AND CASEY ANTHONY IS EVIL? THESE TWO TAKE THE CAKE!

Woman Kills Baby For Interrupting Farmville Session

A 22 year-old woman from Jacksonsville, Florida has pleaded guilty to killing her baby son over a game of…Farmville.

Alexandra V. Tobias says her three-month old child, Dylan Lee Edmondson, had been crying while she was trying to play the popular Facebook casual game. This angered Tobias, who told authorities that she shook the baby, had a cigarette to calm herself down, then shook him again. It’s believed he “may have hit his head during the shaking”.

Dylan’s death was classified as second-degree murder, a charge that carries the possibility of a life sentence in prison.

AND THEN THERE IS:

SAN ANTONIO (AP) — San Antonio police say a woman accused of beheading her 3-week-old infant son used a knife and two swords in the attack and ate some of the child’s body parts.

San Antonio Police Chief William McManus told reporters Monday that Otty Sanchez’s attack on her son, Scott Wesley Buchholtz-Sanchez, was “too heinous” to fully discuss.

But he says Sanchez ate part of the newborn’s brain and bit off three of his toes before stabbing herself twice.

Police say the 33-year-old Sanchez told officers who were called to her house early Sunday that she killed her son at the devil’s request.

Sanchez is charged with capital murder and is being held on $1 million bail. She is recovering from her wounds at a hospital.

 

Wow it’s getting to the point where women need psych evaluations before even thinking about getting pregnant! Or psych evaluations while pregnant!

It’s sick how people think taking a life is just ok, they have total disregard. Life is a gift. It’s not for us to take, its for to enjoy and treasure. Especially if that life is a child.
We give life. There a lot of women who can’t give birth, and here are these psychos  who can’t handle taking care of their children. So they kill them. How can they do that?

Here’s a simple solution.

Adoption. Or another. Dont have sex.

 

 

ON THREESOMES?

So does a threesome ultimately ruin a relationship? or does it spice it up?

A threesome can add a new dimension to a couple’s relationship, its the ultimate fantasy to add another person to the mix. tho there are couple of factors that should be weighed in for example:

• how is your relationship with your partner?
• are you having this threesome just to satisfy your partner and make your partner happy, does it make you comfortable/ uncomfortable?

 oh what the hell? enough of this hand holding crap! Women are bunch of whack jobs when it comes to sex, relationships blah blah! I know because I am a woman. I wonder sometimes why i am even the same species!

Women want to get their freak on too, its just been bred in us to act like dainty little prisses. A man even suggests a threesome to their woman, and its “aw hell no! what did you just say?”

why?! we feel jealous, and/or may feel we are doing enough in the bedroom as it is. or some of us may be freaked out by the whole getting on with another woman. just like a man may be freaked out by getting it on with a woman with a man right there.

Things i have noticed about men & women and threesomes:

1. drunken threeways equal bad sex. few drinks are ok to loosen up relax a little. too much? Bam ew what is that in your hair. its not going to be sperm!
2. married couples are ok. unless you know them, and I say “dude forget about it! You yeah, lose the wife and find another girl we have something to talk about. ”  drama is a mood killer. jealousy is like second nature to women, even if we are secure in a relationship. one might feel is getting more attention than the other, she isnt comfortable with full penetration (you can suck, but dont fuck my man) yeah so its better if one doesnt know the married couple.
3. not every woman likes to have sex with their bff! that is creepy! thats like having sex with your sister, only she is your sister from another mother! no! again ew!
4. while the women are getting on, or whatever dont be a third wheel. do something. touch, stroke, kiss. its what we are all here for.
5. dont try and direct how its going to go. its not a porn video! telling us how to touch and kiss each other, not ok. you can tell us how to kiss and touch you, let it go naturally.

what inspired this tandem on threesomes? this clip.

“Chris Hansen” busts two hot teachers about to have sex with a teenager. I laughed when i watched this.

“I cant allow you to be emotionally scarred by having perverted threeway sex  with these two school teachers!”

 Schwing!

hmm maybe if the guy was hotter ^_^

BEA ARTHUR. SEX IN THE CITY SPOOF!

Bea Arthur, Sally Struthers, Katherine Helmond and Charlotte Rae.

Sally Struthers- Gloria from Archie Bunker. Katherine Helmond- Mona from Who’s the Boss, True Blood. Charlotte Rae -Mrs. Garrett Facts of Life.

I love Bea Arthur! She was so cool! I loved her in Maude and Golden Girls! She was my favorite out of the Golden Girls.  Her humor was so dry and sarcastic, but never failed to make you laugh. 

That is why when I saw this clip i laughed so hard. A spoof of Sex in the City! it was fantastic! Sally Struthers as Samantha! Charlotte Rae as  Charlotte and Katherine as Miranda.

She is definitely a classic!

 

DEADLINE- BRITTANY MURPHY’S FINAL MOVIE

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I watched DEADLINE yesterday. Brittany Murphy‘s final movie. It was eerie watching it because the film itself was like a premotition of her death. Especially at the end of the movie. When she is almost drowned in a bathtub. In realty, her mother found her  dead in the bathroom.

Creepy!

Brittany was so sick, one could tell right away. Her skin was so waxy and pale. So pale, I appear tan in comparsion. No amount of makeup could hide that.

Her hair. That poor girl’s hair! It was long, I dont know if there was extensions as well, the stylists kept it up in ponytails to hide the unhealthy shine in it. Like she forgot to wash it, but it was frizzy too.

The most startling thing was all the weight she lost. Her clothes just hung off her. It was so sad. It took alot of energy for her to walk. When she was being throwing around in one of the scenes, i thought she would break one of her bones, because there was no meat on her, no strength. Scary.

Her husband didnt see how sick Brittany was? A stranger on the street could see how sick she was.

The movie itself was ok, but it was like watching a ghost. Eerie!

SAY WHAT NOW? ITS A SAD DAY WHEN IM IMPRESSED BY TEEN WOLF???

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To say last night’s episode of Teen Wolf had me floored is an understatement! I was wrong! About a plot. That rarely happens! Exception Pretty Little Liars. That show is so messed up!

I couldnt jump for joy, it was Teen Wolf! Come on!

For weeks i had been so sure that the Alpha was the science teacher. He would do such creepy things. Like watch Scott, he just  had that creepy air about him.

Everyone was so sure it was the Vet. He was unco-operative during the investigation about “animal” attacks. He disappeared in episode 7, when the kids were attacked at the school. he was a chicken shit. or part of another pack. who knows but i knew he wasnt the Alpha.

However when the Alpha confronted the Science teacher, I choked on my drink!

What the french toast!

That destroyed my theory!

The red herring, Scott’s Mom being thrown in, had me suspecting someone in the medical field, still didnt think of the Vet. no Vet. But Derek’s uncle. I should have seen that!

Just because the dude had been sitting in a rocker for the longest time, shouldnt have fooled me! after all, arent the damaged ones the craziest?

So my next theory, Kate claimed that the werewolf hunters had nothing to do with Derek’s sisters death. However, the science teacher drew the family crest, the girl who had been interviewing him was wearing it.

Theory: Kate’s sister in law (chris’s wife)  is really violent when it comes to werewolves. Im thinking that chris’s wife killed Laura and the pack.

While i was watching  Teen Wolf on Much Music; Laurent Toyota (host) had to have a picture drawn for her. According to her:

• she couldnt figure out how Jackson got wolfsbane poisoning.
• that the Alpha changing, at the end of the episode of  LUNATIC was the Vet because he had no hair.
• how could the alpha controlling jackson since he never touched jackson? is that why he was so mean.

 

 everytime Laurent opened her mouth i wanted to mute the tv.

TRUTH OR DARE

An erotic story with a twist at the end 

 

It started out as a game of dare.
Krissy and I were seated near the bar wearing a look of utter boredom to go with the Gladiators we were drinking.
“Tell me why we are here?” I asked.
Krissy laughed, playfully nudging my leg with hers. “To get laid of course.”
I rolled my eyes, “Ha, thats funny!” I stared at the orange mixture.
Krissy had long blonde hair that cascaded down her shoulders in curls. I wondered sometimes if she superglued the curlers in her hair.
How else could she manage to have such luxurious hair with two rugrats she called kids yanking at her all the time.

After two kids, her lithe body whispered of some curves. Krissy’s neckline plunged dangerously low, revealing just enough cleavage to gawk at.
Her flat belly tapered to delicately curved hips.
Krissy had co-dependency issues, she never did anything unless she asked her husband Isaak, which was why when she agreed to go out with me tonite, I had to ask who she was and what she had done with Krissy.

“I know!” Krissy exclaimed. I jerked my head up in surprise.
“You know what?” I drawled.
“Lets play a game of dare.”
My brows raised a notch. “Dare? And what are we? kindergarteners?” I replied.
Krissy shook her head, and I found myself watching the silky waves of her hair bounce in motion with her head.
It reminded me of an herbal essence commercial. I was half expecting her to jump out of her chair, shouting, “Yes! Yes! Yes!”
Krissy waved my protest aside, and eagerly wiggled her chair closer.
“It’ll be fun!” she said.
“oh-kkkkayy.” I said. “How do we play this game of dare.”
Krissy smiled. “Alright I’ll go first.” she took a sip of her Gladiator and cleared her throat. “Truth?”
I frowned. “Hold up I thought we were playing dare.” I said.
“Duh?!” Krissy sighed. “You cant have dare without truth.” she said. “Now come on ask me something.”
“whatever.” I frowned thoughtfully. “Do you sleep with curlers in your hair.”
Krissy stared at me for a moment. “No,” she said. “Your turn truth or dare.”
I shrugged. “Truth.”
Krissy thought for a moment. “Have you ever had a boyfriend?”
I laughed. “No.”
Well into the game of dare, I noticed Krissy had began to ask rather personal questions pertaining to my sexuality.
I held up my hand, “Krissy,” I sighed. “Are you asking if I like Girls?”
Krissy pinkened and I began to laugh. “Hey I like guys ok.” I said. “I even had a crush on Isaak once.”
Krissy’s mouth dropped open.

 “Get out! You liked Isaak? When?”
I snorted, “You set me up and you think I’m going to tell you when I had a crush on your husband? Get real.” I sipped at my Gladiator. “But I wouldn’t mind having sex with a girl.”
Krissy’s eyes widened. “Oh migod!” she hissed.
“What?” I smiled. “Hold on a minute. Are you suggesting a threesome with you and Isaak?”
“No!!!” Krissy exclaimed.
I let out a sigh of relief. “Thank god! You had me going. The whole threesome thing really gave me the willies.” I said. “No offence or nothing, Krissy but I don’t do my friends husbands.”
Krissy was silent for a moment. “What about friends?”
I stared at her in disbelief. I became all too aware of her leg brushing mine. My heart began to pound, suddenly my skin felt sticky.
“Its getting hot in here..” Nelly’s lyrics had me break out into a fine sheen of perspiration.
“Friends?” I laughed weakly. “Like in you me…a fingerbanging good time?”
Krissy grinned. “Hey thats funny.” she clapped her hands with delight.
“Ha ha ha.” I motioned frantically for the waitress. “Another Gladiator please. Double.”
Krissy watched as I downed the drink and smiled. “I saw the way you looked at her.”
I nearly spat out my drink. “Her?” I glanced frantically about. “Her who?”
“The waitress, stupid!” Krissy inched forward, leaning in. My eyes glued to the soft flesh of her breasts.
“So take off all your clothes…”
Hell yeah….
“I knew it!” Krissy crowed.
I jerked back in my chair, in confusion. “Knew what?” I stammered.
“That you thought the waitress was hot.” Krissy said, frowning.
I was waiting for a clue bulb to light up, because I was still dumbsville. “Ohkkkayy exactly who are we talking about?” I asked.
Krissy sighed. “Well duh, the waitress who was serving us.” she explained.
“Oh.” I scrambled to hide my embarrassment. “its like that well then yeah she’s hot.”
“Who did you think I was talking about?” she said. Then realisation dawned on her. “Oh. Oh.” she squeaked.
“Yeah oh.”
I refused to be embarrassed. “So I thought we were playing the dare game.” I said.
Krissy smiled. “You think I’m hot.. you want to fuck me…” she crowed.
I glared at her. “Yeah that Miss. Congeniality thing is real cute!”
Krissy giggled.

I decided to go for it. “So you want to?” I asked.
“What?” Krissy drew her lip between her teeth.
“Spread your legs so I can eat you out?” I sighed. “Play the game stupid.”
Krissy hesitated. Without warning, she moved. Slowly she uncrossed her legs, in a move that made Sharon Stone famous.
I stared at her in shock. I had been kidding, hadn’t I.
“I dare you,” she whispered. “To give me a fingerbanging good time.”

I stared at her, too bewildered to even reply. My fingers trembled as they came to rest upon her thighs. Krissy remained still as a statue, as my hands, slowly tiptoed over her thighs. Testing her. One hand slid higher, sliding between her thighs.

Her eyes never wavered from mine. She didnt clench her legs close, as my fingers brushed her pussy. The material of her panties were moist.

Her breath came in sharp. I drew her close.
Our mouths touched.
Gently at first.
Then once more.
I was aware of nothing but the soft pressure of her mouth, yielding to mine. Krissy’s breath filled my nostrils as she parted her lips, her tongue whispered over mine, coaxing mine to come out and play.
Urgency filled me then, the need to taste more of her ignited.
I wanted to devour all of her, nothing mattered except the hot fire that painted my skin like wildfire.
I rained kisses over her jaw line, down her slender throat.
Krissy struggled to steady herself, as my mouth followed the neckline of her sheath dress to the valley of her breasts.
“Oh my…” she whispered, “Oh yes…”
My mouth returned to hers, my tongue whispering of the strange ways I wanted her, of how her skin excited me.
“Yesss….” she pulled my lower lip between her teeth and nibbled.
We kissed with renewed eagerness.
“Come back to my place.” I whispered. “I dare you to.”

We barely made it to the elevator that would take us to the top floor of my apartment. The moment the doors slid close, Krissy was up against the wall, she pulled me close as the elevator lurched upwards.
I cupped her breasts then, cradling their plump mounds in my palms. Thumbing the edge of the fabric back and forth, I circled each tip. Krissy sighed.
“That feels so good.” she whispered.
I squeezed her breasts, and she let out a little sound. “Oh!”
I kissed her mouth, her chin, her jaw. I slowly eased her dress up her thighs, revealing her golden alabaster skin.
Her skin was warm, she wore garters that came to mid-thigh. Krissy’s breath echoed my heart beat, hard and fast.
“Have you ever done this before?” she asked.
“No,” I answered truthfullyKrissy let me kiss her before whispering, “Oh god!” my hand  returned  between her thighs, pressing against her crotch.
She was damp, the silk of her thong clung wetly to her slit. “Ohhhh yesss.”
“Do you like that?” I asked. Her clit was swelling, as I stroked her through her thong.
Her reply was a moan. Krissy wiggled out of her thong, tossing it aside.
“Wow, are you sure you havent done this before?” I asked as she shrugged out of her dress. “We aren’t even out of the elevator yet.”
Krissy laughed, and her hand snapped out and hit the alarm. The elevator lurched to a halt, catapulting me into Krissy.
“Shut up, and kiss me.”
“I can do that.”

*****

“I feel so naughty,”
Krissy arched as my hand sloped over her ass, to caress her cheeks. I stroked the crease between. She wiggled delightedly.
“Stop that, people will see!” she chided me.
I glanced around, an all too innocent look on my face. “People?”
“Yes!” she hissed. “We could get fired.”
“Oh well its the price to pay when you have such a fine ass!” I squeezed her ass.
Krissy rolled her eyes. “You and my ass will get me in trouble.” she said, glancing anxiously over my shoulder.
The office was humming with activity. “We could duck into the conference room for a quickie?” I suggested.
Krissy’s hair bounced as she shook her head. “we could, but old Barnsworth would croak of a heart attack.” she replied. “The old coot nearly caught us yesterday!”
I giggled at the memory.
It had been more than a few days since Krissy had made up that silly dare game. Between work and her home life, Krissy was a busy little bee. She found it amusing that what her husband lacked in the pussy eating department I was more than willing to make up for. Even if it was in odd places.
“Poor baby,” she cooed. “Are you hungry?”
I seized her by the ass and gave it good squeeze. She laughed and led me into the conference room.

We fell on the large table, a tangle of arms and legs. Her mouth was on mine greedily devouring.
“Oh god,”she whispered. “Are we crazy?”
“What do you mean?” I asked softly, lifting my head to gaze down at her flushed features.
“When I’m with Isaak, I count the minutes till I’m with you. You make me feel…” she whispered. “Satisfied.”
I stroked her belly, “Thats just your pussy talking.”

Krissy laughed, “I’m being serious.” she stretched under me. I kissed her breasts. Licking each nipple till they were wet.
“Hmmm suck them…” she whispered. “Oh not too hard…yes just like that.”
I slowly undressed Krissy, ignoring her protests. “What if someone comes in?” she whispered.
“And you care why?” I asked.
Krissy frowned. “Why do I care? Beats the heck out of me.”
She laid naked, poised with one hand on her breast idling stroking her nipple. I felt my breath quickened. Her long hair fanned beneath her.
“Why are you staring at me like that?” she asked. “Do you like what you see?”
I laughed, “I’m staring because you are so beautiful and I’m jealous.” I crawled over her. “Did I ever tell you I’m a T&A kinda gal?’
Krissy giggled. “Once or twice.”
I motioned for her to turn over.
The flare of her buttocks beckoned me. I kissed each moon, drawing the cheeks apart, till my tongue whispered up along her anus.
“Oh god!” she choked.
My tongue swirled around her crinkled rose, wetting it with my saliva.
“Yes! Yes!” krissy moaned. My mouth rested there, as my tongue danced fervently over her ass. I reached over with a hand, my fingertips brushing her breasts. Krissy snatched up my hand.
The pull of her wet mouth along my finger, curled my toes. She sucked my finger then slowly drew it down between her legs.

I teased the opening of her anus with my finger. I knew she was wary of anything penetrating her anus, her attempts with anal intercourse with Isaak had been less than satisfying.
“Wait no…stop…” a low gasp escaped Krissy’s lips as the tip of my middle finger began to push its way in. “Oh stop it hurts.”
I kissed the slope of her back. “no, it doesn’t.”
“Please…” she choked. She was well corked with a second finger when she twisted her head to the side to look over at me.
Krissy’s lower lip was caught between her teeth. “It hurts..but it feels so good.” she whimpered.
Krissy wasnt a quiet person when caught in the throes of orgasm. We didn’t hear the door open, until a soft ahem made us distangle. Krissy scrambled to cover herself.
‘Isaak!” we both exclaimed.
Krissy’s husband towered over us both, his handsome face unreadable.
“Oh my god,” Krissy muttered over and over.
“I..we…that is…”

I stared at Krissy. Her face was flushed with mortification. A certain sense of satisfaction filled me.
‘Shut up Krissy, he knows what it looks like.” I said. I uncoiled from the table and stretched upwards to kiss him.
Isaak’s arm curved around me. I delighted in his possession.
“I-I dont understand…” Krissy whispered. ‘W-whats going on.”
Isaak’s desire threatened to unleash itself around me, reluctantly he pulled away.

 “It’s very simple my dear wife…” he raked his gaze over krissy disrively. “Your extramartial affairs were amusing in the beginning, in fact they allowed me some play time.” as he spoke, Isaak’s hand stole over my bottom to caress it lovingly.
Krissy’s eyes widened, “You knew?”
“Of course he did,” I murmured. “he knew about Barnsworth, about your assistant…and he knew about me.”

Krissy’s eyes went from Isaak to me. “You told him?” realisation dawned on her. I smirked.

“Oh no, he watched. He was there the whole time, you were and I together. He had to see with his own eyes.” I murmured.
Isaak smiled, “You were fabulous,” he whispered.
“Of course I was,” we kissed and I glanced at Krissy. Her face was turning green.

“Dont be sick, my dear.” Isaak murmured. “Green doesn’t become you.”

“You told me,” Krissy choked. “you told me you never thought of Isaak that way. You told me I was beautiful… You told me…”
“You were a good fuck, Krissy.” I murmured, ‘But thats all you were.”
Krissy glanced at me and then at Isaak, ‘All this time you and she,” she choked. “How long…how long did you plan to humiliate me like this?”
Isaak pressed a kiss to my head,

 “humiliation is such a strong word,” I whispered. “There was one truth I never told you Krissy,”  I laced my fingers through Isaak’s. “Isaak was my first. He married you only because his family didn’t approve of me.”
Isaak’s eyes darkened, “I’ve never stopped loving you.” he whispered. I smiled then looked at Krissy.  ‘You, on the other hand, I settled for.”
“So you see, although he and I could never be legally together, what we have is something you can never understand.”
“This was all a game to you!” Krissy choked, ‘You never cared about me either one of you!” struggling to dress, Krissy glared at us. “You’ll hear from my lawyer.”

I tsked, “Dont make threats, Isaak wasnt the one caught cheating.” I warned. The door rocked on its hinges as it slammed close.
Isaak pulled me close. His head rested upon mine. “I’m sorry.” I murmured.
Isaak sighed, “No I’m sorry I never stood up to my family, and up to Krissy.” he replied. He glanced down at me.
“You were beginning to enjoy her huh?” he asked.
I smiled coyly, my fingers tiptoing over the rock hard erection he was sporting. “So were you.” I murmured. “how long were you watching today?”
“Long enough.” he said. “A game of truth or dare.” he lowered me onto the conference table. “Who knew games could be so much fun.”

 

 

 

MORTAL KOMBAT: RE-BIRTH. ITS A WEB-SERIES???!

Mortal Kombat 3: Rebirth. Wow after watching the trailer, i was like whoa! too bad it isnt a movie. its a webseries on youtube! damn you warner bros!

Matt Mullins as Johnny Cage, yikes! His fights were hardcore compared to Linden Ashby‘s! I liked Linden Ashby as Johnny Cage. I secretly thought he was hot back in the day.

Mortal Kombat 1&2 were ok, compared to the third, lame! the makeup is awesome! Reptile‘s is so repulsive i was so glad i wasnt eating when i was watching this! stunts unbelievable.

cameron diaz was supposed to be the original sonja in the First movie. that is until she broke her wrist. then bridgette wilson was cast. cameron diaz, uh ok. tho she pulled off a great action scene in Charlie’s angels.

HOLLYWOOD HANGOVER

Its hard being a pimp out here!

ECLIPSE: AND THE BRILLIANCE OF PARODY!

I love parodies! I was bored, so i was looking up parodies on YouTube when i discovered that Stephen Lunsford had his own channel. Yea! He starred on Kamen Rider as Kit and Adam! ok and he was on Private Practice too. (that show ew)

I came to his channel by chance. I was trying to figure out what was so great about the DEAR SISTER Snl spoofs, i kept seeing on YouTube. When Stephen’s parody of DEAR SISTER popped up.

I almost crapped my pants! He has his own channel? Time to investigate his comedy skills.

Parody of Twilight? cringe! 

 I hate Twilight. However im not going to lie and say i didnt watch the movies. (except eclipse still gotta watch that)  Cringe.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison make my skin crawl with their awkward, “sexual” tension. Please, sexual tension! more like Kristen is trying not to throw up everytime Robert is near! i must say i am looking forward to Breaking Dawn simply because i want to see the kid.

so i was hesitant to click on the twilight parodies simply for the fact, what if it was really wasnt a parody at all, but those clips fans make simply because they love twilight. gag me!

Stephen’s parody was awesome. Stephen’s interpretation of Edward was bumbling, awkward, and lets face it Stephen is a lot hotter than R.Patt anyday of the week!

 it also didnt help that he had a few buddys help him out. Like his co star from Kamen Rider, Matt Mullins. Camyrn Grimes (ex cassie Y&R)  Erin Sanders (ex Eden Y&R,  zoey 101)  Greer Grammar (Lucy ATWT)

Camryn and Stephen were hilarious @ 5:26

DREAMS. DAUGHTER OF SUPERMAN?

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“if you had brand of cat food you would be fancy -bitch”

“If you had a chain of cheap mexican restruarants you would be Taco- Bitch!”

I had the lamest dream early this morning. I woke up in bed, but it wasnt my bed, it was someone elses. Im not myself but Lara. The daughter of Clark and Lois Kent. I walk to the mirror. I have Lois’s features, but i know i have some of Clark’s powers.

“Is everything ok cousin?” a female voice is behind me. I turn around. I recognise Clark’s cousin, Kara. She is concerned. Behind her is another girl i dont remember her name. She has dark hair as well, but her hair is curly long and her face is quite heart shape. Her mouth alittle wide. makes me think of a fury in anger.

“I am fine.” I assure her. Memories are coming in, the woman is Kara’s bestfriend. She has powers as well. She is Amazon? “I just need a shower.”

‘Well hurry up we are going to the matinee we promised your brother we would meet up there in a hour.” the Amazon is so snarky. she doesnt like me. Hold up, brother? oh right Connor. I have a headache. I cant understand why i am not remembering these names.

Im looking myself in the mirror after my shower. Im slowly remembering my life as a Kent. Connor is my older “brother” by a year. I was named after my grandmothers. What happened to me that i had forgotten my life?

I met Kara and the amazon downstairs, my parents are at the table. “Lara you are not wearing that?” Lois is upset that i am wearing short shorts and a halter top. Clark smirks. “You used to wear less than that as I recall lois.”

“Ew Clark, really?” Kara pushes me out to the jeep. We meet my brother in the theatre sometime later. The movie is starting up.

Im getting a strange sensation something isnt right, my headache is getting worse. I clutch my head. I look up and i see this huge monster devouring innocent people.

“You know ive seen this movie a dozen times, not once was this monster in it.” Connor remarks between mouths full of popcorn.

As if the monster heard him, the monster swung its head towards the screen, its eyes focused on Connor. Something in me screamed “danger”

“Weird, its like its looking right at us” Kara murmured.

The monster lumbered toward the screen. The omnious sense of danger was getting stronger, then i looked around. Only teenagers, some adults few kids filled the theatre. I swung my gaze back to the screen. It was the monster, i realised with confusion.

“Thats because it is looking at us!” I cried. I leaped from my seat, slamming my hand into Connors chest. The force of my blow knocked him out of the way as the monster’s head suddenly reared out of the movie and lunged for him. Its huge mouth snarling, teeth gnashing. My brother rolled landing on his feet, the monster just barely missing him.

“What the hell!” he shouted over the midst of screams. People were scrambling out of their seats, clawing over each other to escape. The monster climbed out of the screen.

“Lara get out of here!” Kara demanded. I glared at her, right like im kind of baby. “Get these people out of here!”

I could see something glowing in the monsters eyes. Maniacal madness? Hunger? No. Green kryponite!

“No, Kara wait! ” i began. Kara didnt listen. She was in the air. The amazon charging after her. “Kara stop!” Connor was leaping in the air after her, i lunged for him.

“Lara what are you doing?” he was angry. He punched me. “Get off me we have to help Kara!”

The blow knocked me free of him. “No Connor stop!” I screamed. I watched in horror as three of them plowed right into the monster. Their look of shock and agony was echoed by their screams.

The monster seemed to glow then as he asborbed all three.Panicking i tried to see if the three were alive, but i couldnt see with my vision. Being Clark Kents daughter didnt endow me with his exray vision. Fury filled me, drowning out my fear. the monster swung its head around and focused its gaze on me. It lumbered towards me, i didnt care.

I was suddenly engulf by its weight. I expected to feel pain, some sort of agony, that my cousin and my brother went through. But i felt nothing. I opened my eyes. I was surrounded by whiteness. “Kara? Connor?” i cried out. My voice echoed. I stretched out my hands. The whiteness around me were like spongy walls. I suddenly felt claustrophobic i began to panic.

Thats when i woke up. I felt so threatened by being in the tiny space i began to panic in realtime as well. Taking a deep breath i calmed myself and i closed my eyes, the first thing i saw was white walls covered with my handprints.

I was Lara again. Taking a deep breath, i began to calm self. If i didnt have my fathers xray vision, i had to have his heat ray right? I took a breath and began to focus. sure enough heat exploded from my eyes. The spongy walls began to harden, turning black. Like charcoal. with a little more than a punch. My cage shattered. I found myself back in the theatre. Kara, Connor and the Amazon sprawled on the floor, covered in green kryponite. I took a deep breath and blew the dust off.

Connor woke up first. “Aw man you need a breath mint!” he complained.

I punched him. Kara stirred. “Cousin, you need some explaining to do!” she groaned.

 

PERFECT LOVE. OR CLOSE TO IT?

Image by Gregory Jordan via Flickr

im positive im going to lose the war when it comes to my idea of a perfect love. 

love isn’t just about owning your heart and soul it’s about giving up your love for solitude, finding pleasure in each others company.

 owning up to your mistakes.

love is one persons finest gift to another. love fills us greatness. finding the perfect love is unattainable, but there is the next best thing right?

DREAM: SURPRISE! SURPRISE INDEED!

Chad called me to say he had a surprise for me. I’m all excited. Wondering what it could be.  When I entered the hotel room, my surprise was not at all what I expected!

I find another woman in bed, with chad. anger at being ambushing like this was an understatement! She is working her head up and down over his cock, sucking him deeper into her mouth.

I found it curiously arousing watching that woman sucking my man’s cock.  “Lady, you better be just sucking his cock!” I growl. I join her on the bed, next to Chad.

“Surprised?” He chuckes. I glare at him, then he kisses me. Hot and hungry. “Watch baby, as she sucks my cock!” he kisses his way down my throat. Im so hot right now. He pulls away. I turn back to watch the woman as she going down on Chad.

I hold her hair back, so I can see everything. I want his cock too, I lower my head and soon we are taking turns sucking him.

Chad is loving the action, he tells me to go and play a little. I open the lady’s bustier so he and I can see her breasts. They are nice and round. Mouth watering. I lick a nipple, then the other. The lady moans.

Chad leans back to watch me play. I lay the lady down as I lick my way down to her pussy. I flick her swollen clit with my tongue then licking it.

Chad wants me to stop teasing her, and go down on her. He is telling me how to lick her clit. I am creaming in my panties, I look up at him. He is fisting his cock. I tell him to shut up I know what I am doing, and I  tell him to eat me.

Chad grins. he moves behind me, he takes off my lacey panties and starts to lick my slit. The touch of his tongue is incredible! I cry out.

I’m tongueing the lady, she is grinding herself onto my face as she comes. Chad is licking my slit, my juice is splattering onto his tongue as I come as well.

I fall back. Chad climbs over me to thrust his cock inside me. He urges the lady to sit on my face. He pushs deep hard inside me. The lady settles over me, I could hear Chad urging me to lick her out while he fucked me. My tongue finds her clit, and i lick her furiously.

I could feel another orgasm building within me, I stopped licking her, the lady moaned in protest. I slid a finger inside her as hot waves of pleasure crashed over me.

Chad pulled out after he came, he laid back after I finished the lady off.

She didnt stay long, and left.

He whispered how fucking hot it was seeing me eat another woman.

I hit him and pulled him over me for a kiss. “hot is sucking your cock in front of other people!” I moaned.

Chad groans in disbelief. “Why didnt you tell me?”

I giggled, “Now you know.” Chad kissed me rolling me over him.

“Lets get nasty!” he whispered.

A QUIRKY INTERVIEW. THE ODDITY THAT IS ME!

• What are you good at remembering?

I am amazed i can remember anything these days. I am good at remembering useful info but I cant remember lyrics to a favorite song even tho i hear it every day!  i can remember a scene from Another World, every line that Ryan Harrison said to Bridget the day he got stuck in the attic. He couldnt figure out how to be a ghost. That was 11 years ago!

• If I could get away with committing the perfect crime what would you do and how would you do it?

 I almost did commit the perfect crime! Only my mother walked in on me doing it! Not that, you sick bastards! When i was 3 my sister was 1, i had walked into the nursery with bug spray, and attempted to poison her. I would have gotten away with too, if my mom hadnt come in. Who would believe a 3 year old would kill a baby? cackle cackle?

• If you could eat one meal for the rest of your life what would it be?

really one meal? it would be a toss up between spinach florentine lasagna or sushi.

• List the worst pick up line youve heard:

“Do you want to be in a Gang Bang?” over the speakers at work.

• If you could be any book character who would it be? At first, I couldnt decide. The first one i really liked was Hollis Templeton (KAY HOOPER) Tall, brown hair and (new) blue eyes. Was a commercial artist before the attack that changed her life. Will, in at least her second appearance in the series, be struggling with her new life and new abilities, as well as the destruction of her old life and talents. Should make at least a couple more appearances before her own story.
  Job: Special Investigator/Special Agent, Profiler-in-training
  Adept: medium. Perhaps because of the extreme trauma of Hollis’s psychic awakening, her abilities evolve and change more rapidly than those of many of the other agents. Even as she struggles to cope with her mediumistic abilities, each investigation in which she’s involved seems to bring about another “fun new toy” for the agent. In Blood Dreams, she begins to see auras, the energy fields surrounding individuals. And in Blood Sins, yet another new ability catches her unawares.
  Appearances: Touching Evil, Sense of Evil, Blood Dreams, Blood Sins, Blood ties

but her character didnt really pan out like i had hoped in her own book, so i moved on.

Eve Levine  (KELLEY ARMSTRONG, OTHERWORLD SERIES) is an half-demon (Aspicio), angel, and witch. She is also the mother of Savannah Levine and Kristof Nast‘s lover. Her father is the Lord Demon Balam, Master of Sight. 

because of her background she is powerful, ruthless yet at the same time loving and protective of her daughter.

Then there is Gretchen Lowell. (CHELSEA CAIN, SWEETHEART SERIES)  a beautiful pyschotic serial killer,Lowell, posing as a shrink, insinuated herself into the manhunt for the “Beauty Killer” 

out of the three i would have to say Eve Levine, but for brilliance – gretchen Lowell!

• Do you like the simplest of things, or you  the hard to please kind of gal?

i think im easiest person to please. i find if i am in a bad mood, the little things cheer me up, i dont need over the top theatrics to impress me. Just a person to pop into say hi that pleases me. random things pleases me.

DREAM: BEING WATCHED.

i had a dream last night. its not as exciting as my other dreams about chad-bear but oh well. i dont mind having dreams about girls, but this was pretty tame. and pretty lame. Ha ha pretty tame and lame. funny!

i live in a dorm.  My neighbor’s window can see right into my bedroom. I hadnt realised that before. His curtains were wide open. He could see everything i was doing.

Like when I came from the shower wrapped in a towel. i should have been mortified. I only felt this sense of bravado, an tingling sense of awareness.

I could see the shadowy outline of his body against the window, he was watching me now. I slowly lowered my towel. Letting it slip over my breasts, before i cupped them in my hands. I was getting so aroused by the thought of someone watching me. I stroked each nipple slowly, enjoying the sensations.

I watched as he took his cock out, he was stroking himself slowly. He moved closer to the window, and thats when i got the surprise of my life. It was chad!

My heart hammering in my chest, heat coursed over me. I continued with my play. I let my fingers stroke lower, teasing over my wet folds.

“What are you doing?” i whirled around. It was my dorm mate. She looked little shocked to see me play with myself, in front of my window.

“Get out!” i hissed. “Your ruining it!” then a brilliant idea came to my mind. I pulled her into the room.

“We are being watched.” I purred. Im dancing silkly against her. She is not shy and she’s more than willingly. So we dance together putting on quite a show for Chad. Kissing, running our hands over each others bodies.

I dance behind her, cupping her breasts letting Him watch as i stroke her nipples. She is enjoying it, i slid my hand down over her, between her thighs.

That is when we notice there is some activity in the window across from ours. Chad’s wife has come home and she wants to know why he is at the window. We can see they are arguing, then she walks away. He comes back to the window.

He has not lost interest at all, which is good, because i havent either. My finger is in my dorm-mate’s slit, stroking in and out. She is so wet. Chad is stroking his cock, faster now.

My dorm-mate is whimpering, as i slide down to my knees and i began to lick her clit. She is clutching my head. “Tell me what he is doing.” I instruct her. She does so in a shaky voice.

My tongue swirls around in lazy circles, lapping up her clit, as she tells me his hand his fisting his cock slowly. He is gripping the shaft tightly.

I clamp hard on her clit, and suck. She screams as she comes. i get up off the floor sometime later, I turn to the window and Chad’s come is hitting the glass. I smiled.

How to explain cleaning that off the window???

I DREAMED: THE SOUND OF PLEASURE

After my meditation, my prayer work i was still feeling a little depressed last night. I decided i would try healing myself with some crystals and at the same time heal my chakras. At my higher crown, i placed moonstoone, labradorite, sodalite (for pyschic developement) and orange calcite for balancing emotions and overcoming depression. To cleanse my lower chakras, malachite, and at my earth chakra smoky quartz, which grounds my energy.

I dreamed alot that night, more than i had in along time, a continous flow of imagery. My dream recall has becoming clearer as well.

My first dream:

I was in BPs (I hate that place) having dinner with some friends, when my friends Brad and Shane sit down in the booth behind me. They are waiting for their wives to show up, so in the meantime, we have small talk. For whatever reason, the conversation between Brad and I becomes more intimate we are exchanging lingering caresses. He is stroking my arm, our fingers are interlaced etc(awkward??) and i had turned my head for a moment to speak with my friends, when my arm is jarred, and i am pulled away from Brad. I am startled. I turned back to Brad. There is my ex-roommate K-lyn in the booth next to him, trying to flirt with him as well. He is bewildered, because she is up in his face. He is politely pushing her away, while i am getting a bit teed off here. Shane is laughing. She finally goes away, Brad and I go back to our conversation. Again I turn back to my friends for a moment, he is still stroking my arm or so i assumed. I turned back to ask him a question when its not brad stroking my arm but someone else. That is when i woke up because i was disturbed by the guy rubbing it. He was redheaded and hairy. with a beard lol

Within a few minutes i fell back asleep I am already alittle aroused at this time and dreamed again:

There is a big party at Lake Point, I am talking-  big party, someone had found an underwater cove, so everyone was swimming there. When I come to the surface, i am surroundied by caverns, there is a beach and when i look up i could see the night sky. It was very beautiful. I put my towel down beside by a couple. Within a few minutes, couples are making out. I am not; because i dont have anyone with me. Sigh a third wheel so to speak. I could hear the sounds of changed breathing, as the people around me get aroused. Their little moans and gasps are echoing in the cavern around me. I am getting so hot listening to them. I could hear everything, the mix of their bodies coming together the women crying out the men urging them on. Its one big massive orgy!!!

The couple next to me, is really getting into it, He rolls over with her underneath him, he looks at me.

He is so turned on by me watching, he urges me to touch her. Which i do. She is wet. I look at her face. She is so into it. She is telling me she is going to come, i rub her clit faster. At that moment i look at the sky and its ablaze with everyone’s aura. Like the aurora borealis! It was beautiful! The woman beside me is crying out with her orgasm, so is everyone else. Her boyfriend is coming inside her. The lightshow in the sky is amazing.

When i go down on the woman i taste her boyfriend, i hear her, as i flick my tongue over her clit. Then i wake up.

I am so hot but i dont do anything to get myself off, I just roll over and fall back sleep:

The third dream right after:

It is family reunion time. (great way to end the sexual  buzz i was on) my aunt had brought out family pictures, and for some reason she kept insisting that one picture she had was of her daughter kristine. I am staring at it. the girl in it looked nothing like Kristine! The girl had short platinum blond hair, fried because she did the dye job herself. Ended up ruining her hair. The girl was chubby. On the back of the picture said Kristine’ so called age. I frowned i had a picture of Kristine that age.

So the young ones, my cousins’ kids are running around with kaileigh making a mess with cake frosting. My aunt anita is having a stroke because of the mess they are making. I told her to leave them be.

Tired of the drama i go into the living room, Warren and my guy  cousins are passed out on the chairs. Figures. I steal the remote from warren by climbing over Mark to get it. I am grabbed. holy shit I nearly screamed bloody mary, i was so frightened. Mark is laughing at me. I hit him. Freaking bastard. He settles me beside him. Stretches himself drapes his arm on the back of the sofa behind my head and goes back to sleep. Or so i thought.

I am watching a show, bored to tears, when Mark’s arm slipped and his hand is now resting on my breast. I froze.  what the hell? I looked at him. He is still sleeping. I moved his hand away. Fell back right onto my breast, where he began to thumb my nipple. Tiny frissons of pleasure are coursing through me. What am i doing?! I push his hand away again. He lets me a have a safe sense of composure for only a moment when his hand drops, he is rolling my nipple now. My nipple is sensitive, his touch hurts but at the same time it feels good. I am looking around making sure no one else is watching what he is doing.

“Relax,” he suddenly says in my ear, I am so startled. “Dont be such a prude.” Me a prude? get out of here! “Just enjoy the moment. no one is watching.”

I woke up, because my nipples were so stiff and they throbbed as if they had been physically stroked into hardening. I was so wet. but again i didnt do anything.

My fourth dream:

I was working at Co-op (???) at a little shop. I was training a new person how to operate the register. When this woman wanted change for fives. I had this negative feeling about my trainee, like she was a thief. She kept wanting the drawer open. Thankfully the next girl came on and took over.

As i was leaving, I noticed matt was in the building with his girlfriend?? He was wearing a cable knit sweater, and jeans. I was about to go and say hi, when my friends came over. They wanted to get something to eat at the cafe.

Matt finally caught sight me and waved. I waved back and followed the girls to the cafe. We were standing in line when i realised i hadnt my bank card with me. I started to panic.

(This is where it became a lucid dream.) I looked out the window and noticed that there was a lake, and Bolden was floating on his back. (out of the ordinary. which means i can control the dream) 

sweet! i was next in line. I had nothing in my hand, but i looked at the cashier and said. “I am handing you my bank card. You will swipe it, and it will be approved.” The cashier took “my bank card” which was actually thin air. lol took the interac pad, and actually went through with swiping. She looked at the pad. Then at me.

“It says it is approved.” she said. handing back “my bank card.” i smiled and said thank you. Took my tray of food and walked to where the girls was sitting.

I woke up. It was 10:30 am. I laid there in my bed, so sexually aroused from my previous dreams. I got up and had a shower. Not a cold shower! ^_^

THIS GUY IS EPIC! HIS JOKER…WOW!

wow i really loved this. I have watched maybe a couple of episodes. its so eery!