“You want to see someone move faster than Usain Bolt? Then go after Rebecca’s chocolate!”
eating chocolate was a task because ppl kept trying to hide it on me!😂
“You want to see someone move faster than Usain Bolt? Then go after Rebecca’s chocolate!”
eating chocolate was a task because ppl kept trying to hide it on me!😂
Its a good thing I don’t wear jeans. I wear leggings.💕
However I had a horrible nightmare that I was forced to wear jeans.NOO!!
Salad is yum, but Chocolate is yummier💕
I am eating chocolate. Alone.
Chocolate is a poor man’s subsitute for sex.
Just an orgasm wrapped in tinfoil.
Just a sad reminder for single ladies.
They are without cock! or Pussy!
Oh the inhumanity!
Wouldnt life be grand if chocolate could make it so much better!!!
Especially when you are grumpy,upset or awkward!
Could be a completely different person!
Ah it would be grand!
I was extremely grumpy after I got in trouble because of a customer! A customer had said yes it was her order after I read back to her, of course it wasnt!
Then trying to fix it, I had people yelling in my ear!
‘Will you stop talking! I am trying to fix it! You just make sure the one at the window is right!”
Then of course it took longer because the managers insisted on erasing both orders twice!
My boss is having a stroke!
I am having a stroke!
I got booted from First and sent up to Front.
“Next time how about you let me finish doing what I was doing so it wouldnt take so long!” I snapped.
They all stared at me.
“we correct orders at second window!’
“Really?”
Of course I am standing at my window, more pissed off than a wet cat.
“What are you doing?” a runner asked.
I stared at her. “Doing my job,” I replied coldly. “Dont piss me off, I am not in the mood for your stupidity!”
I had made a mess on window, surprise!
I had to tell that runner 4x that the order had changed! 4x!
She was still not understanding what was going on.
How thankful was I that my customer was so nice about it! I was apologizing profusely to him!
“Hey no problem! Thank you!”
I dont understand what it was about me that people were so eager to be served by me.
I did not have a pleasant expression on my face! Yet I was still polite, smiling during the order. Laughing and joking with the customers!
Yet after awhile I started feeling better, because people were so pleasant!
Yowsers the hot guys that were coming in!
Wow!
I was busy wiping the drool from my mouth.
Yes it would be better if we could munch on chocolate, instantaneously our life would be grand!
I took a bite of my favorite chocolate bar and…
It happened.
I spat it out!
I dont like chocolate anymore!
WHY?!!!
I’m a woman I’m supposed to love chocolate!!
I guess I cant really complain. It wasnt super busy, but it was so slow this morning. Chad came in and ignored me as usual. Oh joy! yea! I saw Errol! I hadnt seen him in forever!
It was so great seeing people I havent talked to in awhile.
if you love me you would buy me Lindts Mousse Chocolate. Its like heaven. Isnt chocolate a metaphor for something?
omg I am craving chocolate like a raving fiend right now…!!! but I dont like chocolate that much anymore. Correction, I love Reese’s Pieces Peanut butter cups..any other kind of chocolate..blah…seems bland in comparison.
Then I find out there are Reese’s Pieces Cupcakes??!!! What? You bake them, you eat them.. and you die happy! ok you dont die…but you are happy!
Another thing…
I really need to get a locating beacon for my glasses. They can be right in front of me, and I still cant see them! OH MY GOD! Its so frustrating!
I got in the habit now, of no longer putting them on my nightstand, because I would knock them over trying to find them, and once they got on the floor. It was like a mine field! One bad step. Crunch! I would be blind until I got a new pair!
In the bathroom it was worse. I would put my glasses on the shelf by the tub, put my towel on top of the glasses absentmindly, and by the time I am ready to leave the bath, I forget where I put them.
Its a whole fricking nightmare!