This popped up on my feed. I laughed. Ironically I had been doing some tidying up in my bedroom and I found a Forever 21 clutch bag filled with my vibrators!
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I called for a ride service- call back at 2:30
I called back at 2:35. – I don’t know when the next ride will be available.
I lost my mind. “Ok so that’s why I called a day ago. That’s why I called an hour ago. So I could book ahead!”
“Oh we only take bookings for out of town rides”
“This is why people call ahead to make sure they have available access to a ride!”
I hung up. Called the next company and sure enough? they were available shortly after 3.
Unreliable companies.
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Fridays!
I should be happy it’s Friday!
However, I was not able to relax. I was paranoid that today was Wednesday. I was going to be late for work!🤣
I had today off because I have a doctors appointment.
I also had my case manager email today.
Finally!
“Reinstating your benefits”
I almost had a panic attack. Reinstating? What did that even mean? My benefits never should’ve been touched!
I needed the payment to be deposited!
Apparently, my benefits payments had been cut and she had to go back and get them reinstated. Wow. Just wow!
I thought my morning would improve.
No.one of the cats decided to pee all over the garbage I was about to take out. tabby didn’t make it outside.
I had to scrub the floor reinforce the garbage, change the litter box and take out the garbage.
I stepped out the door and nearly keeled over from the putrid smell emanating from my neighbors place.
I threw out the garbage came back inside and nearly threw up from the smell.
I scrubbed the door the building wall with vinegar and I prayed that stink would not come in my place.
My nose hairs are singed! 🤣🤣🤣
There is no way anyone can be nose blind to the smell of cats!
Even my cat won’t let me have a stinky place.
My neighbor’s poor cats and dog.😢
Not to mention her boyfriend.
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What a disaster!
I thought it would be a great idea to mess around with my blog. Spruce it up! Give it new life!
Ha! More like I butchered it!
When will I learn to leave things alone?!
Especially when it comes to my blog?
I wanted to make my blog prettier!
WP is horrible for editing, for aesthetics etc..
I gave up trying to get my blog back to normal. 4 hours spent trying to get my shit together! Frustrating!
The grass isn’t always greener!
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“Tomorrow always comes. I can do it tomorrow.“
I never really thought of it as boasting. I have been guilty of procrastination. In some ways I am afraid of what the outcome might be. For instance: booking appointments = bad news. Booking rides = unavailability. Spring cleaning = falling ill.
However, I learned when I was ill there was some tasks I couldn’t put off. To make my life easier. do it sooner, not faster, and don’t put it off when you can do it now.
I also learned to stop worrying, don’t be fearful or doubtful but put all your trust in Jesus. It’s easier to speak from your heart when you talk to Him every day. About everything anything.
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“Why am I here?! Y’all are killing me!!” I cried. Everyone in drive thru laughed.
I had a wonderful sleep! However I had drifted off to sleep when one of the cats got on the toilet seat and decided to play with the lever!
I heard this loud sound through my earbuds! It scared me! I bolted up. Trying to figure out what was going o! The toilet was running!
I got up out of bed and found Daisy by the bathroom.
Nah! It was a coincidence right?
I fixed the issue washed my hands and then crawled back into bed.
For the first time in forever I slept through the night! I didn’t have to fight with the cats for space, they actually were like heated massage pads, laying on me.💕💕
I woke up well rested!
Daisy made a fuss in the bathroom. I’m about to grab my bag and go out the door and there is the cat clawing at the toilet bowl.
I cleaned it with vinegar yesterday.
She doesn’t drink out of the bowl.
What was her problem? I took off makeup storage and Daisy climbed up on the tank. What!
I poured some cleaner in the tank, washed the toilet and lever again and it seemed to make her happy. Thank you, mom! (sarcasm)
when I arrived at work, I was in drive thru. every mechanical thing did not work.
I tried to be nice to customers but my word!
Customer: I will have a small double double”
Me: ok
Customer: no that’s a coffee!
I was irritated every time a customer either wouldn’t answer a yes or no question. Or ask a question they know damn well the answer to.
Me: yes I know that is what you ordered.
Customer: I didn’t want coffee! I want the meal”
Oh well I work only 2 days this week!
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Suffering from second hand embarrassment! 💕💕💕
I love these two!
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It’s raining again.
Daisy woke me up with a horrific chirping sound. I thought she and Tabby were fighting again.
Instead when I went to investigate what I saw, made me laugh.
Tabby had walked out of the litter closet after doing her business. The smell was horrendous! Daisy had been chirping in disgust!
It took awhile for me to stop laughing because of the irony! Daisy didn’t mind my stink, but Tabby’s? Forget it!
To say I was not impressed about the rest of the morning was an understatement.
I had to clean the apartment with white vinegar, because the smell was horrendous.
I barely finished my breakfast at 10:30 when my mom texted me to let me know she was coming to pick me up to go shopping.
What?!
I’m not dressed!
I didn’t shower!
I was a turtle on Mach 5!🤣
Shower in five minutes!
Trying to brush my teeth, brush my hair, dress myself! WOW! What a disaster!
I barely got out the door with my sandals on because my fat foot was not having it!
My mom and her friend were laughing at my expense. “Wow what happened to you?”
When I explained, they laughed even harder.
My mom’s friend made a face when I mentioned I had cats. “You have cats?” She asked with a touch of disgust.
My mom gave her a disapproving look and answered before I did. “Becky’s place is very clean!” She went on “she is always cleaning.”
“Oh”
Her friend was dropped off and then we went shopping.
By the time I got home my leg was hurting and so fat I had to hurry and elevate it.
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It was raining on the weekend and now it’s snowing!
Oh my word!
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It’s raining.
I spent the weekend reading. I was curled up with both cats lying on me. It was nice and comfy.
It was a nice quiet weekend.