. Anastasia Cisarovna is also a femme fatale and a corporate saboteur. She’ll stop at nothing to silence witnesses and tie up dangerous loose ends.
Doctor Mindbender (voiced by Charlie Schlatter) – He’s the young mad genius in charge of COBRA’s secret Bio Viper program. Dr. Brian Bender is crazy—as in completely nuts—about genetics, mutation, and cloning. So what if his experiments are totally dangerous…and super illegal? He’s got attitude to spare and weapons of mass destruction to create.
Storm Shadow (voiced by Andrew Kishino) – Tomisaburo Aarshikage once trained with Snake Eyes under his uncle the Hard Master (the head of the Arashikage clan). But when their sensei was murdered, Tomisaburo blamed Snake Eyes and swore to get revenge. When he is informed about the G.I. Joe team that Snake Eyes is a part of making the news, Storm Shadow trails them to Snake Eyes’ hidden dojo and captures Jinx upon taking down the G.I. Joe team. Though he manages to defeat Snake Eyes (but didn’t kill him) and persuade Jinx to follow in the Hard Master’s footsteps, Storm Shadow started going after the G.I. Joe team in order to finish the job. He fought Snake Eyes on a military train and ended up assisting Baroness in retrieving a console that would expose Cobra Industries. Later on, Baroness encountered Storm Shadow inside Cobra Industries as Storm Shadow forms an allegiance with Baroness and Cobra Industries.
Major Bludd (voiced by André Sogliuzzo) – Major Sebastian Bludd is a mercenary hired by the Baroness to eliminate ex-Cobra Industeries employee turned Anti-Cobra internet blogger Alvin Kibbey when a mail bomb plot (meant for Kibbey) is foiled by the Renegades. In his first encounter with the Joes, Major Bludd locates his target, but Kibbey is saved by the Renegades. Major Bludd tracks them to a SSS mart warehouse (part of Cobra illegal weapons business) and manages to hit Kibbey with a knife seemingly killing him. Fortunately, the knife hits Kibbey’s backpack and not him, but it hit the stole Cobra scanner it contained. Major Bludd is caught in the warehouse explosion caused by Kibbey’s rewired mail bomb when he returned the bomb back to its sender. But he survives and reports to Baroness that he has elminated his target. As he holds his injured left eye, Major Bludd tells Baroness that he will do any job to take on the Renegades for free (as he blames them for his new injury).
Scrap-Iron (voiced by Phil LaMarr) – Scrap-Iron is a scientist at M.A.R.S. Industries who captured people from the streets in order to brainwash them and test their new exo-armors and power their rage. He did this on behalf of Destro while posing as a preacher offering veterans coffee. Tunnel Rat became one of the victims. Soon, Roadblock ended up captured when he found Scrap-Iron and subjected to the same experiment that Tunnel Rat and the other people befell. When G.I. Joe arrived and disabled the controls on the exo-armor, Roadblock lunged towards Destro and Scrap-Iron as they get into their helicopter. Though Roadblock managed to deflect the missile back at the helicopter injuring part of Scrap-Iron’s head.
Dreadnoks – The Dreadnoks are a biker gang that are allied with Cobra.
Zartan (voiced by Brian Bloom) – Zartan is the leader of the Dreadnoks. He and his Dreadnoks terrorized a town in Kansas for their protection money even putting fear in the local Sheriff Terry. Zartan managed to capture a local waitress named Wendy causing Snake-Eyes to go after her. The other G.I. Joe members had to teach the town to stand up to Zartan and the Dreadnoks. When the Dreadnoks presented the captured Snake-Eyes, Zartan ends up fighting the Joes when the Dreadnoks attack. When Zartan takes Wendy captive, he ends up tackled by Sheriff Terry who manages to defeat Zartan and arrest him. He becomes a valuable asset to Cobra Industries when he becomes the only person to wear an experimental “chameleon tech” suit that enables him to mimic the voice, appearance, and mannerism of anyone he comes in contact with.
Buzzer (voiced by Charlie Adler) – Member of the Dreadnoks.
Monkeywrench (voiced by Charlie Adler) – Member of the Dreadnoks.
Ripper (voiced by Jason Marsden) – Member of the Dreadnoks.
Road Pig (voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson) – Member of the Dreadnoks.
Torch (voiced by Matthew Yang King) – Member of the Dreadnoks.
Tomax and Xamot – Tomax and Xamot are identical twins with fantastical abilities in hypnotic persuasion and mind-control. They began as crooked cult leaders who harnessed their powers to “fleece” believers with one of them being Doctor Mindbender. Despite being enslaved by Cobra Industries, the Twins plan to enhance their natural abilities and unleash their wrath upon the world. The key to their success lies in their connection to one another, a telepathic force so strong that if one twin is struck, the other feels every bit of pain.
Bio Viper – The Bio Vipers are liquidated monsters created by Doctor Mindbender from experimented plants. After Doctor Mindbender’s lab was blown up, one Bio Viper managed to survive and make its way to a farm town. The Bio-Vipers show weaknesses to explosions and weed killer.
Other characters
General Clayton Abernathy (voiced by Lee Majors) – Don’t think he’s weak because he walks with a cane. General Clayton Abernathy is tough as nails. He doesn’t totally trust COBRA and feels something is wrong. When he got a call from Scarlett about what she learned, General Abernathy tells her that her team made the front news. When Duke claims they were set up, General Abernathy tells them to turn themselves in because unless they have proof of their innocence, he can’t help them. General Abernathy then appointed Flint to lead a team of military officers to bring Duke in.
Jinx (voiced by Kim Mai Guest) – Kimi Arashikage is the daughter of Hard Master (the leader of the Arashikage ninja clan) and cousin of Tomisaburo Arashikage (the ninja known as Storm Shadow). After the death of her father, Kimi and Snake Eyes left the clan and relocated to a cabin in the mountains. As Snake Eyes’ first apperentice in ninjistu, she calls herself “Jinx”[2] because she seems to bring only bad luck to those around her. When Storm Shadow tracks Snake Eyes to his hidden doji, he managed to make off with Jinx. Later on, after being convinced by Storm Shadow that Snake Eyes did in reality kill her father the Hard Master, Jinx (now called Kimi) joins her cousin (in reality Snake Eyes was attempting to save the Hard Master who had been poisoned by an unknown party just as he was about to hand over control of the Arashikage to Snake Eyes). While Storm Shadow goes after G.I. Joe, Kimi goes back to Japan to lead the Arashikage in his place. Before heading back, she found the same throat poker that Snake Eyes tried to use to save Hard Master (until Storm Shadow’s interference) and squeezes it in her hands.
Stalker (voiced by Andrew Kishino) – Stalker appeared in a flashback in “Homecoming” Pt. 2 where he was among the soldiers trying to stop a weapons trade held by M.A.R.S. Industries.
Tripwire (voiced by Andrew Kishino) – Tripwire appeared in a flashback in “Homecoming” Pt. 2 where he accidentally stepped on a pressure-activated landmine and was saved by Duke.
Steeler (voiced by Eddie Mata) – He appeared as one of the war veterans that fell victim to the experiments conducted by Destro and Scrap-Iron in the episode “Rage.” After Destro and Scrap-Iron are defeated, Steeler thanks the G.I. Joes for their good deeds and vows to help them when they need him.
Doc (voiced by Phil LaMarr) – Dr. Greer first appeared in the episode “Rage”, trying to treat the victims of Destro and Scrap-Iron’s experiments. Initially suspicious of them due to Tunnel Rat (one of the victims) being checked in under “Unknown”, Dr. Greer helped the Joes escape from Flint after they helped cure the victims.
Episodes
Main article: List of G.I. Joe: Renegades episodes
Cast
Charlie Adler – Cobra Commander, Buzzer, Monkeywrench, Jumpmaster (ep. 1) Cobra Trooper #1 (ep. 1)
Michael Bell – Max Hauser (ep. 6)[3]
Brian Bloom – Zartan
Clancy Brown – Destro, Truman (ep. 8)
Natalia Cigliuti – Scarlett
Danny Cooksey – Snake Eyes
Greg Ellis – Breaker, Cobra Ops Supervisor (ep. 3)
Nika Futterman – Lady Jaye, Female Reporter (ep. 1, 7)
Kim Mai Guest – Jinx
David Kaye – Main Title Narrator
Matthew Yang King – Tunnel Rat, Torch, Cobra Trooper #3 (ep. 1)
Andrew Kishino – Storm Shadow, Stalker, Private Tormod Skoog
Phil LaMarr – Scrap-Iron, Doc
Lee Majors – General Abernathy
Jason Marsden – Duke,[3], Ripper, Trooper #2 (ep. 1), Mitchell (ep. 2)
Eddie Mata – Steeler
Scott Menville – Vince Hauser (ep. 6)
Jim Meskimen – Norton (ep. 2), News Reporter (ep. 2), SWAT MP (ep. 2)
Johnny Messner – Flint
Khary Payton – Ripcord (ep. 1), Lead Cobra Trooper (ep. 1)
Kevin Michael Richardson – Roadblock, Road Pig, Major Hidalgo (ep. 1), Cobra Security Trooper (ep. 1), Computer Voice (ep. 3)
Charlie Schlatter – Doctor Mindbender, Security Chief (ep. 1)
André Sogliuzzo – Major Bludd, Store Manager (ep. 3)
B.J. Ward – Connie Hauser (ep. 6)[3]
Tatyana Yassukovich – Baroness, Receptionist (ep. 1)
Keone Young – Hard Master (ep. 4, 5), Arata (ep. 4)
Yeah Jinx in this series i love Jinx!
This series as well as Transformers has surprising amount of celebrities in it. Brian bloom. One would have to be dead or living under a rock if one didnt know who he was. He was the original Dusty Sullivan on ATWT.His eyes. hmm he was such teen idol in his day. he also was on numerous series.
Jason Marsden was on Step by Step as Ritchie. yeh love Jason Marsden. He is an excellent voice character. he does alot of it. Clancy Brown is often cast as villian, his recent was lex luthor in an animated superman movie. I still remember him from the tv series Christy. he is awesome. natalia Cigliuti was on Saved by the Bell the New Class and on All my Children. Lee Majors. oh come on. Really? I dont have to even explain who he is. Fall Guy. Bionic Man. Raven. Mr. Farrah Fawcett. Hello?
Phil LaMarr. Mad Tv. Original member. He is awesome! he is also a great character voice! Johnny Messner. He was from Survivor or something like that. he was great on that movie Anaconda 2. ew! that was gross. Khary Payton. He is on a soap right now. i cant remember which one i just read about it. Charlie Schlatter. He was on Diagnosis Murder. As Travis. i loved that show. Greg Ellis played in that tv series on WB called Valentine. Bj Ward and Keone Young were in the original cast of GI JOE season 1 and 2. Young played storm shadow i believe.
TRANSFORMERS: PRIME ~
It has been awhile since the Decepticons last attacked Earth and the Autobots await their return. While befriending some human teenagers, the Autobots fight to protect the Earth from the Decepticons, and the return of Megatron who has been missing for three Earth years. With the possession of Dark Energon, Megatron plans to use this as a way to defeat the Autobots.
[edit] Characters[edit] AutobotsOptimus Prime (voiced by Peter Cullen): Leader of the Autobots. Transforms into a red semi-trailer truck similar to the live-action films. Optimus Prime has a mouth, like in Transformers: Cybertron, Animated and the live-action films.
Arcee (voiced by Sumalee Montano): A female Autobot that transforms into a blue motorcycle. Arcee is the smallest and most agile of the Autobot team. Acts as vice commander of the team, she had a strong bond with Cliffjumper and is gravely affected by his death. She also forms a bond with Jack Darby and even manages to convince him to continue aiding the Autobots.
Bumblebee: Transforms into a muscle car similar to the live-action films, except with an engine block in the hood. As in the films, Bumblebee communicates through electronic sound effects rather than specific human languages. He is partnered with Raf Esquivel, who appears to be the only human able to understand him.
Ratchet (voiced by Jeffrey Combs): The Autobots’ team medic, he transforms into a hybrid ambulance. His appearance and attitude is similar to his Transformers Animated character.
Bulkhead (voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson): Transforms into a giant green ATV. He is partnered with Miko Nakadai and acts as her protector. He also has shown a dislike for Agent Fowler, as he considers the man to be a jerk. Like Ratchet, Bulkhead’s appearance is similar to the Transformers Animated character, though his personality is slightly different.
Cliffjumper (voiced by Dwayne Johnson): Transforms into a red Dodge Challenger decorated with bull horns on the hood. He is killed by Starscream in the first episode with his body used in testing Dark Energon in the second episode.
[edit] DecepticonsMegatron (voiced by Frank Welker): Leader of the Decepticons, he transforms into a Cybertronian jet, similar to the live action version. He believes that Earth-style forms are beneath him and attempts to utilize the Dark Energon he acquired from his time in space to end these “War Charades” with the Autobots in his favor. During the events of “Darkness Rising”, he injects himself with Dark Energon giving himself the power to control the Terrorcons and plans to fire a shard of Dark Energon at Cybertron via a Space Bridge, turning the planets Cybertronian dead into an army of Terrorcons to help him defeat the Autobots and take over the Earth. He succeeds in seeding Cybertron with Dark Energon; however, the Autobots manage to destroy the Space Bridge. Both Optimus and Starscream believe him to have perished in the explosion.
Starscream (voiced by Steven Blum): Transforms into a silver-gray F-16 Fighting Falcon-like fighter. Unlike most of his persona and like Transformers: Energon and the live-action films, Starscream shows respect for his commander, but waits for a chance to kill Megatron and take over leadership of the Decepticons. At the end of “Darkness Rising: Part 5”, he tells his fellow Decepticons that Megatron has died in the Space Bridge explosion and ends by saying, “All Hail Starscream”.
Soundwave: Transforms into a blue MQ-9 Reaper-type aircraft. His arms become the wings, resulting in them becoming very thin. During an encounter with Jack, Miko, and Raf, Miko takes his picture and Soundwave responds by taken a picture of the three children before flying off. According to his bio, he can use “deployers” that come out from his chest (one of which looks similar to his old counterpart Ratbat) along with mechanical tentacles. He does not speak in his own voice, only using recordings of other people’s conversations to communicate.
Eradicons: Troops (also known as drones) who serve as foot soldiers for the Decepticons. They transform into purple muscle cars, and spacefighters.
Terrorcons: The Terrorcons are undead Cybertronians which Megatron raised from the dead using Dark Energon.
[edit] OthersUnicron:[1] Only mentioned in the series so far, this is also where the Dark Energon that Megatron uses eminates from and is believed to represent the AntiSpark (a likely counterpart to the AllSpark). Dark Energon can revive the dead making them behave like zombies. After Megatron injects himself with Dark Energon he states it is as if he can hear Unicron’s thoughts, which may indicate that Unicron may be influencing Megatron’s actions.
[edit] HumansJackson “Jack” Darby (voiced by Josh Keaton): A 16 year old boy who accidentally encounters Arcee in her motorcycle form and enters into the Transformer War as a strong ally. He is a bit of a reluctant hero and is at first hesitant to get involved in the Autobot’s War with the Decepticons. He forms a strong bond with the Autobot Arcee, who acts as his protector.
Miko Nakadai (voiced by Tania Gunadi): Miko’s last name is Nakadai, but at Comic Con 2010, it said that Miko’s last name was Tezuka. 15 year old female Japanese exchange student who seeks to be “in on the action” after seeing Arcee. Miko is very adventureous to the point of being reckless, causing nothing but headaches for Raf, Jack, and the Autobots. Later shows mechnical aptitude. She seems to like Bulkhead, her protector, the best and frequently follows him into dangerous situations.
Rafael “Raf” Esquivel (voiced by Andy Pessoa): A 12 year old computer whiz who is able to provide Ratchet the technical support for human technical devices that Ratchet cannot develop and uses his technical knowledge to support the Autobots in their fight with the Decepticons. Ratchet comes to respect Raf rather than calling him a “fleshy”, becoming actual friends who actively support each other in later episodes. He seems to be the only human in the group who understands Bumblebee.
Special Agent William “Bill” Fowler (voiced by Ernie Hudson): The Autobots’ liaison to the outside world who only visits when there are “issues” like that of the Autobots failing to keep their fight with the Decepticons off the radar. Being a government agent he has been injected with a micro-chip tracking device (according to Raf the US government has started a program of injecting their agents with tracking devices, similar to micro-chips used to track pets). He has shown himself to be an accomplished helicopter pilot, even managing to out fly a one of Soundwave’s deployer units. Is briefly kidnapped by the Decepticons and interrogated by Starscream to learn the location of the Autobot’s base, however Fowler does not reveal its location (enduring torture at the hands of Starscream) and is saved by the Autobots with help from their teenaged human allies. Currently he is the Autobots only known adult human ally.
June Darby (voiced by Markie Post): Jack’s mother who is currently unaware of the existence of the Autobots, however she has encountered Arcee in vehicle mode and believes her to be a motorcycle her son had bought with his own money (she allows him to keep the bike with the stipulation that he must always wear a helmet when riding).
[edit] EpisodesMain article: List of Transformers: Prime episodes
[edit] CastAdam Baldwin – Breakdown
Steven Blum[2] – Starscream
Jeffrey Combs – Ratchet
Peter Cullen – Optimus Prime
Tania Gunadi – Miko Nakadai
Dwayne Johnson – Cliffjumper[3]
Ernie Hudson – Agent William “Bill” Fowler[4]
Josh Keaton[5] – Jack Darby[4]
Sumalee Montano – Arcee[4]
Daran Norris – Knockout
Andy Pessoa – Rafael “Raf” Esquivel
Markie Post[5] – June Darby[4]
James Remar –
Kevin Michael Richardson[5] – Bulkhead[4]
Gina Torres –
Frank Welker – Megatron
Jeffrey Coomb. The principal from Ferris Buellers day off. ha who could forget that. Adam Baldwin. I love him. He plays Casey on Chuck. Jane on Firefly. i love baldwin! Dwayne Johnson. Finally the Rock has come to animation! Three episodes! oh man! Ernie Hudson. A ghostbusters! and other shows. Markie Post. oh man really? she was on night court. i hated that show. James Remar and Gina Torres. oh get out! Gina Torres. Cleopatra 2525. yeah i loved that show.
I was asleep on my bed, i never heard the door open, nor the footsteps approaching my bed. You walked quietly to the edge of my bed.
You stroked a hand over the covers, slowly pulling them down. You noted i had fallen asleep in my fave night shirt, and nothing else. it had bunched up around my waist. convient. except that one of my hands was covering my mound. oh dear.
You smile. i had been naughty. playing with myself. i was still moist, you could still see my folds were glistening, even in the dim light pouring from the hallway.
The bed dips as you climb in beside me.
I slowly become aware someone of settling behind me. I do not move. i am so startled, i an paralyzed. my heart is pounding out of panic.
You stroke the hair away from my face, tucking it behind my ear. you press a kiss there. where my pulse is pounding wildly.
realisation dawns on me and my panic eases, i smile.
I close my eyes to fall back asleep.
Your fingers trail down my neck, your mouth following. tongue flicking, teeth nipping. its impossible to sleep now.
I bite my lip to keep a moan from slipping out. I dont want to let you know i am awake, to let you know you are making me hot.
You ease the night shirt off my shoulder, cupping one breast underneath. thumbing my nipple, toying with me, your free hand glides under the covers. i am trying not to squirm, its so hard not to respond. i am clenching my legs together, i can barely control the tiny shivers of excitement slaking over me. every part of me is so eager for you.
My slick sex is throbbing, aching for release, and despite my fingers touching myself, i know i cant do anything about it without you knowing i am awake.
You stroke your fingers over my ass, gently kneading it. my breath got locked in my throat. you stroke the dark crevice between the globes of my bottom.
“Youve been a naughty girl, havent you?” you breathe in my ear. “falling asleep playing with yourself.”
I was clenching the bedsheet. as your fingers stroked onward.
I try not to make a sound, as you slide your hand along my inner thighs, to cover my hand.
One of your fingers slid between mine, to push along my folds into me. My eyes flew open, my startled gasp escaping my lips.
Your finger slid pushed deep and hard, my pussy clenched involuntarily. Your finger withdraws and another pushes in alongside it. Your fingers are drenched, as they ease out of my pussy.
No! No! dont stop i want to tell you, but the words are locked in my throat. There is no doubt you know i am awake, i tried to keep the facade going but it is so hard. my breathless little gasps are barely muffled but loud enough for you to hear.
You quickly roll on top of me, pinning me to the bed. your hips are cradled by my thighs, i can feel your cock thru your jeans. oh boy i am in trouble.
I lock my ankles around you, and slowly began to tug on your jeans. You smile. “what an eager little beaver you are.”
I giggled. “yes i am.” i kiss you. i shove your jeans down your hips, and sighed in delight when your fingers hooked themselves back inside me. I wrapped my fingers around your cock.
I stroke the length of your cock, loving the way you moan. I thumb the sensitive head,smearing your pre-cum all over it so it glistened. Your hand covered mine, you showed me how you liked it best. You let me fist your cock for a moment longer, then pulled my fingers away.
Your hands slide under me, gripping my ass. I let out a startled gasp as your fingers dug into my ass hard. Your cock shoved hard into me, to the hilt. The size of you burned slightly, as you withdrew and slammed home again. It was a good burn, the pain ebbed away my body pulsing with need.
Everywhere you touch me, your hands biting into my skin, mouth on mine, cock inside me, i was so turned on i was dripping wet from my need.
You were thrusting hard and deep, i could feel my internal muscles quivering around the thickness of your cock. it felt so good, to have your cock inside me. your pounding hard.
I am on the edge of coming, your hips rolling into mine, your breath hot on my face. your hand comes up to tangle in my hair. its so good. i love the way you fuck me. hard and fast.
“come for me.” you whisper.
i grip your hips and pull you down to me, oh you fill me. My entire body orgasms, legs and muscles are tense and clenching with pleasure. the wild urgent need in me is exploding as you thrust one more time.
i feel your come inside me, as you pound the last of your orgasm out inside me. you roll off me moments later. i lay there, totally sated. Then i hit you. “Dont you ever sneak in my room again!”
you laugh, and the sound echoes in the darkness.
*You sick son of a bitch! i said condiments. not condoms! con-di-ments!* (pauses) * i prefer mine ribbed. glow in the dark? ah. whats that thing looming in front of me? its a glo-worm!*
Yesterday was horrific. i cant say it was a great day. Poor Mikey had to work the night before. he came in at ten to eight, and i was asking him if he had to work outside. yep. ouch.
I AM AWESOME?
The day progressed slowly. I never had so many people compliment me on my order taking skills. no joke. customers almost seemed relieved that i was taking their order. ohhkay.
By the time four o clock came i was ready to snap. oh my god! what the hell is wrong those people!
However by the end of my night, i had done positive affirmation. i felt so much better. like anything bad that had happened that day, didnt even phase me. like it disappeared.
This morning it was hellish. I woke up it was freaking cold. however compared to new england we have it good. They have 24 inchs of snow! wow! sucks to be them. we are used to that kind of that weather, but when one sees it on the news, it is almost amazing!
I am on facebook trying to get myself going, and i see Chad-bear is online. figures he would ignore me. oh c’est dommage. hurts my feelings. oh well what can i do. nothing. i was falling asleep at my desk anyway. it was like 6:45 and i decided i better get a move on. finally get dressed.
Seriously, a person should be able to go bed with one’s hair done and not have to worry about it getting mussed up in the morning, or at work. so unfair. i didnt care. falling asleep brushing my teeth, brushing my hair. i managed to get my shit together before my ride came at 7:15.
THEN THE DRAMA BEGINS:
Dan decided since it was his last day working with me, he would bug the hell out of me. thanx dan. He had to go to the dentist at 8. oh man. zack was coming in at 8. that meant 8:30 bst time.
Obnoxious Blonde is telling me she was in charge, now that Dan’s gone. I was running, I looked over at her. “I dont think so,” I said coolly, “if and when a manager leaves the floor i will be in charge.”
Oooh Obnoxious Blonde didnt like that all. what? just because she’s bossy doesnt mean dick all.
im senior staff, that means i am in charge. there wasnt another manager either around. so yep since i had more experience i was like a boss. yeah like a boss.
Christine comes on, and she is looking for her window. “Why am i not on window?” she says.
“I dont know, ask Rebecca.” Bobbi says. oh man Obnoxious Blonde didnt like that.
I explain to Christine that she was training in the back, when zack comes on at 8
Then just as i finished speaking, Bobbi breaks in. “Didnt Dan want her on window?” she asked.
I sigh, Drive thru was really busy now. fucking drive thru. “Yes, he did. Take window 6 please until zack gets here. until then, you are on window.” i said to Christine.
Wow all day after that incident, obnoxious blonde tried her damnest to get on my last nerve by being a bitch. bossy. omg. i thought i was bad. but wow.
I am on fries, bugging poor Dan. and zack had said something about purple leopard print underpants. ew! leopard print anything is disgusting! fur is disgusting. not like i am pro -PETA but wearing fur is so gauche! so tacky. just like wearing gold.
anyway i was bugging zack about he is so mega gay with his love of purple, he was telling me how he is going to buy those underpants. traumatisation!
Dan tells me to go on window. Obnoxious Blonde, who is running now, decides to put her two cents in. “You were supposed to go on window, beckers! do it now!”
Aw hell no, you just did not take a tone with me! my head whipped around so fast i thought i got whiplash. “I am salting the fries, do you mind!” i snapped. dont make me break my foot off in your ass, bitch!
she laughs nervously. “Oh calm down, beckles!” what the fuck are you calling me, beckles for? she even asked zack that. so now she has to call me that.
weird.
WHAT THE EFF?
I was in Second, and Floyd – a guy i went to school with, came through. I was bugging him about his oreo mcflurry. He always has one. except for today.
Dan says, “Rebecca how about you stop flirting with the customers?”
I frown at him, “He is married!” i said. “I dont flirt with married men.” then i thought about my half assed attempts at flirting with Chad-bear. so sad. “well except one.” i muttered under my breath.
Dan heard that. “Yeah you do.” he laughed. “zack was almost married and you flirted with him.”
I scowl at him. “Ew! No thats kaylea.”
Dan laughs at me, “You. kaylea. all the same.”
I push at him. “Dont compare me to kaylea.” i said. i love my kaylea! that dan! what a meanie.
then thats all he did calling me Kaylea. what a noob.
i was watching the news today. News about the Pitt Meadows Rave gang rape made me so infuriated.
My opinion:
Witnesses wouldnt come forward. and the victim was being bullied because people thought she was making it up.
this girl couldnt defend herself, and men were having sex without her consent, so geniuses thats called rape. witnesses who stood and did nothing to help. code of silence my ass. they are as guilty as the men. bunch of chumps!
what are the witnesses are so scared of? if the rape didnt happen as people claim, then they have nothing to worry about. Rape isnt a game, this code of silence isnt cool, bullying a victim isnt awesome. Every action has a consequence.
I hope the guilt eats at the witnesses knaws at them, festers every night they have nightmares till they come clean.
code of silence, the witnesses are chumps!
MSN-
MAPLE RIDGE, B.C. – RCMP say a “code of silence” among teens may be preventing them from laying more charges in what they still believe may have been a gang rape of a 16-year-old girl at a B.C. rave party last fall.
Police announced charges Thursday against two more men in the alleged sexual assault on Sept. 10, but said they can’t pry enough evidence out of the teenage witnesses for more charges.
“We can’t force people to talk to us, whether they’re a group of teenagers or whether they’re the most hardened criminal,” Sgt. Peter Thiessen told reporters at a crowded news conference.
The case shocked police and the public when just hours after the incident photos and video of the alleged attack in the Vancouver suburb of Pitt Meadows, B.C., had been posted on social media websites including Facebook.
Colton Ashton McMorris, 18, of Maple Ridge has now been charged with sexual assault and Dennis John Allen Warrington, 19, of Langley has been charged with production and distribution of child pornography. Another 16-year-old boy was charged last fall with production and distribution of child pornography.
Thiessen said investigators don’t anticipate any further charges in the case at this point, adding that officers hope the charges that have been laid bring some measure of closure to the girl and her family.
He read out a statement from the teen thanking those who have offered her support “through this terrible ordeal.”
“To the people who did not support me, who called me names, who spread lies about me, thank you because you made me much stronger than I’ve ever been before,” she wrote.
Her parents also offered a statement through police noting that the girl had left school because of the treatment she’s received from some of her peers.
“Our daughter has been bullied and therefore has had to leave school,” they wrote. “Hopefully these charges will help to prevent any more attacks on her character.”
Police say much of the video and pictures from that night have been purged from social media sites, but not the rumours.
“There are some very inappropriate, disgusting, revolting things being said on social media,” said an emotional Thiessen, who has two daughters himself.
Even after the shocking case made headlines across the country and police made it clear that the photos and video constituted child pornography, some party-goers insisted the girl, who police have said they believe had been drugged, was a willing participant.
Thiessen said Thursday that toxicology tests performed 18 to 20 hours after the incident were negative for alcohol or any drug, but pointed out “that testing was upwards 20 hours after the alleged incident.”
Thiessen said police still feel there was more than one suspect involved in the alleged sexual assault but witnesses have been unco-operative.
“The information that we received from witnesses, statements that we received clearly indicated in our minds that that was the case. However, bringing that before the courts is a whole other issue and obtaining the appropriate evidence to support those charges,” he told reporters.
“At this point, we don’t have the evidence to support the allegations and the statements and the information we have in regards to further charges.”
Thiessen said the file isn’t closed.
Earlobe Kiss – Gently sip and suck the earlobe.
French Kiss – Some call this the “Soul Kiss” because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth’s breath in the exchange across tongues. Surprisingly, the French call this “The English Kiss”.
Hand Kiss – Gently raise my hand to your lips. Lightly brush your lips across the top of my hand.
Mistletoe Kiss – Surprise me by capturing me with a gentle holiday kiss under the mistletoe.
Letter Kiss – Send your love a kiss in a love letter .
Neck Nibble Kiss – Gently nibble up and down my neck. End with a gentle kiss on the lips.
Nip Kiss – This kiss can create a very erotic sensation. While kissing me, ever so gently nibble on your lips. You must be very careful not to bite to hard or hurt me.
Shoulder Kiss – Simply come from behind, embrace me, and kiss the top of myshoulder.
Tiger Kiss – Quietly sneak up behind me. Out of the blue, grab me and gently bite my neck. Make sure to get a few good growls in too.
Quickie Kiss – When you’re in a rush.
i was thinking of an interesting way to cure my antsiness during a horror movie involved me and you… ;)
The movie was a typical thriller/horror thing. It gave me the opportunity to wrap my arms around You. You pulled me tighter onto your lap. Every time that I fidgeted, my cheeks of my bottom was grinding into your lap, stroking your cock. I leaned my head back into You. You nuzzled me, softly rubbing Your cheek across my bare neck. I looked down and the top of my shirt had opened up. Oops. You had a clear view of my breasts.
“That tickles!”, I said squirming and giggling.
“Does it?”, You asked in a quiet deep voice, breathing warm air down on my shoulder.
“Yeah, but it feels nice”. “Ok”. So now that You knew that my attention was on my neck, Your hands slid under my shirt and caressed my skin.
Not an overtly sexual act, but the intimacy of Your hands across my soft skin made me hot. You could tell I was enjoying the attention. You let your hands relax and slowly dropped down to my waist. I hold my breath. My heart is pounding.
You could feel the waistband of my little panties against the edge of your hand. It made me squirm in your lap, grinding your hard cock into my ass. Your hands broke apart and settled over each of my legs. My fingertips had a mind of their own, as they naturally came to rest on upon yours, on my inner thighs. Your breath is hot my neck.
Your fingers are softly stroking my thighs. My fingers are curling into the back of your hands, letting your hands move higher until we both feel the gusset of my panties.
I let out a barely audible moan.
“Are you ok baby?”
We both can feel how wet i am, i cant help it.
“Hmm yess.”
You smile against my ear. your middle finger is tracing the crease, i was pushing back and forth along your cock. Your kissing my neck, kissing my ear.
You pull aside my panties, then i feel your finger push inside. I bite my lip. Slowly You push your finger in and out of me. you push another in alongside. your fingers pick up speed. I cant hold back, moaning i come against your fingers.Grinding hard against your hand.
Your mouth finds mine. “I think we found a cure for your jumpiness.” you mutter. I giggle.
I rest my head against your shoulder, to finish watching our horror movie.
Interesting.
Dealing with the odor of decomposing bodies. An officer had used febreze to help eliminate the odor. he used a dust mask as well. A dust mask is fine. I would think though that febreze would contaminate the biological evidence ( DNA) . it would matter if the decedent was a victim of violent death.
Vicks clears up the sinus, then one would have particles from a dead body and who knows what else getting up in there.
There are oil extracts, like lemon, wintergreen and peppermint that would work just as good. rub that under one’s nose.
Febreze. one learns something new everyday!
I was on CNN reading the Crime section. Reading the most ridiculous breaking news ever! A 23-year-old man fatally shoots his 51-year-old wife in the head and says it was an accident during a sex fantasy game gone tragically wrong.
First of all, he claims he often brought the gun into their sex play. He didnt realise the gun was loaded. what?
is the gun the extension of his penis he carries it around everywhere, like he is gangster, or shooting squirrells? please! he didnt forget the gun was loaded.
i got on one of my crime tangents again. found this little quiz. ha ha
Maintaining Your Mental Edge
with Dr. Dorothy McCoy
PoliceOne columnist Dr. Dorothy McCoy has been in private practice as a clinical counselor for 10 years. She is a diplomate with the American Academy of Experts in Traumatic Stress and a law enforcement consultant. She is a Licensed Professional Counselor (in North and South Carolina).
1. Is your IQ above average?
(Don’t know? Go to http://www.intelligencetest.com)
Yes___
No___
2. Could you go into your garage and sit alone in your car for 12 hours and still be alert enough to respond immediately to a distress call?
Yes___
No___
3. Could you walk into a dark building with only a gun and a flashlight (which tells anyone in there where you are) knowing that an armed and dangerous suspect is somewhere there in the darkness? Oh, and he does not like cops.
Yes___
No___
4. Could you wear 20 pounds of body armor and tools of the trade (i.e., weapon, handcuffs, baton, flashlight, knife) in 100-degree heat and still be able to chase a suspect several blocks on foot.
Yes___
No___
5. Could you listen to all of the doughnut jokes and still smile whenever you hear a new one (or even an old one)?
Yes___
No___
6. Which is more important to you?
a. An substantial salary
b. Serving your community
7. Would you rather…
a. Maintain tradition
b. Change traditions
8. Would you rather have…
a. Rules and regulations
b. Freedom to choose
9. Do you belong to civic groups in your community?
Yes___
No___
10. Do you thrive on …
a. Continuity
b. Evolution
11. Do you like to see things done…
a. Correctly
b. Creatively
12. Do you …
a. Have a place for everything
b. Like the casual lived-in look
13. Which do you value most…
a. Normal
b. Unusual
14. Do you prefer…
a. New devices and processes
b. New principles and theories
15. Do you rely on your
a. Five senses or
b. Your gut feeling?
16. Is your focus primarily
a. Internal
b. External
17. Are you attracted to adventure?
Yes___
No___
18. Are you especially observant?
Yes___
No___
19. Do you like to…
a. Work from a plan
b. Make thing up as you go
20. Is every minute of your existence consumed by desire for a mouth-watering confection called a-doughnut?
Yes___
No___
Scoring…
The correct answers:
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. b
7. b
8. a
9. Yes
10. a
11. a
12. a
13. a
14. a
15. a
16. b
17. Yes
18. Yes
19. a
20. Absolutely
| IScores 1 – 6
I would not quit my day job if I were you. Scores 7 – 12 You did quite well. What will you do next, perhaps a ride-along? Scores 13 – 20 This is amazing! You must watch lots of cop shows. Here is your first lesson in detecting. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. |
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I had the strangest dream last night.
I was a succubus. oh great. an entity that takes female form and seduces men thru sexual intercourse.
this young man, alex had made a contract and so there i am in his room. he is on a bed. his girlfriend is there. she is a really really goody. she is really really annoying. i could sense her purity and it is distracting.
I am leaning down to kiss alex, i am struck by how young he is. what kind of deal could he possibly have made? doesnt matter. i barely touch his mouth, i feel his essence. hmm tantalising.
i touch his mouth again barely brushing our lips together. my hair like a veil covering us. i could sense his arousal. His girlfriend is calling his name, urging him not to do this. i lift my head to look up at her. my intent is clear. i lower my head again, and my body is pressed to his. he can feel all of me. my breasts to his chest, my mound pressed to his groin.
my mouth is firm on his. his essence is pouring into me, i am getting so high off it. his girlfriend keeps calling his name. i am getting alittle pissed now, her voice is penetrating his stupor.
I reach out for her, and she cries out. her life force is being sucked out. I smile. she is delicious. but not as delicious as her boyfriend.
“get your feet off my partner’s desk!” -Eames
I didnt make any New Years Resolution. What is the point? Making a goal then trying to achieve it. Why do people make new years resolutions? to make themselves anew? to make themselves better.
I think with me, that is unattainable. i am me. for better for worse. I accept it. and people should too.
I spent my new yearsday with my neice and sister.
My sister wanted to go out for lunch yesterday and kaileigh wanted to go to mcds. oh joy. we went to walmart. might as well do some shopping after lunch.
It was my turn to order, poor Marissa. Had to take my order. It wasnt that complicated. A bacon chicken wrap with no sauce. no sauce. Loudmouth comes out of the kitchen. My eye starts to twitch. what the hell are you doing back? arrgh!
“What is that? no ranch?” he asks. OMG! really? what do you mean? I look at him.
“No sauce!” i said. “No sauce.”
He looks at me. “No ranch?” he repeats. Then he starts to say something about my wrap being plain. what the fuck?!
“No! I dont want sauce!” my eye is really starting to twitch now. “Omg! just no sauce!”
Amb comes to back up Marissa, and Loudmouth starts to complain how rude i am to him. Fuck off loser! How hard is it to understand “no sauce!” he goes back to the kitchen thank god!
I then ask Marissa for southwest ranch salad dressing. Not to be confused for ancho. because according to some people salad dressing is the same thing as sauce. its not! cuz if i wanted sauce i would say sauce. but i wanted dressing. ancho is disgusting. Everytime i see it i get sick. thanks to Derek.
She didnt know how to charge for salad dressing. i am explaining how. poor girl.
I finally get to eat. only after i double check my wraps. thanks to that noob, loudmouth.
and i really dont want to go back to work now. thanks loudmouth. fuck i thought he had gone back home for good! damn it!
i spoiled my neice yesterday, i may not have a daughter but she is the closest i have to one. I love her as if i had given birth to her myself. It bugs my mom how much i spoil her.
Unfortunately kaileigh loves Bieber. ugh. why! she thinks he is hot. what do you know about hot? your four! i bought her a bieber shirt. got her a new baby doll. and some more clothes. have to buy her clothes that way i dont get in trouble by mom for spoiling her.
last night was blogging, it was during my entry about limerence – must say my lamest entry ever- that i get an im from chad-bear. his cat sent it. what? lol. so i spent the hour chatting with Chad-bear. what crazy sheningans! he made me laugh so much. what a way to spend a night. my side hurt so bad. i dont think i laughed like that in awhile.
I get this email from Lola about monday’s meeting. i got so excited. we get to work with pendulums.
This morning, just before my alarm goes off, Focus on the family the weekend comes on. I was like what the hell. Its monday. not sunday. Wow. i roll over, check my mobile. oh kay. i missed a day. yeah! its sunday! vackay is really messing with me.
I was in research mode again.
I was researching relationship types.
Ciscisbeo.
in the 18th – 19th century Italy, Ciscisbeo was the gallant professed lover of a married woman, who attended her at public entertainments, church (:) ) and other activities. he priveledged access to his mistress, and had the consent of the husband. he avoided public displays of affection. at public entertainments stood behind his mistress, would whisper in her ear. he was not allowed to have any other women.
now in this century such a thing is frowned upon! compared to then, we are prudes!
Limerence.
Sounds like a made up word doesnt it? It sounded intriquing so i clicked on it. My mouth dropped open in shock.
Shock mostly because this word described how i felt my relationship with chad was. relationship.meh! i always thought i was obsessed with him because of my OCD. I always lay blame on my OCD.
limerence is a loving attachement, intense passion or admiration. being carried away by unreasoned passion or love to the point of addictive type behavior
my feelings for him are genuine. i care about him. i do.
obsessive ,addictive to me they are pretty much the same thing. i pretty much teetered on the precipice of obsessive.
Limerence is a cognitive and emotional state of infatuation with another person. its experienced involuntarily and characterised by a strong desire to have that desire or feeling returned. this is not to be confused with infatuation because, infatuation is immature and shortlived.
During the height of Limerence, thoughts of the Limerent person are persistent. involuntary and intrustive. if one is not thinking of the Limerent person than one will. The Limerent fantasy isnt satisfactory unless its based on reality.and any far fetched fantasies are dropped.
actual events from memory are replayed with clarity.
Clarity??? is this a joke?! while i am at work i still expect him to walk in at 11, or in DT when i have to make sure when i make a mistake and no one answers, when i ask for help. that i dont yell at Chad to come and help me. i walk by the office i expect him to be there. then i realise he is not there anymore. it bothers me because i sense his presence all the time. oh cest dommage!
The Limerent fantasy is anticipatory, and everyday events from the limerents ordinary life until it reaches an intense moment. happens most of the time. dreams can also reawaken strong feelings toward the limerent person that have died.
the fear of rejection of not having the feelings of return brings self doubt and uncertainty. self doubt and uncertainty it festers. i always wonder why me? but i believe my fear of rejection stems from a childhood incident.
There is physical effects of limerence. heart palipations, trembling, flushing, pupil dilation, awkwardness stuttering and shyness. His presence does that to me o be sure! there is apprehension and nervousness due to terrible worry that any action may bring about disaster. worry! i dont have to worry! i just have to open my mouth and disaster happens!
the super sensitivity that is heightened by fear of rejection that can get in the way of interpreting limerents body language. body signals that confuse and interfere. I really dont like it when he gives me the monkey look. thats how i describe it. ahhh!
Last night i was reading UNFORGIVABLE -LAURA GRIFFIN. Its the latest novel in her Tracers series. I am a crime & research fanatic, ok maybe fanatic is taking it too far. Anyway i discovered a new word Piquerism.
Piquer – is a paraphilia. and a form of sadomachism in which someone finds satisifaction in penetrating of another by sharp objects. mostly by cutting or stabbing. the common areas are breasts, buttocks and groin. the victims of Jack the Ripper sustained injuries that were characteristic of piquerism.
Interestingly enough Courtship Disorder was flagged as well. Courtship Disorder is a theoretical construct in sexology, in which a certain set of paraphilias are seen as specfic instances of anomalous courtship instincts in men. The specfic paraphilias are exhibitionism, voyeurism, telephone scatologia,( obscene phone calls) frotteurism,(basically a guy rubbing his his penis against someone without consent, and sometimes in public) and biastophilia. (sexual arousal is based on terrified resistance. and assault.)
first the courtship disorder hypothesis (kurt freund) defines itself as a process of four stages.
The manifestions of the paraphilias may occur in any of the four phrases, take for instance searching for the potential mate in stage one. The disturbance in stage one manifests as voyeurism. Stage two – the pretactile interaction would be disturbed by the manifestion of exhibitionism or obscene phone calls (telephone scatologia) Stage three – frotteurism. The last stage manifesting in biastophilia. – rape.
According to Freund, these paraphilias “can be conceptualized as a preference for a pattern of behavior or erotic fantasy in which one of these four phases of sexual interaction is intensified and distorted to such an extent that it appears to be a caricature of the normal, while the remaining phases either are omitted entirely or are retained only in a vestigial way.”
Classifying the UNSUB in UNFORGIVABLE as one with Courtship Disorder would be right on the button. As Piquerism was one of the paraphilias described in the four stages.
A GIRL OUT OF THE ORDINARY 